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by RedfeatheR
10-02-06
I've made you a friend! JUJYFRUIT!!!
OMG TEH JUJY ASSRAPES !!!11
Oh dear God, no!! That's the WORST application of technology I've ever heard of!!!
The folks at stripcreator.com would beg to differ.

 

by RedfeatheR
10-03-06
EGADS! WHAT WAS THAT SOUND!?!
oh ok, I just shit my pants again

 

by RedfeatheR
10-03-06
Is this the right place? This can't be heaven! .........Can it?
I mean if we went to hell you'd think we'd know it...
* ssshhhhhhhhhh * I think I hear something...
heeheheheeehe

 

by RedfeatheR
10-03-06
I like what you've done with the place
*sip*
I dunno...

 

by RedfeatheR
10-03-06
*ghunugnhugh*
*ghunHUNGHUNhugh*
no good... In 24 days maybe?
ONE!!! ONE DREAM SMASHED!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
10-03-06
Just be natural man!
hhmm
♮B

 

by RedfeatheR
10-04-06
Mark Foley, who acknowledged sending sexually explicit messages to underage congressional pages, is merely the latest item on a salacious Washington rap sheet as long as the country's history.
I mean lets not beat around the bush here folks, it's pretty frappin' long
I just measured it and the thing’s 7 1/2 inches long, and that’s…. that’s reasonably… oh, how should I put this, Linda…mmmmmmmmmmmm… beautiful

 

by RedfeatheR
10-04-06
This chair is the shit!

 

Crud, I just keep dropping this dime over and over again... Maybe this time I can keep ahold of this silly......... OH, BUMBLEfucks! Not again!
by RedfeatheR, 10-05-06

 

by RedfeatheR
10-06-06
Hey, it's my turn man. You're doing nothing but wasting all my lives.
What?
Nevermind. It's not my lives you're wasting

 

by RedfeatheR
10-06-06
But isn't this what you want--
A BICYCLE?!?!?
It's got training wheels

 

Pregnant? Hhhmmm, I dunno… I guess we’ll see if I start to show.
by RedfeatheR, 10-06-06

 

For the last time, this is all there is to eat.
by RedfeatheR, 10-06-06

 

by RedfeatheR
10-07-06
Hi mayd jew brinksfest Fuhk-her
ooOOOooOOoOooooOOOooO he jerked off in my cheerios

 

by RedfeatheR
10-09-06
Hee, hee--with my new time machine, I'll be able to go back and fuuuuumm... I mean, MEET various historical figures! Oh boy, oh boy, oh--
What happens if I pull THIS switch, Daddy?
ZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Hee, hee--with my new time machine, I'll be able to go back and fuuuuumm... I mean, MEET various historical figures! Oh boy, oh boy, oh--
What happens if I pull THIS switch, Daddy?

 

by RedfeatheR
10-09-06
Hee, hee--with my new time machine, I'll be able to go back and fuuuuumm... I mean, MEET various historical figures! Oh boy, oh boy, oh--
What happens if I pull THIS switch, Daddy?
Nothing. Don't pull that switch
yessir

 

by RedfeatheR
10-18-06
No, FUCK THAT!!! I heard you say specifically... "I want STRIPPERS, Red"

 

by RedfeatheR
10-18-06
Are you excited about tomorrow boorite?
Hells jeh!! BACHELOR PARTY!!! I'm inviting Reeeed and mandingoooo and choadyyyy and ima see if niteowl can coooome an--...
Bachelor Party?
Don't worry crabby's not invited
BACHELOR PARTY?!!?!?
C..R..A..B..B..Y IS...NOT......IN..VIT...ED!!

 

by RedfeatheR
10-19-06
Did you hear about the study that says gay men can be straight if they butt only "apply themselves?"
Apply themselves?
Goddammit I asked you a motherfucking question
oh.. umm, sorry. No I haven't

 

by RedfeatheR
10-22-06
Let me ask you question
sure
Can I ask you a question?
... yes

 

by RedfeatheR
10-23-06
Ok... Ok, think happy thoughts
Did I ask you to goddamn smile, or think a happy fucking thought

 

by RedfeatheR
10-23-06
Slow down, you move too fast, You've got to make the morning last
Just kickin' down the cobble stones, Looking for fun
and feelin' groovy!

 

by RedfeatheR
10-28-06
Hmm fuck? uuuuhh F... U... H
Very good... Children please go outside for recess
Look, I don't know who you are or what you want but I'm calling the police.

 

by RedfeatheR
10-28-06
I found the tape Mom...
Which ta--
Did you watch it?

 

by RedfeatheR
10-29-06
I've got some very important questions to ask you Kate. They may seem stupid, but you're very special to me and I really want us to work
aawwWWW!!! OK, ask away
Question #1 : Do you want children
Yes, someday
CORRECT... Puts out...

 

by RedfeatheR
10-29-06
Question #2 : Do you swallow?
Do you swallow seman?

 

by RedfeatheR
10-29-06
Question #3 : Do you swing?
I love swinging
Correct - plan for orgies
I used to swing with my brothers all the time in my back yard
... kinky orgies

 

by RedfeatheR
10-29-06
Question #4 : Are you a dog lover?
YES!!! I'M WAY INTO DOGS!!!
buy a tarp and a video camera

 

by RedfeatheR
10-29-06
Question #5 : Do you like fruit cocktail?
yep
CORRECT - likes small fruits
Man that stuff rocks

 

by RedfeatheR
10-29-06
Well I think that's enough for now
Feeling better about us?
yep
Let's go to Wal-Mart and get us a tarp

 

by RedfeatheR
11-07-06
Fuck all y'all !
It's said, "Fuck you all" or alternately, "Fuck all of you"
*sniff*
How do you know so much abou-
S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

 

by RedfeatheR
1-11-07
*sigh*
*sigh*

 

Not only am I a hooker, but I am obliged to charge double because technically I’m whores...
by RedfeatheR, 1-17-07

 

by RedfeatheR
1-26-07
... Thanks Tom. I'm outside the White House where earlier this afternoon during a rousing speech from our president concerning hobbits...
Mike Tyson leapt from amidst the crowd, punched our president in the back of the head while forcibly inserting his raging hard penis into his anal region.
Apparently Tyson learned this "move" from his former manager Don King, citing it as a "Don King Punch"

 

As if being a hermaphrodite wasn't challenging enough, Gayle's genitals also came with a set of vocal chords and the penchant for bad timing
I'm your VENIS!!! I'm your pride&joy! Yes I am ! ! !
We'll call you
by RedfeatheR, 2-21-07

 

by RedfeatheR
3-27-07
I am going to suck... your... dick...
Fast-Forward 4 hours
Suck your dick?! Is that all you think about?! Can't you just let it happen naturally!!?! All men are the same...

 

by RedfeatheR
3-27-07
How are you going to feed these thousands of people Jesus? We're out of fish
Leave everything to me
Everyone line up, close your eyes, and stick out your tounges
You haven't bathed in awhile right?

 

by RedfeatheR
3-27-07
Cuntsquirrel waits
Cuntsquirrel does not hasten... for the Cuntsquirrel acts on opportunity... Timing is everything to the Cuntsquir--

 

by RedfeatheR
3-31-07
So it's been 3 years for me here at SC... I wonder if I'll ever run out of really great and tickle-your-belly humor nuggets
I sure hope no--
FUCK NOT GIVIN

 

by RedfeatheR
4-05-07
I have some bad news... your girlfriend was just raped
WHAT?!! NO!!! GODDAMMIT!!!
Do you have any idea how long it's gonna take for her to fuck again

 

by RedfeatheR
4-06-07
I’ve come for the fair Elaine!!!
So I sent in my faggot son, Lane
Fairy Lane?! HAWHAWHAWHAW!!! OH GOD, I bet he shit

 

by RedfeatheR
4-06-07
Hey Brad, someone was asking how you got on their facebook yesterday
that's my motherfucking superpower
i can get onto anyone's facebook
What a shitty Goddamn superpower to have
*hic* banned

 

by RedfeatheR
4-07-07
How many Brads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Banned. Go.
Do I have to get rough and tumble?
Get the fuck out

 

by RedfeatheR
4-13-07
Dear Dad,
I think it's time you knew something. I love you. And I mean that in more than a daddy-daughter way
Let's have rough sex to celebrate this love!
Love, Your waiting Daughter, Kasey

 

by RedfeatheR
4-23-07
Hi
I'm Barry Bonds like a motherfucker*
*Bonds used the aid of Viagra from Rafael Palmeiro before he fucked said mother... but never after it was deemed illegal by the "American Sodomy and Turd Eating Rectal Incest Society Klan
jEh

 

by RedfeatheR
4-26-07
May eye-ah take-ah you oddah?
Yes, I brought my dog in yesterday and I'm here to pick him up
His name is Bastian

 

by RedfeatheR
5-01-07
Do you think we should have left him there to take the blame
Just drive
You've crossed me for the last time

 

by RedfeatheR
5-09-07
My fellow Americans, I will now bring the troops home
Mr. President, how did you come up with this plan?
It came to me when I was pushing for anal and Laura said, "Exit only"
...so... what is your first step?
This plan involves KY and roofies

 

by RedfeatheR
5-10-07
You don't understand. It didn't mean anything. It was just one nigh--
GO TO HELL YOU LYING CHEATING BITCH!!!!
please forgive me...
iDammit

 

by RedfeatheR
5-13-07
For several years, rumors have circulated on the Internet that using underarm deodorant or antiperspirant can cause breast cancer .............. STOP USEING DEODORANTS!!!!!!!!
Breast cancer? My girlfriend has breasts...
*sniff*
What the fuck is that smell?
Love baby

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