FTC 28: Anything But That!

Author: Rabid_Weasle

Date: March 20, 2004

by Rabid_Weasle
3-20-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
... NO! Not that! You evil monster!
Like a preacher needs pain, aliens need porn.