All comics by dylan_99

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The phone from the powerpuff girls series!
by dylan_99, 1-24-08

 

by dylan_99
1-24-08
The special effects that haven't been used since the 60's!

 

by dylan_99
1-25-08
Now, we're gonna talk to your daughter and get this settled!
Fine, bring the little skank on out here!
Jessica AKA Little Skank
How long has this been happening?
A couple months?...
How long is a couple months?
How the h*ll should i know? Ya think i mark it on my calender?

 

by dylan_99
1-25-08
Why mom? Why do you do it?
Because you're blonde!

 

Mike Valley, The skate boarder!
by dylan_99, 1-25-08

 

Whats with all these new kids who use they're real name as their stripcreator.com account.... LIKE DYLAN?
by dylan_99, 1-26-08

 

Keith Richards father before he was mixed with cocaine and snorted!
by dylan_99, 1-28-08

 

Sorry, Mr. BaconMan, but you are not smarter than a 5th grader!
by dylan_99, 1-28-08

 

by dylan_99
1-29-08
How do you know when you're running low on invisible ink?
If a fly had no legs, would it be called a 'walk'?
How's a raven like a writing desk?

 

by dylan_99
1-29-08
My name is, Karen Mosli and i am cat girl.... You know like that girl from hyper police!
Then why don't you have a Japanese name like Kui, or Yue?
I'm Jewish...

 

by dylan_99
1-29-08
Where are we? Why am i not in my room?
Your now part of a rebel attack on the king!
That doesn't answer my question!

 

by dylan_99
1-30-08
Have you ever noticed that Casino Niagara commerical?
What the one that has everyone coming out of the Casino, and everyone walking around with their hands up in the air?
Yeah, that doesn't show how many people get excited by the casino, it show's how many people gamble!

 

by dylan_99
1-30-08
How come they haven't made commericals like that for strip clubs?
Think about it.
Men don't walk out of strip clubs with their arms up!

 

by dylan_99
1-30-08
What about language?
What about it?
They sould stop censoring it with the beeps, it's giving me a ringing in my ears!

 

by dylan_99
1-30-08
Soooooo.... It's time for you're self assesment! Aaron, how are you today? do you feel ready for the outside world?
H*ll no, women! i still want to pull the fire alarm in the cripple's ward down at the hospital!
shall i tell the doctor that you need more Prozac?

 

by dylan_99
1-30-08
Hey...Who's under there?
I knew you where evil!

 

Have you ever thought about going into rap?
by dylan_99, 1-31-08

 

by dylan_99
1-31-08
Yes, uh, hello?... Mr. William Friedkin?
Yes?
I was extremly displeased with your movie!
Which one? I've made several!
The Exorcist!

 

God am i the only lucky one here?
by dylan_99, 1-31-08

 

by dylan_99
1-31-08
So... Mrs. Bird....
MRS?
okay!
I'm a man, god, i hate how all you humans think we're all female! The only way to tell is to cut us open and look inside!
Hospital
We couldn't find anything wrong with him!

 

by dylan_99
1-31-08
Yay, another fun filled day at AlienWare!
You can't be serious?
Duh, i'm not...
You can't put sarcasim in comics!

 

by dylan_99
1-31-08
Riderm, you're sales are threw the roof!
Does that mean, i get payed DOUBLE time?
Nope, you WORK double time!

 

by dylan_99
1-31-08
Here, we know it's hard to fit a punch line into just one panel!
Thats why we work at AlienWare!

 

by dylan_99
1-31-08
Have you seen Martia from Shipping and reciving?
I'd like to recive her!
Way to go! you just ruined a whole 'could have been good' comic strip.....JERK.

 

by dylan_99
2-01-08
So...How was that meating at the AlienWare HQ?
They've been doing some rethinking about jobs and costumers
So we're getting a raise?
No!
We're getting fired!

 

by dylan_99
2-05-08
Um hello, can i borrow a JACK?...
Mr. Clinton blew a tire.
Wow, that guy must realy be horny!

 

'Outcome' has an entirly different meaning amongst competitive male pornstars!
by dylan_99, 2-05-08

 

by dylan_99
2-17-08
Look kid, you owe me money, i want my money!
Your like...Thigh High!

 

by dylan_99
2-18-08
Man, i saw so much carpet this week end!
Wow, where you at a strip club all weekend?
Nope, a flee market!

 

by dylan_99
2-18-08
Well this sucks and its all thanks to you man!
What the hell did i do?
you only put 50cents worth of gas in the car!

 

by dylan_99
2-22-08
Okay Kids, today we're going to learn about the Titanic! Does anybody know what that is?
Isn't it that ship that was sunk by god because there was all these A$$holes on it?
Yes, but God didn't sink it!
Iceberg-wolves did!

 

by dylan_99
2-22-08
So you're saying that god didn't sink that ship but Iceberg-wolves did?
Yes, thats right! They waited on the iceberg for a close enough shot at the ship!
Now you tell me...
That i'm supposed to believe in god AND ice-bergwolves?

 

by dylan_99
2-22-08
Sir, i'm looking for some thing for my wife, because she doesn't cook anymore! She's just stupid now!
well we've got a great sale on stuff to keep your women in the house
like?
a Hot plate for the bathroom.
And a oven as a bedside table!

 

by dylan_99
2-24-08
So can you actually read that chinese?
Oh yeah! Tilt your head to the right a little and look at the screen!
Thats not funny....

 

by dylan_99
3-04-08
Are your parents Retarded?
no why?
Because your special!

 

by dylan_99
3-04-08
Did you fart?
Because you blew me away!

 

by dylan_99
3-04-08
My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
Because I can't hold it in!

 

by dylan_99
3-04-08
Do you have a library card?
Because i'd like to sign you out!

 

by dylan_99
3-04-08
If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

 

by dylan_99
3-04-08
You might not be the best lookin girl here
but beauty's only a light switch away.

 

by dylan_99
3-04-08
Yer face reminds me of a wrench
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

 

by dylan_99
3-05-08
Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz i can see myself in them!

 

by dylan_99
3-05-08
I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone but,
I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

 

Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
by dylan_99, 3-05-08

 

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
by dylan_99, 3-05-08

 

by dylan_99
3-05-08
Can i borrow you're t-shirt?
I need to wipe the oil off my dipstick

 

by dylan_99
3-05-08
Your daddy must have been a baker!
Cuz, you have one nice set of buns!

 

You might be a redneck when, you think that loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk!
by dylan_99, 3-05-08

 

You might be a redneck when The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
by dylan_99, 3-05-08

 

My 300th comic!
You might be a redneck when You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
by dylan_99, 3-05-08

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