Forced Punchline

Author: RedfeatheR

Date: January 26, 2007

by RedfeatheR
1-26-07
... Thanks Tom. I'm outside the White House where earlier this afternoon during a rousing speech from our president concerning hobbits...
Mike Tyson leapt from amidst the crowd, punched our president in the back of the head while forcibly inserting his raging hard penis into his anal region.
Apparently Tyson learned this "move" from his former manager Don King, citing it as a "Don King Punch"