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| ... Thanks Tom. I'm outside the White House where earlier this afternoon during a rousing speech from our president concerning hobbits... | |
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| Mike Tyson leapt from amidst the crowd, punched our president in the back of the head while forcibly inserting his raging hard penis into his anal region. | |
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| Apparently Tyson learned this "move" from his former manager Don King, citing it as a "Don King Punch" | |
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