All comics by BigFrank105

 

by BigFrank105
1-27-05
Holy shit! Did you hear that massive fart I just let out?

 

by BigFrank105
1-28-05
Damn, my job sucks!
Your job sucks? You have any idea about the assholes I work with?

 

by BigFrank105
1-28-05
Wow, Crazy Dan sure is stupid.
What makes you say that?
"He said he was gonna stand the the toilet so he could get high on pot!"
Dude I am so stoned.

 

by BigFrank105
1-29-05
Hello! I'm a fag!
Call me later...

 

by BigFrank105
1-30-05
HA! I AM THE BLACK NINJA!
Why are you called the Black Ninja? Is it because you're African American? Because you lurk in the shadows? Because you travel by nightfall? Huh? Why? Huh? Huh?
Tonight on Channel Three News! The Black Ninja is wanted for viciously slaughtering a local retarded man.

 

by BigFrank105
1-30-05
You look a lot like Brad Pitt.
Well, you look a lot like my mom!
That's because I am, you stupid cunt!

 

by BigFrank105
1-30-05
What are you doing, dude?
Takin' the Paris Hilton Personality Test to see what kind of Paris Hilton I am.
Uh, sounds fun.
It's pretty gay though, I've taken it 349 times and tried hundreds of combinations of answers but I always get the same Paris Hilton!
Would that be "Stupid Spoiled Whore" Paris Hilton?
Yeah, how'd you know?

 

by BigFrank105
2-06-05
Amanda! You've been on that computer for 17 days! What the hell's going on?
I'm talking with my internet boyfriend! We're meeting today!
Don't worry, I'll be fine! I guess he's real energetic guy who's always ready for a good time!
I don't think this is such a good idea...
If I had a nickel for every one of my dates that ended like this...
RARR! TOBOR CORNHOLE HOT BLONDE!

 

by BigFrank105
2-07-05
WUTUP DAWG! I'M LIL JON! LET'S GET THIS THANG CRUNK! YEAH! WHAT? WHAT? OKAY! WHAT?
No... Just... No.

 

by BigFrank105
2-08-05
YEAH! YEAH! WHAT? OKAY! WHAT? YEAH!
YEAH! CRUNK STYLIN! WHAT? WHAT? OKAY! YEAH! YEAH!
Good news Mr. President! We've finally found someone smart enough to write your speeches!
Thank God. That retarded hobo you found isn't performing quite up to par.

 

by BigFrank105
2-10-05
Sup you fine piece of ass? Howz about you and me go back to my place and fuck each others brains out while you make me a sandwich?

 

by BigFrank105
2-16-05
So you want me to get onto that lawnmower over there?
Yup.
Then what do I do?
Fuck it.

 

by BigFrank105
2-16-05
QUACK!
MOO!
OH! IN YOUR FACE BITCH!
Ass...

 

by BigFrank105
2-17-05
Here's your food, sir.
Thanks.
OHHH!!!
What?
YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!!
???

 

by BigFrank105
2-18-05
Dawg! I just served some punk ass cracka!
Aw shit dawg, how bad wuz it?
I served that honkey some fried veal with with wine sauce!
Oh snap!

 

by BigFrank105
2-19-05
Why did you have sex with my mom last night?
Why were you videotaping it?

 

by BigFrank105
2-21-05
What's my name?
WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME?
No seriously, what's my name. I can't remember a dern thing!
Did you just shit yourself?

 

by BigFrank105
2-22-05
Are you gay?
I think last night's fiasco was proof enough for you.
Oh.

 

by BigFrank105
2-22-05
Hi! I'm Timmy the Talking Squirrel!
Me and the flying octopus are going on an adventure to the marshmallow castle!
Holy shit, this is some good acid.

 

by BigFrank105
2-26-05
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
Uh... Line?

 

by BigFrank105
2-27-05
Fag
Daughter fucker
:(
Fag
Daughter fucker
:(

 

by BigFrank105
2-27-05
What did you do last night.
I went to a toga party and made out with N*Sync. What did you do?
QUEEFS!
God dammit. Can't you ever get this right?

 

by BigFrank105
3-02-05
Well, Doctor, give it to me straight!
Good news Timmy! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!
Haha! You're funny, Doctor Deebag!
Yeah, but you're probably gonna die though.

 

by BigFrank105
3-03-05
What do you think of that girl over there?
Hell no! I wouldn't tap that with a full body condom!
What the fuck is a full body condom?

 

by BigFrank105
3-03-05
Dude, you've never heard of a full body condom before?
Uh, I can't say that I have.
Well, if you're about to have sex with an extremely nasty girl, you just slip into one of those babies and you're disease free! I use 'em all the time!
Well, unlike you I don't have to pay for sex.
We weren't all born with giant penises, ya know.

 

by BigFrank105
3-03-05
So what exactly does this "full body condom" look like?
It's just a big ass condom that you slip into!
Isn't it hard to please a lady when you're incased in latex?
Well, that's the difficult part. It's hard to see or hear out of so I just usually mount whatever's making noise. It usually works.
Usually?
Well, there was that one instance with the blender...

 

by BigFrank105
3-03-05
Welcome to McStripCreator How may further humiliate myself... I mean serve you?
I think I'll just have the JESUSSANDWICH sandwich, a Phryed PhreakyChinillia and the Kaufman cola.
The what?! That asshole! My lawyer is gonna here about this.
Oi! You likeness being used for a sandvich? I'll sue the pants of the schmucks!
Later...
Where'd my pants go?
Well this blows...

 

by BigFrank105
3-04-05
Why are you 10 years younger than your brothers and sisters?
Well... I was a mistake.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! YOU SUCK!

 

by BigFrank105
3-04-05
Life is like a box of chocolates!
No, I'm pretty sure life's a burrito.
Excuse me, life is like a box of chocolates because you never know which one you're gonna get!
Well, life's a burrito because you have to unwrap it and then throw it in the microwave, and later it gives you the shits!
Are you some kind of retard?
Wanna paint my puppy?

 

by BigFrank105
3-05-05
I have good idea! Let us crash airplane into tall American building!
That a good idea, Achmed!
Hey George, why don't we run for political office!
*Drool*
Hey Ashley, why don't you follow in my footsteps and begin a singing career?
Well, I dunno Jessica. I don't have any real talent!

 

by BigFrank105
3-11-05
I've been meeting so much more women since I've been telling them I'm gay!
Dumbass, if you tell them you're gay then how are you going to get them to have sex with you?
Well, they gotta sleep sometime.

 

by BigFrank105
3-17-05
Kiss me! I'm Irish!
You're not Irish!
Fuck me! I'm German!
That'll work.

 

by BigFrank105
3-22-05
o/ TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY! o/
o/ TAKE... ME... HOME! o/
Hey, thanks for the lift dude.
No problem.

 

by BigFrank105
3-23-05
How could something like this happen?
Sir! The witness is ready to speak.
Tell us exactly what happened ma’am.
Well...
I'll bet I can drink more gasoline than you!
Oh yeah? I'll bet you can't do that while swallowing a lighter!

 

by BigFrank105
3-23-05
Would you like some ice cream, sweetie?
Sure!
WELL GET IT YOURSELF! I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SERVANT! YOU MAKE ME SICK! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT! HISSSSS!!!
???

 

by BigFrank105
3-23-05
Ugh! This is the nastiest glass of milk I've ever tasted!
HEY! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING FROM MY SPECIMEN CUP?
Just then, an awkward silence overcame the room...

 

by BigFrank105
3-23-05
Hey mom, what do you think of that McDonald's that opened up in Bradley?
Are you implying that I'm a bad cook?
Huh?
Because I am not a bad cook, dammit! I SLAVE OVER A FUCKING STOVE EVERY FUCKING NIGHT AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? YOU CAN COOK YOUR OWN MEALS NOW!
Um... I just got a job there.
Oh, thats nice, sweetie.

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
I'm Fuckface Fred, but you're the Fuckface. Just look at your clothes, damn boy you got bad taste.
Just look at me, lookin' like a little Moai, Or some fertility God from fuckin' Hawaii.
You just stand over there with yo' hand in yo' pants, Only spouting one line like you a dumb-ass.

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
I'm a character with depth, a character with class, You're nothing but a meatbag who takes Tobor up the ass.
Now it's your turn bitch, and you're gonna need luck, Cos' HA HA, HA HA, HAHA YOU SUCK!
Aw hell it's gettin hott in here!
We love you Fred!

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
Well Fred won dat shit hands down! Take it away Fred and Doctor P.
Fo' Shizzle, Fuckface Fred in da' house! Motherfuckers shut up, I'm talkin', be quiet like a mouse!
You ain't no fuckin' doctor, ain't got you no degree, You only schooled like Crabby, in gettin' on yo' knees.

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
You look more like a scientist, but you don't teach no class, You spend yo' days wit Tobor, taking it up the ass.
What's up with your grin? It looks like a bad skin tuck! HA HA, HA HA, HAHA YOU SUCK!
FRED FRED FRED! YOU RULE!
I want your body!

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
Kaufman man, your mustache looks really really bad, You need to shave it off your face, or at least trim it just a tad, You're a grown man, get a hobby, cos' the cats thing is just sad, Egad!
You gotta wipe the Muck, from your stache, when you Suck, off Crabby, for a Buck, 'cos it's Yuck. Fuck... Cats Suck.
HA HA, HA HA, HAHA CATS SUCK! Bitch, I said HA HA, HA HA, HAHA CATS SUCK!
FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED FRED!

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
Oh snap! That was one hott competition! My boy Fred ran away with that one!
But all yall stick around, because we have one mo' surprise for tonight!

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
We weren't gonna let that Burrito sucka go home cold turkey! We bringin him back against a very special guest! Put yo hands together for BOINKY33!!!
I got fly raps that make the ladies wetter. "Life's a burrito" is gay, CUNTS! is better!
Fuck with me, you fuckin wit Hoppy and George. Ain't enough, bitch? Come fuck with Messed up Mort!

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
I drop it on you like an anus bomb! Whatever happened to you? Bitch, you ain't my moms!
So you better not be fuckin with Boinky33. I be back drinkin OE with my dog MikeyG!
YEAH! BOINKY RULES!
What's going on, ey?

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
Awright, let's go Burrito! This is yo last chance!
Yall don't act a fool, yall just bein a fool. When you rap in da SC, you gotta follow da rules!
Go FAQ yourself, you stupid newb. I'm gonna rap ya pants off like my homedog Boo!

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
I get more Bush then CHUBBY could ever plan. I get blown more than Inflatable_Man!
Wirthling sucks? Well I get sucked more! Disagree? Then ill rapp u, U FCUKING HOAR!
WOOO!!! BURRITO ROCKS!
Have my children!

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
I hate roleplaying with you...
Shut up! And put that ball back in your mouth, bitch!

 

by BigFrank105
3-24-05
When I grow up, I want to be the first black president!
Dumbass, you obviously can't be the first black president!
Why not?
They don't let chicks run for office.

 

by BigFrank105
3-25-05
Well, son! I know we haven't seen each other much because of the divorce, but we're gonna have a fun day in the park!
Dad, face it. The only reason you took me here is so you can pick up hot single moms.
Correction: Hot ASIAN single moms.

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