All comics by Rabid_Weasle

Profile

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
I've always wanted to see West Side Story...
What!? It was show tunes that got us into this mess in the first place!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?
For the last time! I don't want to play 'Fireman'!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-22-04
Hey! Look at this stupid robot! Lets bash it with a stick!
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.
What the hell was that?
Raar! The Kornholnami code!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-24-04
RAAR! Tobor will cornhole you!
Oh blast, not you again.
*sigh* If you insist.
But could you at least have the common courtesy to give me a reach-around!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-24-04
You rang?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-24-04
So then I says, "That's not a hooker, that's my bosses wife!" But then it turned out it really was a hooker! Haha!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-25-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-02-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
o/` She blinded me with science... o/`
Monkey monkey boink spoink!
I'm Dan and I'm a big dumb stupid head!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-02-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
"I filled out the wrong forms."
Hey buddy, wanna buy a year end fiscal report?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-04-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
What do you mean the report is pinin' for the fjords?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-04-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
Look, my friend. I happen to know that this is the Report Express.
Damn!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-05-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
What is this? The Spanish Inquisition?
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-06-04
No words need to be said.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-06-04
You're dripping all over the floor...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-07-04
Door, I think it's over between us.
I feel so cold for letting him go...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-11-04
I am the King of the Universe! Bow before me!
*ahem*
Thanks for filling in for me me, Drex.
No problem, man.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-12-04
One day outside of Starbucks
Hmm, I got a letter from Matt
yeah so what...
h0rk and sl0sh have found the truth!
it says that he's been assraping children and he's after your little brother!
Oh no not Marvin!
Elsewhere..at the Santiago Residence
i will ass rape you!
I wonder what he's thinking...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-12-04
Can you believe this heat?
I think I might be melting.
How bout you let me suckle on them boobies?
Ohhh! Sure, I like you cowboy.
I can't...I'm lactose intolerant.
Oh...why did you suggest it then?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-12-04
You know, lately I've been dying to do something crazy.. something outrageous.. something experimental!
Really? Well I have a friend who is like that, and he's been dying to meet a girl like you. Come on, I'll drive you over to his place.
What are we doing at the ocean?
He lives deep down.. you know, kind of like those underwater colonies.
L0L!!1! j00 w@n7 73h w1r7hl1ng 53><0r5!??!!1?!?!1
You have got to be kidding me...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-12-04
TNoF's Opinion on "Hamish"
Hamish? What kind of self respecting world-taking-over AI is called Hamish?
It needs to be something really stupid and retarded.
Like... Dan... or something.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-13-04
You're really gay aren't you...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Elsewhere...
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Later...
So... I hear you're into computers?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-17-04
Hey now, what's up dog?
Grrrrr...
Hey kid!
?
I'm a computer!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-17-04
You taste like cabbage.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-24-04
Wow, that pizza tasted better the second time around!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-24-04
Weeeeeeee!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-25-04
Meow.
Just keep swimming...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-29-04
Rabid is funny, but I prefer him naked
Wait... what's so funny about me being naked?
I AM NOT AN ASS!!!
Yes you are!
Elsewhere...
:(

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-29-04
Rabid's a dick sometimes, but I <3 him. (<3 dcom)
At least I'm not a cunt all the time! Hahahaha!
Rabid is a bunny, but I prefer him baked. (UE)
You should try me pan fried, with a nice red wine sauce. Oh, and some baby potatoes!
u r not more awsome than crabby but u r ok
wut! i pwn crabby! he si teh suxorz! w00t! lmao!!!111

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-29-04
I loved him, until he left me. (Chicka)
What can I say? Dan puts out more.
Rabid be cold greppin' yo awk, mutha-forker.
Fo shizzle my home slice, I be phat dope down in the west side old school phat land, sloppy dawg!
As Rabid as a Rabid Weasle can get ( <3 Match)
I think I got a little more rabid after making out with that raccoon.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-29-04
Gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling...in my pants
I didn't put fuzzyman in your pants...
Wu-Wang clan aint nothin' ta fuck wit! (Inflate)
You best be respecting yo, or else I'm gonna put a dong in yo ass.
Thunder! Na na na na na na na naaah(kitty)
Lightning! La la la la la la laaaa!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-29-04
Over 14s/U16s with adult
I am not!... I mean... No you are!... I mean... what?
Comment space for sale: offers?
I'll give you $3 to make it say "DragonXero is a crab's sanctuary."
I always felt strangely attracted to him. (bunner)
That's because I took a class on how to make old bastards wanna do you.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-29-04
Help me! I'm locked in his basement! (bunner)
Be quiet! Don't make me get out the "Happy Stick!"
I wish you had 5 stars =( - thochaos
And I wish I could turn shit into gold, but it ain't gonna happen!
Forgot to rate him-I love 'em (mmyers)
Just like you forgot to call me all those times!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-29-04
ALL ABOARD DEE MAN TRAIN! (DX)
TOOT TOOT! I GET TO BE DEE CABOOSE!
Rabid spells color with a u. LOSER!
And I spell odor with a fuck you!
i luv u and want 2 have ur babies (brad)
k

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-02-04
Bye Kaufman.
Later.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-11-04
And in this room you'll notice the lovely red carpet, which is wondeful because blood will blend right in with it.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-16-04
Yub yub!
URRRRRURUH!
Alright, don't tear my arms out! Here's that five bucks I owe you.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-16-04
You have defeated me Chewbacca, well done.
I have not seen an ewok fly that far since the time I dropped a thermal detonator during a speeder race.
** "What is this small round object? Why it must be a gift from the gods!"
Yub yub! **

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-20-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
... NO! Not that! You evil monster!
Like a preacher needs pain, aliens need porn.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-21-04
mikeyg is a cunt

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-26-04
Hey, aren't you that Wellington McNocock guy?
Why yes, your observation is correct.
Haha! You don't have a penis!
At least I possess a valid excuse for not being able to please a woman sexually.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-27-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
*POOF!*
Bitch.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-30-04
Sorry, boinky's not here right now.
Oh, alright well then could you give him this message then...?
Later...
Hey boinky, Space Moose called for you.
Oh, what did he want?
He said you're not very funny.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Zeus, are you sure this is the right place?
Hey... looks like you already brought protection.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-07-04
Wah wah wah wah!
Wah wah wah!
Wah! Wah wah wah wah wah!
Wah wah wah wah!
Run for your life!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-12-04
Hey Chicka! I got you a birthday present!
Aww, how sweet of you. I sure hope it's a massager, my back is killing me.
Uhhh...
"...something like that."

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-20-04
Sigh... I hate this time of year... I'm always so lonely.
I'll give you a rim-job for that baby.
Deal.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-20-04
My dog is dead?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-27-04
For fuck's sake! Why does this damn vector keep wanting to snap to this point! Augh! I didn't want to do delete that piece!

Showing page 6.

« Previous Next »