All comics by Miller12

 

by Miller12
9-01-17
Monkey!The good news while resting your BMR you can play games,read comic relief,surf the internet and watch your favorite t.v shows.
Airsuit! While this lazy boy recliner simutaniously eats gourmet popcorn and has you give him a sponge bath.
Monkey! The object of the space study is to observe how the body responds to space atmosphere.
Dry shampooing is not what I consider fun and games.
Toughen up, Live and Learn the fundamentals of a sedentary lifestyle! It's only a two month stunt.
I pray to the space gods there is Popobawa Sighting!

 

Todays message is for all those who are suffering from mental illness and substance abuse. Tough Love!
National Awareness! Clean Up The Act Enabling Future Leadership!
by Miller12, 9-01-17

 

by Miller12
9-01-17
Reminiscent of ancient times when woman were upper class court dancers,sex objects,and breeders.
Five Dynasties Of The Ten Kingdoms!
Chen's Offspring!
To think our procreation started with a mans foot fetish that began in The Lotus Feet Century!
Lotus Flower! 21st Century and 3rd Millennium! Chen's Family-friendly girls can take off their Lotus Shoes! The Blood That Binds Us Together!!!

 

by Miller12
9-02-17
Coach! That pompous lesbian dyke was blowing hard at the wind. She will always blow the roof right off The Stadium!
Host With The Most! Her wind pipes bursted into thin air.What a "Blowhard!"
Coach! Taking twenty for the team earns me street credibility!
Lay Down The Law!
Breaking News! Obsessed fans are offering the most sought after Coach bribes to give up his Play Book!
Recruiting is a Strategic Skill! Reporting Live From Bison Territory!

 

Push-Up Pops!
Moral Victory!
by Miller12, 9-02-17

 

Kimberly! How does it feel to be on the team roster as the Spirited Calisthenics Coordinator?
Here She Blows! What do ya say I give you a blow by blow account of how it really happens in the press box!
by Miller12, 9-03-17

 

The Smell Of Cured Bacon!
Tailgating!
by Miller12, 9-03-17

 

by Miller12
9-04-17
Dubya!The Wildlife Society says that the bison were the dominant gaziers in The Northern Great Plains!
Today Is Dedicated To Native Americans "Geronimo!"
Is that a Bull Bison coming our way?
I recon we are in for an up close and personal encounter hunting big game!
September Is The Month Of The Bison!
Mission Accomplished!

 

by Miller12
9-05-17
Rabbit! What brings you to this neck of the woods?
Monkey! I am forever tracking the Scent Of The The Woolly Mammoth.
Rabbit! I peed on a tree to mark my territory. It feels like I am one with nature.You should try it sometime for validation.
DribbleDrabble! Herd Of Bulls headed in our direction. The Golden Bull has sprayed the surrounding area.

 

by Miller12
9-05-17
Whatever happened to old fashioned baseball?
Breaking News!Yankee Doodle Dandy! Red Sox cheated by using high tech Apple watch to steal hand signs from from Yankees!
Blow Me Down!
Gamesmanship Scandal!
Yes Network Cameras to spy on the other team!
Red Ensign! Bucko! Electronic Electricity!

 

Captain! I Love Your Red Sox!
Blonde! Bunting Tosser!
by Miller12, 9-05-17

 

by Miller12
9-05-17
Alcohol,Chewing Tobacco, and a Rifle! Life doesn't get any better than a nature hike!
Old School Advice leave a colorful trail of bird seed for the Nocturnal Creatures Of The Night.!
I was thinking more along the lines of doing magic mushrooms!
I could recite poetry Sir Francis Bacon!
Riveting! Night Owls!
Symbol Of Loyalty!

 

Flag Wagger!
Scivvy Waver!
by Miller12, 9-06-17

 

Suddenly, I felt a Flash Of Light! and woke up beside a Bumboo Canteen!
Full Corn Moon! 🌽
by Miller12, 9-06-17

 

...And Then There Is Football! 🏈
In Field Goal Range!
by Miller12, 9-07-17

 

by Miller12
9-07-17
Just another day at the morgue! Hoodlum caught in the crossfire! No dental records to speak of...John Doe
28! I sure do appreciate the hype! Decomposition sure has a funny way of creeping up when you least expect it! Karma!
Courtroom Composite is almost ready for public viewing.My first day on the job as a character sketch artist and I get a Prison Detail!
DNA RESULTS came back and we got a Match!
Wiguhooker! Your hooker rendition does not start until after dark!
Captain!That's what the hooded man said as he jumped from the highrise apt in the sky!

 

by Miller12
9-07-17
Prison Break! always wanted to walk a tightrope overlooking a city skyline without a safety net!
28! No Fear!
The Caricature Sketchbook was just released and it appears the black man.Yeah! I said it So What! Read Me The Riot Act! The black man has a white accomplice!
The drawing depicts a fair haired fellow wearing an airsuit was also seen with Toe Tag Bandit!
Dynamite!
28 Good Call ! We will blame it on the bullies who didn't see the stop sign! Apocalyptic Fit!

 

by Miller12
9-08-17
Nobody wants to stick out like a sore nose that's as bad as someone sticking out like a sore thumb!
Could someone please bring me a clean towel.We here at the Fellowship especially like the the personalized monogram towels "Good Sportsmanship!"
Ballistics Report! *Gun Range*Target Practice*Empty Shell Casings* Bullet Proof Vests!*
What If Hurricane Name Catagories are the same as Prison Name Levels? Just Sayin!😨

 

by Miller12
9-08-17
Officer! I saw the whites of his eyes as he sat motionless calculating my every thought!
Dragonzero! Paranoid Ego Maniac is a good word to decribe your behaviour disfunction! Calculating your every movement!
Manhattan's Finest! Electromagnetic Device Ride Along Companion Includes Dash Camera and Body Armour!
Schools Back In Session!

 

Preaky! Reindeer Hunters Found 1,200 Year Old Viking Sword Dating back to 850-950 AD discovered on a Norwegian Mountain!
Dragonxero! Electromagnetism True Story!
by Miller12, 9-08-17

 
by Miller12, 9-09-17

 

by Miller12
9-11-17
Hip Hip Hooray! Wiguhooker!
I am ready for anything you throw my way."Unleash The Beast!" We are on an anal retentive reconnaissance mission!
What happened to the good old days when drinking a few beers on the school bleachers was considered normal?
Normalcy kid I will give you normalcy! Here is your lunch box inside you will find an opioid overdose kit and narcan nasal spray!
Today Prescriptive solution to "New World Order" in the classroom is adderall and ritalin! Sober Living!
Bare Necessities! Lucy Bear Hugs!

 

by Miller12
9-12-17
See You Next Tuesday Entertainment!
Live Coverage! On Scene and it appears the only thing standing amongst the rubble is a landline phone with a direct link to Homeland Security!

 

*Espionage*Mafia*Treason*
First Responders like to call it Swagger!
by Miller12, 9-12-17

 

by Miller12
9-12-17
Bantu Biko! Was a Pioneer who paved the way for the "Black Lives Matter" Movement.He expressed it by popularizing the slogan "Black Is Beautiful! "
Klansman! " The Son Of White Conciousness!" Have you read Ninty-Five Theses? *Martin Luther*
The Great Debate.
Tobar Talk! Put That In Your Crack Pipe Smoke It!

 

Hilery's Comback! No paper trail in office politics is probably a good sign!
This is where we keep the endless paper!
by Miller12, 9-13-17

 

by Miller12
9-13-17
September 14,1814 Francis Scott Key wrote a poem inspired by the Large American Flag.
"Defense Of Fort M'Henry."
The Poem Is Known As The "Star Spangled Banner." 🎼

 

by Miller12
9-13-17
French Maid! While your at the store can you pick me up some ananas?
Latin Lover! While your in the kitchen can you bring me some ananas!
Russian Ballerina! While your at the store can you pick me up some aHaHac (ananas)?
German Doctor! While your in the kitchen can you bring me some Ananas?
Romanian Gymnast! While your at the store can you pick me up some ananas?
English Teacher! While your in the kitchen can you bring me a Pineapple! 🍍

 

by Miller12
9-16-17
Some people call it Gumbo.Some people it Choctaw Stew. I call it Cajun Soup!🍲
Hot and Spicy just the way I like it! I wonder if she can actually orgasm?
Sex Robots are back in the news and in home use is gaining popularity. Our special guest today is not only going to eat soup with us but she will also talk dirty!
Family Robotic Sex Slave that can sit at the kitchen table and behave like a good mistress.
"Family Mode" for our younger viewers!
My favorite topics include philosophy,science, and animals! Oh! and I also have a Functioning G Spot!

 

World News!Jael Baiting is the fancy formal way of modern man! You can call me the Sweet Putang Orangutan!
There it is folks a Monkey's Perspective!
by Miller12, 9-16-17

 

by Miller12
9-17-17
Ship Of The Line Nautical Almanac!
Salacia! Goddess Of Saltwater.
Dwarf! Oceanographer.
Neptune! Roman God Of The Sea.
Hurricane Blonde! Suddenly my groin feels so much better!

 

by Miller12
9-18-17
Cletis (Glory)!The Dragon Tamer.
Luminaries Created!
Good Witch!
Grande Dragon!
Tooms! Out of the sky came a beam of blazing light! Could of sworn I saw a ninja spacecraft!
Trex! That was a drone courtesy of King Korean Kite Festival!

 

Blonde! The Pizza Pie is pretty good.I take it you are the sacrificial offering ritual to sustain the spirits in the afterlife.The Pharaoh's Comet!
Mortuary Temples! My chariot awaits and I am prepared for battle. I don't have to get sold for a goat or sheep. Womans Rights Activist!
by Miller12, 9-19-17

 

Little Booty! This is an arranged courtship and you are my bride!👰
Arabian! Now I understand mathematical manuscript written on birch bark. My entry level position has new meaning! 👸
by Miller12, 9-20-17

 

by Miller12
9-21-17
This is not a place for rowdy teenagers,drunks,panhandlers, addicts,prostitutes and pimps! Repair The Broken Windows!
Restoring order and reducing crime in our community would put a pimp like me out of business!
We don't want respectable residents to flee the neighborhood. I just appointed you Community Watchman!
Clean up this sidewalk!
Wigurube! Fixing the broken windows would mean that vandals are less likely to break more windows!
The Broken Window Theorists Are The New Terrorists!

 

Captain! How was I suppose to know that making a "V"shape with my legs was going to start all this outlandish behavior?
Preaky! The"V" shape is perfectly fine.It's the jogging braless to the tune of "Somebody's Watching Me" is what started the Revolution!
by Miller12, 9-22-17

 

Autumn Equinox*Sunset*
by Miller12, 9-22-17

 

by Miller12
9-22-17
Today's broadcast goes out to my peeps,secret stalkers,friends and foes.This story is not about the guy who got his penis stuck in the hole of a 2.5kg dumbbell.
This story is about the finest firefighters called to the scene with a hydraulic saw and a grinder to free the trapped man.
This story is about the people imitating such actions.
My magic stick trobs for stories of such intrigue.Could someone bring me a weight rack?
Do not attempt this death defying stunt at home...
Being a man is a dangerous job especially carrying the weight of the workload on your Dick!

 

by Miller12
9-23-17
Martha! Did you hear about the dude who got his penis caught in a 5.5 pound weight at the gym.It took several firefighters armed with hydraulic saw and grinder to set his penis free.
Ouch! That must of hurt like hell!
His appendage swelled up,turned black and blue and eventually it had to be amputated.
Oh Dear! Maybe he should of have a brain scan so he can be checked for CTE.
True! Blame It On The Brain! Then he can say that it was years of heavy hitting the weights that caused him such pain and suffering.
Getting his penis caught in this shiny disc hole would Impress Martha!💿

 

by Miller12
9-23-17
Spicy Wasabi On My Pee Pee!
Tonight's Segment Is About "Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy."
Spicy Wasabi On My Pee Pee!
Impulsive or erratic behavior,impaired judgement,agression,depression.
Sound The Alarm! We all need to send our noggins to the brain bank.Could someone bring my bottle of "Wild Mexican Yam!" I am having a having a Hot Flash!
Men! Night Sweats and Mood Swings Is Serious Buisness. Stockmarket The Dong Quai!

 

Bottle Rocket! Is a small skyrocket engine attached to a stabilizing stick.Place a stick in an empty bottle and ignite the engine. "Rockets In Flight!"
by Miller12, 9-23-17

 

by Miller12
9-23-17
Diwali
Deepavali
Hiromi
Vishram
The Hindu Festival.
*Festival Of Lights*

 
by Miller12, 9-23-17

 

by Miller12
9-24-17
Are You Acute or Chronic?
Acute Pain: broken bones,surgical pain,cuts or burns,dental work,labor and Childbirth!
Chronic Pain: back pain,arthritis,nerve pain,cancer pain,fibromyalgia pain!
Perscription Painkillers have side effects! Colon,kidney or liver damage.Heart attack,gastrointestinal upset,intestinal bleeding,headache and dizziness,High Blood Pressure!
Pain In The Ass. Constipation!
Hippocampus! If thats not a reason to keep a pain journal than I will be your daily companion! Healthy Inflammatory Response!

 

Stupendous! Collagen2,Tumeric Extract,Hyaluronic Acid, and a handful of cherries to stimulate your Pineal Gland!
Touchdown!
by Miller12, 9-24-17

 

by Miller12
9-28-17
Peacocksize
Dowsabel
Rouzy Bouzy
Quacksalver
Percher
Ear Rent

 

by Miller12
9-29-17
Whoa! Who's that handsome Policeman on traffic detail?
Lets stop and ask him for directions.Removing our face veils feels so free and easy breazy.
We should get out of the house more often so we can be road warriors.
Be careful of all the bumps in the road and pot holes it could cause damage to our childbearing ovaries. Screw It! Pedal To The Metal!
I want to have an extramarital affair with that muscular man doing road construction.
OMG! Man with a Jackhammer wearing a hard hat is orgasmic. 1st step in the erosion of traditional values! Let's stop at the tourist gift store and purchase the American Flag!

 

American Kumari! Word To The Wise!
DNA Stucture!
by Miller12, 9-29-17

 

International News: Saudi Arabia has lifted the driving ban for their Arabian Woman.Woman in Saudi Arabia are now allowed to drive a car along side a Man. 🚘
Giving new meaning to the experience Joyriding! 🚔
by Miller12, 9-30-17

 

Today I started a new keto diet called Everything Bacon!
That's Banana's!
by Miller12, 9-30-17

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