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by Hanbidge
1-28-03
Well, I prepared as planned, by drinking lots of ale, and I feel like s uper-model.
Because you are cool, calm and collected?
Nope. I spent all night with my fingers down my throat throwing up. and I'm hungry now.

 

by Hanbidge
1-28-03
Oliver, why are you drinking all those bottles of Hobgodlin? You don't drink, plus you'e a lightweight.
You're right Joe. I should stick to what I said, and stop drinking...
...right after this bottle of Hobgoblin. And these other four over here.

 

by Hanbidge
1-28-03
Oliver has to get five bottle tops from Hobgoblin, to calim a free gift...
(hic) I'm fucking Starscream, I am!
You'll do bloody anything for a free t-shirt, won't you...

 

by Hanbidge
1-28-03
Bleeeeeergh!
Oliver, you can't go on like this!
I dun haf ta lissen ta YOO!
But drinking 5 bottles of ale in one sitting will kill you!
PUUUUUKE!
...on seconds thoughts, Hang in there, Olly, we're all behind you!

 

by Hanbidge
1-28-03
...so, I'm cooler than Tidus, eh?
Aye.
...then the one who IS cooler than me must have to be...
...WAKKA!
No.

 

by Hanbidge
1-28-03
Damn, I thought Wakka was cool...
...you would.
Then it must be RIKKU!
Nope.
You're confusing "cool" with "cute"...

 

by Hanbidge
1-28-03
So it's not Tidus, Wakka, or Rikku who's cooler than me. Well, it can't be Auron, he sucks balls.
...what did you just say?
Auron sucks balls.
...I heard you...
Are you alright? You seem to be having some sort of fit...
*twitch*

 

by Hanbidge
1-28-03
HA! I watched Fight Club! And it was bollocks!
ACK! How can you say that?
Quite easily really.
You ruined the fucking ending for me.

 

by Hanbidge
1-30-03
So I hear Sesame Street is gonna include a HIV+ muppet now.
Aye.
I wonder how they're going to go about that?
Have I fuck got a condom.

 

by Hanbidge
2-04-03
Auron totally sucks balls.
Do you disagree with me perhaps, Gaz?
HA, you are blocked.
Of course you don't, as your silence suggests.

 

by Hanbidge
2-04-03
That last strip was bad, yet somehow familiar...
I wonder why that is...
*ahem*

 

by Hanbidge
2-05-03
Phwoooooor!
That girl is only 15 years old...
Yeah, but it's like the saying, "When there's grass on the pitch...
HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH
...I'm sorry, what?

 

by Hanbidge
2-24-03
Go do some strips. You haven't done any in ages.
But I can't think of anything funny.

 

by Hanbidge
2-24-03
What the hell was that?
Sorry, I clicked "Save" instead of "Clone Panel".
I still can't think of anything funny.

 

by Hanbidge
2-24-03
Bumblebee is hungry...
I wanted to order a pizza, but the phone isn't working.
Wha?
You are such a cunt, Prime. I'm glad Megatron kills you.

 

by Hanbidge
2-24-03
So, what anime are you obsessed with at the moment?
Ranma 1/2. So much so that i threw myself into the Jusenkyo spring, to get myself a curse.
Do you mind if I douse you in cold water? I wanna see what you turn into.
Sure. Go ahead.
You fell into the "Spring of Drowned Chris Cornell"? How is that a curse?
I can only write wierd shit now.

 

by Hanbidge
2-27-03
Bumblebee, you can stop pretending to be a bomb now. You're not scaring me.
Stop what now?
...fuck...

 

by Hanbidge
2-27-03
...ooooh yeah...
What the fuck?
Stop repalcing my pictures of Arcee with Galvatron, bitch!
I thought you liked dudes with giant orange dildos stuck to their arms?

 

by Hanbidge
3-06-03
SO, you're getting yourself a Spawn action figure then?
Aye.
IS there going to be some sort of punchline?
Probably not.

 

by Hanbidge
3-06-03
You suck balls.
Dick.
Piss on your head.

 

by Hanbidge
3-06-03
So what's wrong with you then?
Bad few days. My razor bust while I was shaving my head, half way through, leaving my hair a mess.
So?
Someone said I looked "like the guy out of Mad Max 2"...
...for fuck's sake...

 

by Hanbidge
3-06-03
...you know, you look nothing like this now. You're bald, and you have a beard.
Aye. I'll fix it.
TRANSFORMER NOISE
Just fuck off.
I've got the touch!

 

by Hanbidge
3-06-03
So now you're a fucking Transformer?
Aye. Top that if you can.
TRANSFORMER NOISE
Oi. We've already done a Ranma 1/2 joke.

 

by Hanbidge
3-06-03
Life sure is good being a Transformer...
LOOK OUT! A RAMPAGING AUTOMOTON!
Fuck off.
...aye, real good...

 

by Hanbidge
3-06-03
Being a Transformer is so fucking sweet!
SHIT!
A PIRATE!
Argh! Go fuck yourself!

 

by Hanbidge
3-06-03
...hee hee hee...
...any chance of you "transforming" this into a funny storyline?
Argh! Go fuck yourself!

 

by Hanbidge
3-08-03
Seriously, this is just fucking stupid.
Aye.

 

by Hanbidge
3-08-03
...gah...
What's up?
There's a kid wearing a Daredevil shirt. I hate that film.
I can't think of a punchline.

 

by Hanbidge
3-13-03
After years of saving, I finally got into pirate College...
Aaaaaarr?
Arr!
...but I was tricked. It was a Medical College in disguise...
Let's hear that Hypocratic Oath again.
...and I couldn't get a refund...
Easy come easy go - will you let me go?
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go!

 

by Hanbidge
3-13-03
...Baldurion, what are you doing here?
I'm waiting for the Drow. There's been Drow sightings around here.
And you're waiting for them alone? Or is your adventuring party hiding, ready for an ambush.
Nope. They didn't like the idea of fighting Drow, so they left. It's just me now.
Now that you're here I'll stand more of a chance...

 

by Hanbidge
3-20-03
I'm buying some Heroclix next week, a tabletop game based on DC Superheroes.
My good friend Juanwalez will probably have something to say about that.
But hey, at least I'm not buying the Marvel set!

 

by Hanbidge
3-20-03
I can't believe you're going to buy a tabletop game based on DC Superheroes! You're as bad as Disney!
No, it's pretty cool. They're gonna do Spawn soon too.
How is that good?
When they do Judge Dredd, you can have him kick Spawn's arse.
That is good.
Or Cyclops.

 

by Hanbidge
3-24-03
Plot twist? HA! I'll show YOU a plot twist!
I got dumped three weeks ago!
I bet No-ONE saw that coming, did they?

 

by Hanbidge
3-24-03
Hey, here's another plot twist for you.
I'M FULL OF SAND!
Ha ha ha, I get it. Mad Max 2. Ha ha ha!
Fuck off.

 

by Hanbidge
3-24-03
I can't explain it, but for some reason, in your comics I come off as more intelligent than I am.
Why do you think that is...
...dick?

 

by Hanbidge
3-24-03
Wow, Dad, I found a really old computer! Look at it!
Well done, son! But I'm too busy screwing the maid to look!
I couldn't get it up and my wife got raped by soldiers! That means I must destroy existence!
Oh no you won't!
...your playing is suffering, teacher. Now stand up.
Okay.

 

by Hanbidge
4-03-03
Watch what Dan does on the Street Fighter Alpha DVD.
Okay.
I missed it.
How come?
I blinked.

 

by Hanbidge
4-03-03
So you say you've been practising your art. Let's see it then.
Here you go.
...it's nothing but naked chicks...
You said you wanted our comic to be popular, right?

 

by Hanbidge
4-03-03
You know what sucks?
What?
Now that you can draw naked chicks yourself, I've lost a valuable source of income.

 

by Hanbidge
4-03-03
There were some good anime DVDs in the HMV sale.
Yeah?
Yeah. One of them, Urotsudoji, really inspired me.
Urotsudoji?
What's that about?

 

by Hanbidge
4-03-03
Do you know what I was thinking?
No, nor do Ic are, but I bet you'll tell me anyway.
I was thinknig it'd be cool if The War was more like Mobile Suit Gundam Wing.
Let's crash the USA into Iraq!

 

by Hanbidge
4-03-03
Look out! Here come the bombers!
Oh no! Curse those Iraqis!
Iraqis?
Americans, more likely...

 

by Hanbidge
4-03-03
You know what they should do?
What?
A Highlander/Braveheart crossover!
They may take our lives.... but there can be only one!
By "our lives", I mean "your lives". I'm an immortal, so there.

 

by Hanbidge
4-03-03
I hate cripples and fags.

 

by Hanbidge
4-03-03
Step 1: Insert an observation, giving the characters something to discuss.
I'm not feeling myself today.
Step 2: Add some humour.
Ha ha, who are you feeling then?
Step 3: Do something sick and wrong, ruining the comic for everyone.
My five year old sister.

 

by Hanbidge
4-13-03
That's not a naked chick at all! It's David Bowie! Shit, that's horrible!
Oh well. When you have lemons, make lemonade...

 

by Hanbidge
4-16-03
I was gonna do a strip about my drunken antics last night.
But I was drunk, so I can't remember fuck all.

 

by Hanbidge
4-16-03
What's with the mask, Hanbidge?
I shamed myself with what I did at my party last night, so I'm hiding my face.
But I thought you were so drunk you couldn't remember anything?
Well, I woke up with this in my hand. What do you know about this, Gaz?
Gaz?

 

by Hanbidge
4-17-03
I'm really sorry that I stared at your boobs while I was pissed.
Aw, really?
Yeah. I can't fucking remember it. What a bloody waste.

 

by Hanbidge
4-17-03
E is for Evaluation
You suck balls, Brotherton.
I am moving my hands while my mouth is open, while looking from side-to-side.

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