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by DragonXero
4-26-01
TOBOR WILL- *grkh*
*bzzzzzt*
TOBOR WILL PET FLUFFY BUNNY!
*groan* My aSs... iT HurTs...

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
Oh YES, OH GOD YES!
That feels SO good, give it to me!
You are so BIG!
RAAAAARRRR!!! MANRAPE!
AAAAAAAAAH!
RAAARGH!! TOBOR LOSES MORE PARTNERS THAT WAY!

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE JESUS!
Oh fer...
TOBOR WANTS MANRAPE AND HE WANTS IT NOW!
Ummm...
TOBOR HAS A COCK RING.
HELP! SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
Hell sucks.
Hell yeah.
Hey, where the hell is Jesus?
I don't know, tell him to get the hell down here.
Okay, we should stop.
Why the hell should we?

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
Rarr!
RAAAARRR!
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! RAAAARRR!! I'M GOING TO CORNHOLE YOU!
Huh? Did you say something?

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
Ted?
Yeah Tobor?
Why aren't the humans afraid of me?
I dunno, maybe you keep threatening them with manrape and don't do it?
To Be Continued...
Hmmm, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
See what I mean?

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
DAMN IT! You're gonna pay!
Oh fuck you "manraper".
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
Later, at Tobor's home.
DO YOU STILL DOUBT TOBOR?!
Ow... I didn't even know I HAD an ass, and now... oh christ... I know what pain is...

 

by DragonXero
4-26-01
AAAUUUUUGGH!
FIRE BAD!

 

by DragonXero
4-30-01
RARR! Tobor Automated Systems provides complete product design.
Rarrr?
What? We can't think of a damned joke.

 

by DragonXero
5-04-01
TOBOR FROM MOVIES IS NOT REAL TOBOR!
MOVIES WERE STUPID AND FAKE! NOT LIKE REAL LIFE!
THERE WAS NO MANRAPE IN MOVIES! TOBOR LOVE MANRAPE!

 

by DragonXero
5-10-01
Hey little girl, wanna play with my 'candle'?
Ew! Sick freak! Screw off before I call the cops!
Well fine then, I'll just go prance off with my horse!
Stinkin' old people, yer all alike, just wanna go off and screw yer horses!
Y'know, ya kinda look like a horse...
MOOOOOOM!!!

 

by DragonXero
7-09-01
You fucking bastard! Your great great grandfather persecuted MY great great grandfather! He ENSLAVED my people.
Uh, dumbass, my great great grandfather didn't even immigrate to America until long after slavery was abolished...
But, um, like, what about that story about the dude whose dad... *bitching, whining, whimpering about the past*
Jesus Christ, would you shut up? Are you not getting the point?
FUCK YOU MAN, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.
You're right, I don't understand you, because you make no fucking sense.

 

by DragonXero
9-07-01
Dragon Xero comes back to find Lowpass.net decimated, and having been gone for so long, doesn't realize that stripcreator.com has been created!
Holy SHIT, what happened here?
Moron.
Hey, guys, I'm back!
Guys?

 

by DragonXero
9-07-01
Dragon Xero finally finds Stripcreator.com.
Hey, this is cool, really well laid out. Maybe I can get some answers here.
*mumble*
DeXX! What's up man?
AAAAHH!! THE EVIL ONE IS BACK!
Nutbunnies indeed.
Nutbunnies.

 

by DragonXero
9-07-01
Dragon Xero looks to find out what the HELL has been going on.
Hey, you're still here! I noticed I finally got a character, sweet.
AAAHHH!!! GORIRRA!!!
Oh fer- What the hell is going on? Why is everyone afraid of me?
Ummm... We all thought it would be funny... at the time...
Nutbunnies indeed. (You already said that) Screw you.
She's nuts.
HEY! I heard that!

 

by DragonXero
9-07-01
So I guess this is where I start talking about the issues of the day.
Or make some witty rhetoric about Spam.
I guess I should also mention the fact that I have a pretty new divider for six panels!
And that my character is finally online!
Haha!
But what I reall want to do...
...Is eat a corpse!

 

by DragonXero
9-07-01
Away with you, vile villain!
høøøøøøøørgh!
My cheesecake is for smelling NOT FOR TASTING!
I liek caek.
These random thoughts brough to you by the letters Q and 2.
Dude, 2 is a number.

 

by DragonXero
9-09-01
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Dammit, I lose more mirror images that way!

 

by DragonXero
9-09-01
TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
....
What?
Man...
WHAT?!?!
That joke is so old.

 

by DragonXero
9-09-01
Dragon Xero finally replaces his former "self" character for good.
Hey, Spigot, you fucking Jazz-loving beatnik, you're fired.
WHAT?!?! How can this be? I was so perfect for you! I even wear all black.
Get over yourself, you're fired.
Oh woe is me!
Yeah yeah, pack your shit and move it.
I will now go write crappy poetry and cry into a latte! The pain, it is unbearable, for God hates me...

 

by DragonXero
9-09-01
So, little asian girl, you like my Chile?
Yes, it was quite go-
HOLEEY SHEET!
Maybe I shouldn't have added that 20th hot pepper...

 

by DragonXero
9-09-01
We are NOT asians!
Correct seestar. We are MESSICANS!
*FART*
LAUGH, DAMN YOU, LAUGH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by DragonXero
9-09-01
Pssst, Jael, you doin' anything tonight?
Yep, I have a date with a little plastic friend.
Wanna go smoke some weed?
Uh, okay. Sure.
I can chug this whole thing in one gulp!
There is no beer can.

 

by DragonXero
9-10-01
Gimmie yer money or ya die, mate.
Right. I can't move my arms from this position so you're gonna have to take it.
Look, I can't take my hands off this bloody gun, so we're at a stalemate, ain't we?
Sure are.
I guess I should go.
You can't move your finger to pull the trigger, can you?

 

by DragonXero
9-10-01
There have recently come about, questions about our orientation.
Look, I like you as a friend, but...
NOT THAT ORIENTATION, moron! We are facing toward the readers for the same reason actors in plays face the people watching.
We're nervous?
NO, you incompetent fool! Because it's impolite to not face the audience, it's standard theatre practice to talk TO the audience, as it projects your voice toward them.
Wait, we don't have voices to project... Hey, I gotta tinkie.

 

by DragonXero
9-11-01
Welcome to the Navy, Chris. We will begin your "Hazing" now.
Hazing? Oh shit...
Yep, hazing. I'd like you to meet your hazing officer...
Hazing officer?
RARRR!! CORPORAL TOBOR DEMANDS MANRAPE!
Oh shit...

 

by DragonXero
9-11-01
I gots me a grain 'a rice!
ph34r m3!

 

by DragonXero
9-12-01
Sorry if this is in bad taste...
Hello, this is Chonny Kung, reporting live from the *insert responsible country here* where it has been learned that *afformentioned country* has been found guilty of-
...Just showing what will happen to whoever is deemed responsible...
...for this hideous act of inhumanity.
Um, as I was saying. This is horribly mutilated freak, reporting live from the glass plains of *country name*.

 

by DragonXero
9-12-01
Hey baby, ever made out with a skeleton?
No. You don't have lips, how could you make out with someone?
So, wanna make out with a skeleton?

 

by DragonXero
9-12-01
Hey, wanna make out?
Hrm, well, we have no lips, but sure, why not?
GET ON WITH IT!
Are you a boy skeleton or a girl skeleton?
...

 

by DragonXero
9-13-01
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What?
We're not your whores!

 

by DragonXero
9-14-01
In this comic, Jerry Fagwell will be played by Jesus.
WE DESERVED THIS!
You are all SINNERS!
REPENT YOUR SINS TO ME!
I AM HIGHER THAN GOD, erm, wait..
Oh shit.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

by DragonXero
9-14-01
GET OFF MY CUNT!
*snort*

 

by DragonXero
9-14-01
Th Stripper meet isn't going too well.
Alright, who wants to play "Twisted"? Erm, I mean, Twister?
Not even a whole KEG of Fosters would make me THAT drunk.
I don't wanna know why his hand is in his pants.
I don't even wear light clothes anymore...
Not at ALL.
Don't worry my precious, he won't anally rape us...
Here kitty kitty kitty...

 

by DragonXero
9-14-01
WHAT YOU SAY!!
Give it up, that joke is so old.
Sorry...
FOR GREAT JUSTICE, TAKE OFF EVERY 'ICBM'!

 

by DragonXero
9-14-01
RAAARRRR!! TOBOR IS KING OF MANRAPE!
ERR, wrong room.
Am ah too late fer thuh' Manrapin'?

 

by DragonXero
9-14-01
Yo B, let's make an album wit' da twin towahs blowin' up!
Dat be PHAT, let's blow up da TOP too!
We're fucked.
Ohhh yeah.

 

by DragonXero
9-14-01
Watch as Dragon Xero hits BigEvilDan with a poodle!
Ha HA!
You blinked and missed it, moron!
Ow.
THIS IS FUNNY!
Ho HO!
AAAAAUUGH!

 

by DragonXero
9-18-01
Hey, I would leave that man of yours, he's nuthin' but trouble.
Whatcoo talkeeng about seestar?
He will promise you the world and give you a trailor in Alabama.
What ees wrong weeth a trailor een Alabama?
He will LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP!
OH DEAR GOD NO!!! That's it, he is SO dumped.

 

by DragonXero
9-18-01
Oh no! You are going to rape me with your mouth-tentacles!
*shlorp* RARRR! TENTACLE RAPE!!!
Oh yes! Oh, that feels good, I like tentacle rape!!!
*schlorp*
OH MY GOD! YOU AREN'T A TENTACLE MONSTER!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!
RARRRRRR!

 

by DragonXero
9-18-01
RARRR!! BEER GOOD, NAPSTER BAD!
All your base are belong to us!
Don't have a cow, man.
Whazaaaaaaap!
RARRRRR, MANRAPE!

 

by DragonXero
10-15-01
Special Agent Kaufman has been abducted and taken to the evil Scientist's lab!
You'll never get away with this, bastard!
Oh but I will!
Never! I will escape, and all your secrets are coming with me!
Hahahaha, silly man, you will never escape.
You're a hideous, evil villain! Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr. Kaufman. I expect you to eat chocolate pudding.

 

by DragonXero
10-15-01
So, are you ever going to release me?
What do you think?

 

by DragonXero
10-15-01
Earlier...
Mmmmm....
Suddenly:
STOP STARING AT ME!
Sorry!

 

by DragonXero
10-15-01
Hi there, I'm James!
Dammit! I am so single it hurts.

 

by DragonXero
10-15-01
What the fuck?
I like pr0n.
You lesbian, that won't work when this gets posted.
So what?
Lesbo.

 

by DragonXero
10-17-01
Hey DX.
Hey Brad, why don't you ever make comics?
It'd be kinda like a dealer smoking his own weed.
So you're saying you purposely made this stripcreator addictive?
... Gotta go...
Hey, wait!

 

by DragonXero
10-17-01
Hey Spankling, I don't know how to tell you this.. but I think I love you!
Really... On your knees slave!
But, I don't want to be a slave...
Well, I guess I'll have to be the slave.
Better by you, better than me.
Hey, no Halford cracks!

 

by DragonXero
10-17-01
I am Iron Man!
Damn right you are.
We are brothers of metal.
You're harder than steel!
Actually I am made of tempered steel...
Really? Erm, well then...I love rock 'n roll.

 

by DragonXero
10-18-01
Hey, wanna go out to eat?
Sure, but I'd rather eat inside. After all, it is raining.
Ugh. Follow me stud.
Who came in?
Huh?
Phillistine

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