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by Gryffalio
3-28-06
I'll get them!
Look into my eyes not around my eyes look into my eyes!
Must fuckup an alliance before breakfast
I'm sure by now the question "Why do GoCi all look alike" is popping up in your mind? Or your browser depending on whether you've been HaXXeD :P [j/k]
Look into my eyes!
The answer is... cloning... Yes he's so ugly, Steve- cloned himself about 50-100 times cos its his only way of having children... Well now you know :-)

 

by Gryffalio
3-29-06
C'mon what can I do with you alternate name apart from personal reference?
Hmm ok
I'm here on behalf of the multi-hunters... Your a multi as proven by Antjie giving us a 10line confession by you as to your secret double
I knew it -.-
Hold still and this won't hurt.... much... >=]
I'll be back in a bit!

 

by Gryffalio
3-29-06
phew safe
Hey Fage
H-...... Who the hell are you?

 

by Gryffalio
3-29-06
Its me... *whispers* Gryff
why the hell are you dressed as a snail?
Maybe a more appropriate question would be why aren't YOU? But anyhow... Antjie set ninja-hunters on me cos apparantly i'm an account sharer :P
erm ok so you dressed as a SNAIL to throw them off your tracks
Yeah ^^ *feels proud*
You do realise snails leave huge slimy trails behind them?

 

by Gryffalio
3-29-06
Wow your fast for a snail
must..... run..... Got to..... Move quick
*sigh* don't make it harder on yourself than it already is
nooooooo!
SANCTUARY!!!
Tsch yeah right... Why would I grant an account sharer sanctuary you dirty cheating vile scum!

 

by Gryffalio
3-29-06
Haha got you now
WAIT! I'M NOT A ACCOUNT SHARER THATS A 2ND IP I USE >.<<
Antjies trying to take over teh world and only I know it thats why she set you on me... Look at the news!
Hmm you'd better be telling the truth or i'll kick your arse even harder
And your back on Sky News. Today, an evil Admin called Antjie took over Africa exclaiming "I will destroy the world with my evul empire... No1 can resist my cuteness!

 

by Gryffalio
3-29-06
Hmm it seems your right
Ofc i'm right... I always am -.-
GOT YOU NOW!
Oh no you don't!
This isn't the fairest of fights... I mean a ninja... Antjie's way evuler than little ninjas *sigh*

 

by Gryffalio
4-01-06
On the internet....
Get ready for some 1337 April fooling...
haha Gryffs gonna look like such an idiot
Meanwhile IRL....
Hehe he's gonna look like such a Retard
nothing can stop us >=]
My Secret weapon.... Sleep! :D
*yawn* Hmm 12:30 now nobody can april fool me without being the fool :)

 

by Gryffalio
4-01-06
On the internet....
Get ready for some 1337 April fooling...
haha Gryffs gonna look like such an idiot
Meanwhile IRL....
Hehe he's gonna look like such a Retard
nothing can stop us >=]
My Secret weapon.... Sleep! :D
*yawn* Hmm 12:30 now nobody can april fool me without being the fool :)

 

by Gryffalio
4-01-06
Ho-shit!
Its not lunchtime yet at America... Or Hawaii!
Twenty minutes later...
Oh... Wait... America... They'r the most unwittiest nation in the world (according to Rob)... No problems :)

 

by Gryffalio
4-01-06
Hey its easter, can you guys sorta... Postpone PIA?? Pretty Please?
Yeah Christians are gonna get offended lets postpone the game!
Its Easter
Mwuhahaha Captain Obvious Strikes again
I'm a practicing Christian... Its Easter... Lets play some PIA :-)
Yes listen to me play browsergames during Easter... That'll piss God off cos PIA really counts as a game [/end sarcasm]

 

by Gryffalio
4-04-06
lol yeah and then you could tell him your dog wants to borrow his dog collar :P
rofl... Maybe he would tryto exorcise me though... I don't wanna risk it
Y-
A DUCK!

 

by Gryffalio
4-04-06
QUACK QUACK!
NO come back I wanna proclaim my love for you in your native language :(
You talking to me?
uhm... Yes, yes I was, I was going to proclaim my love for you... "Charlie Oscar Papa I love you, repeat my love for you is like an eternal flame"

 

by Gryffalio
4-04-06
Right thats it, you are under arrest you do not have to say anything however anything you do say may be used as evidence you may later rely on in court.
*Does moutsasch thing and kicks his legs up in air*
Do you understand?
Was? Ich spreche kein English... Bitte sprechen sie Deutsch?
...

 

by Gryffalio
4-04-06
:/ I knew that cop anyway
Your a dickhead... You really are :P
Bah... He won't arrest me, I stole his handcuffs once >=]
*walks away*
C'mon... It was funny!
We nearly got arrested!

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
btw you should listen to this song "london underground" its pretty funny
Got it with you?
Yeah... but I already mailed you with it two or three times over the past week... You DID read the message?
I don't download attachments when I got more than 5/6 mails to read
So whats the point in an email address? -.-
meh... Bite me :/

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
So your back?
looks that way :/
Where u been anyway?
Anywhere other than Stripcreator
P.S. The answer is, no :-)
So... uhm.... got any funny new strips?
You'll find the answer in the following question: "got any funny old strips?"

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
SOOOO.... Damn what a shitty day... My back is even completely fucked up *sigh*
*You have an incoming transmition*
Fcking hell... I STILL havent got a new alert :/
Hey Gryff... Nobody else is responding to my PMs...
HMMMM IMAGINE THAT, WONDER WHY o_0
Yeah me too

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
Anyway... DoW's irc activity compares well with the irc here, tbh
b- h- w- AUS!
we always had 30-40
if ur gonna get lecturish and all AUS-ish just go PM someone else k? os its so fucking annoying, just fuck off or shut up
just because my galaxy was attacked again last night, and no defence, same with another :/ mb i overeact, but i know there werent great reviews about DH.
*walks away*

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
*You have an incoming Transmition*
MB I don't know right context? But not a great sign... im not looking to argue btw. And that last time I was idd tired, so i babbled a little, sry
*loses control* It wasn't last time it was every fucking time
*You have an incoming Transmition*
k?
You always do this and start handing out advice when your not doing any better yourself, then you always complain if things start going wrong :/
*You have an incoming Transmition*
i mnot critising u i seek another opinion, mb im not seeing things right? and im not one of those, i tryto help. i did in DoW. I wanted a break here
Yes you help by going on and on at people, you meddle too much, just sit back, leaders are here to lead, fighters are here to fight

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
k then. Give it time?
*closes PM and leaves channels with AUS in*
*You have an incoming transmation*
i mean, things may work out better, defence etc?
AS I JUST FUCKING SAID LEADERS DO THE LEADING. IF YOU HATE THE ALLIANCE SO MUCH GO LEAVE IT AND JOIN SOME VACMODERS OR SOMETHING
sry ur wrong person to ask actually :/
YA THINK?

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
Well... I've decided it wasn't such a bad day until AUS turned up, i'll hit the shower :/
*You have an incoming transmition*
You gotta see Episode III: Backstroke of the west to get this part
DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!
*ping* *ping* *ping* *you have an incoming transmition* *ping* *ping*

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
f00k how can SO MANY people want to PM me and ask me questions and ping my name... I'M JUST A HUMBLE N00BEH LEAVE ME ALONE *sigh* :(
Do u think I never help or have helped?
Yes. You try to help and its so annoying cos you think you know so much more than everyone so just leave it.
no i dont think that, i think opposite in a way, I know there alot to learn.... yeah i leave it
finally *closes PM*

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
*You have an incoming Transmition*
i know i have alot to learn, and i know u guys know better in many ways. I dont mean to talk down at u at times
What happened to "yeah I leave it" -.-
*You have an incoming Transmition*
14:11:5 November 12 / 8
Ya want a medal? -.-
*You have an incoming Transmition*
17:9:1 Cocaine 8/8
quit PMing me these incomings as if I will magicaly make them go away

 

by Gryffalio
5-11-06
*You have an incoming transmition*
Why isn't anybody defending the later wave?
*sigh*
*You have an incoming Transmition
Its probably only pods
Maybe YOU have an ETA of 12 but everyone else would just land with the first wave now shutup
... Its gone... Precious... We told it to go away AND IT WENT :O

 

by Gryffalio
5-12-06
Hey RIV, dyou mind if i recruit some other innactive n00bs to our gal? If no just kick me.
Oh but not literally as that would hurt. -.-
awww... I already booked the plane ticket to kick you.. oh well

 

by Gryffalio
5-12-06
*Your Status is set to away*
There was once a man named Tim. He smelled like a bin. Timmy tim tim.
*Your Status is set to away*
u smell noob!o1enoneo1neo1ne1oen1oen1oeno1en1
that's what your mum said last night. Only cos I had a jam sandwich... she didn't cut the crusts off :(
wtf are u on about? -.^

 

by Gryffalio
5-13-06
Oi dipsticks do the IQ test... I got 129
I only got 117 :(
lol I got 124 :/
"John likes 400 but not 300; he likes 100 but not 99; he likes 3600 but not 3700. Which does he like?" WHO GIVES A FUCK?

 

by Gryffalio
5-13-06
Your form says "12CA because i'm worth it"?
Yup, well spotted
and under worries/problems with 6th Form you put "Nothing much but that Gryff is a little mental"
indeed I did
Later that day
Tim can I see you in my office plz?

 

by Gryffalio
5-13-06
Are you feeling ok?
uhm yes... Why dyou ask?
Oh nothing, I have just heard concerns as to your wellbeing
lol u mean you reckon i'm psycho?
No... not at all, but stress can get to people
No, but you see the thing is I AM psycho, but meh :/

 

by Gryffalio
5-13-06
So do you want some time off or anything? Dyou want to talk about it?
Sure i'm psychotic, I get told this every week or so and i'm proud of it... I am also nicknamed Timmler due to my feelings that ILLEGAL immigrants shouldn't be in the country
...
And I go around being psycho randomly but i'm no harm to anyone cos Mr Ayres is an evul ninja and he keeps me in check
U do know she took me seriously and got teh psycho-dissinfector to ask me if I needed to "talk" so I talked and scared her completely >=]
ah the joys of dumbass teachers

 

by Gryffalio
5-15-06
So does your wife beat you Mr.Ayres?
Yes. Regularly
does your baby son beat you Mr.Ayres? :P
Yes... he's very scary and evil.
lol your not much of an evul ninja then are you?
o rly? >=]

 

by Gryffalio
5-15-06
We should just stand up and nonchalantly walk out :/
lol he's an evul ninja he'd eat you
He wouldn't eat me cos i'm a psychotic demon of some kind
oh yeah?
Sir what would you do if me and Rob nonchalantly walked out of this class?
I'd flying roundhouse kick Rob's head off and spit down his neck.

 

by Gryffalio
5-15-06
Sir you'd do the same to Tim though wouldn't u? He says you wouldnt :P
I wouldn't do the same to Tim no... He's much too big and evil.
>.<
I win ^^
What would you do to Fowler if he tried it sir?
Trust me you don't want to know.

 

by Gryffalio
5-15-06
Ok lets do it... Lets walk out
ok
Erm... Ok lets call it a day for today, remember to revise.
You know why he didn't roundhouse kick your head off and spit down your neck? Cos he'd have to quit his job and fight me...
Ahhh... That explains it.

 

by Gryffalio
5-15-06
uhm ok... I'm playing this round innactively because i'm taking a break from these games
ok
Two Days Later
uhm sorry to bother you but i'm like... biggest in gal and your the only one even close to me
yeah i know
Tick 145
Doesn't it bother you that I think George W Bush would have more time for this game than our galm8s?
nope ^^

 

by Gryffalio
5-15-06
Oi gheyboy u got an exam in liek 10 minutes
that was today? :/
Lets just go in and urinate on the exam paper
Yes lets
Later that day
I didn't do it! You see Rob said we should urinate on our test papers and then I said "Lets just go to the lass infront of us and shit on her paper instead" and so I did and she liek ate me and stuff
Yeah but I still have to reap you... You clearleh haven't improved since last time...

 

by Gryffalio
5-15-06
*sigh* I so don't deserve this...
You... Again? *Sigh*
Wow u seem particularly depressed this time...
Yeah... Well you know every time I die I keep ending up having to talk to you and I only just worked that out... You really are the most boring sod in the world :/
You done yet?

 

by Gryffalio
5-15-06
No not yet- howcome you go against God when he like wtf pwns you at will? I mean c'mon wtf was the point in telling them to eat a fucking apple?
erm-
Then u go around all poncy like "i r teh pwn you ph33r my 1337 skillz" and in actual fact your about as powerful as a weedy nerd who has a particularly bad genetic disease
...
I mean c'mon your names suck too... Prince of Darkness, Prince of Lies... Whats your backup? The Pedophile or The Gender Bender? I mean ffs what is the POINT in you?
Ouch... Man that hurts *cries*

 

by Gryffalio
5-15-06
I always get the sucky places to be thrown back into the world...
dude how did you get back this time?
I made Satan cry... Erm if I die then he won't accept me and i'll goto heaven and i'll be happy and you'll hate that so hows about just pointing my dingy in the right direction?

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
I like to lurk... Especially around classy people, like Gryff[PM]
I think vegetable is either stoned or drunk... He thinks i'm a class person :o
he must be stoned
xplizit and markb read logs from stats all the times. u say something like fuck markb or fuck xplizit when they aint in that channel. and out of no where. xplizit/markb come and ask wtf is going etc
paranoia... Confusion... Yeah he's stoned

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
Ok I dragged your sorry arses here for a REASON... Your here because your ADDICTED!!
You may not actually KNOW your addicted... But remember that time you went on holiday and got all juddery? Not plane sickness - withdrawal symptoms... My comics wtfpwn u
First I have to say: Sorry for the recent crap effort but I have nothing new atm :(
Second I would like to say Why I am so arrogant and up my own arse all the time: COS NOBODY LOVES ME :'(... No seriously, I know i'm arrogant, you guys don't need to tell me ;)
Thirdly: I would like to state that 95% of my comics are based at least 60% in truth and real happenings, I just add a twist to them or build on the happenings
So quit asking if they really happened... Half of these are so stupid or disturbing I would be locked up if they werent half true or more :/

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
RIV can I ask you a question which may seem a little... odd?
always ;p
How do you repulse gay men?
What you mean me personally? -.^
No but surely you now how I could do it?
oh, poor Gryff is having some guy after him again?

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
Theres this nice guy who's a year older than me... He's a nice guy but hes gay an checks me out all the time AND his sister who's 2-3 yrs younger and is ugly fancies me too :(
pfew, a whole family
not met his parents thank God, but anyway, how can I put him off me?
so now you have a brother and sister fighting for you, what more do you want? ;p
The lass is ugly and the blokes a... bloke :/
yes.. but you see, the problem is, there's no way he's going to stop looking, unless you cut your arse off

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
*fetches the kitchen knife*
either that, or you'll just tell him you're not comfortable with it and with a bit of luck, he'll stop it, but I doubt it.
so... the ugly sister... what to do about that? o_0
...
How do these things happen to me :(
I'd say your awful.. because your unhappy to be populair, but I guess I'd feel the same.. well only if the bloke was ugly too..

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
*sighs*
anyway, the ugly sister checks you out too every time? o_O
she has the look and he said she fancies me... And she's scary
ah yes... the look
seriously... She's like him with female bodyparts :S
you see.. when people do that to me, I just tell them I have a bf already, and they usually quit

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
I'm a little shallow aren't I :P
yes.. yes you are, but hat can happen =p
... *sigh*
but seriously.. you'll have to live with that guy checking you out every time he passes by, but you could try telling him to stop it
or plan A: cut arse off
yes.. that sounds like a good alternative o_O

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
I guess you could dress up like a nerd and wear balloons in your pants so that your arse looks 10 times as big?
hmm
but that wouldn't be worth it, besides, he'll just wait until you stop doing so
I tried growing my hair but it doesn't seem to put them off
oh.. common, you're not actually trying to look ugly just to get him off, are you?
well I like my hair long cos I cba with it... But sort of

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
lo *checks Gryff out*
*reads off sheet of RIVs convo* I'm sorry but I already have a bf
Fancy a bit of two timing? >=]
erm... I...
Well we could always wait until you break up
I'M NOT GHEY!!!!

 

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
Why did you s-
I'M NOT GHEY!!!!
Sure your not, i'm not either :)
I'M ---===NOT===--- GHEY!!!!

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