You're Fired!

Author: DragonXero

Date: September 9, 2001

by DragonXero
9-09-01
Dragon Xero finally replaces his former "self" character for good.
Hey, Spigot, you fucking Jazz-loving beatnik, you're fired.
WHAT?!?! How can this be? I was so perfect for you! I even wear all black.
Get over yourself, you're fired.
Oh woe is me!
Yeah yeah, pack your shit and move it.
I will now go write crappy poetry and cry into a latte! The pain, it is unbearable, for God hates me...