This began as a real question and just became hilarious 6

Author: Gryffalio

Date: May 17, 2006

by Gryffalio
5-17-06
I guess you could dress up like a nerd and wear balloons in your pants so that your arse looks 10 times as big?
hmm
but that wouldn't be worth it, besides, he'll just wait until you stop doing so
I tried growing my hair but it doesn't seem to put them off
oh.. common, you're not actually trying to look ugly just to get him off, are you?
well I like my hair long cos I cba with it... But sort of