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by fzh
4-09-04
So, I'm making an RPG on RPG Maker. What do you want your class to be?
A FARMER!
*Harvest Moon*
What kind of abilities would a farmer have?
I could have an ability to heal by feeding crops. and I could steal MP by using the ability "MILK"!

 

by fzh
4-09-04
Attacked by COW!
hmm, I need MP...
MILK!
MOO!!!

 

by fzh
4-09-04
Attacked by Femme-wizard!
hmmm, nice boobs...
*ggls*
MILK!!!
OH YES!!!

 

by fzh
4-09-04
Attacked by Mad Scientist!
hmm...
WTF?
MILK!!!
Here Kyle, you need MP!
Eww, gross!

 

by fzh
4-09-04
I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon

 

by fzh
4-09-04
It makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war

 

by fzh
4-09-04
I smoke two joints before
I smoke two joints
and then I smoke two more

 

by fzh
4-09-04
Smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died
toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
smoked cigarettes 'til the day she died, toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia

 

by fzh
4-09-04
Daddy he once told me
son you be hard workin' man
And Momma she once told me
son you do the best you can
But then one day I met a man

 

by fzh
4-09-04
who came to me and said
Hard work good and hard work fine
but first take care of head
head?

 

by fzh
4-09-04
She was living in a single room with three other individuals
One of them was a male and the other two
well the other two were females

 

by fzh
4-09-04
God only knows what they were up to in there
And furthermore Suzan I wouldn't be surprised to learn
that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

 

by fzh
4-09-04
Whoa, rock me tonight
Whoa-oh, jah sake,
Whoa-ohh

 

by fzh
4-12-04
Kanpu taun reidi shingu sisu sangu
du da du da
Kanpu taun resu toraku faibu mairu rongu
o da du da de
gaana ran aru naito, gaana ran aru dei.
betto mai mani an a bobu teirudo naggu, sanbadi betto an sa bei.

 

by fzh
4-14-04
Pass it to me! Pass it to me! Pass it to me!

 

by fzh
4-19-04
Just because the bumper sticker said "My kid can kick your honor student's ass" there's no reason to prove them wrong!

 

by fzh
4-21-04
You'll never guess what mom and dad got you!
Honey! There's no airholes in the box!
Oh shit!
My dog is dead?

 

by fzh
4-21-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
Hey, is that you doc?
Thanks for the Urine sample. I'm sorry, but I think you're permenently blind this time.

 

by fzh
4-23-04
Every day's a bloomin' 'oliday 'ere in the Queen's own Britain.
Cheers to that.
Aw bloody 'ell. 'ere comes the rest of the wacky cast.
Quick then lad, we best lock our aparment door.
I'll kill you.
All I'm saying is it'd make a good sitcom!

 

by fzh
4-28-04
blains

 

by fzh
4-30-04
Help! My hands have be possessed by evil spirits and they're trying to kill me!
I can't tell what they're doing! I have to get someone to help me!
That's the last straw! OW! OW!

 

by fzh
4-30-04
You're my son!
"be mean and vicious"? Fuck dat shit!
I love you Babe!
Bah ram ewe.
That'll do pig.

 

by fzh
5-03-04
Your honor, I plead guilty.

 

by fzh
5-03-04
Ready?
Yep.
Are you sure about this whole crossdressing thing?
Sure! It's a great way to get guys! They'll never know the difference!
Shortly...
"They'll never know the difference!" Great plan, Einstein!

 

by fzh
5-05-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
Well prepare to know him in a Biblical sense!
Go ahead and make me die in a Shakepearian sense!

 

by fzh
5-05-04
I've been on stripcreator for a while now..
and I only have one question...
WHO is CowInaTowel And why am I their only favorite?

 

by fzh
5-06-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
DADDY! MOMMY'S HAVING AN ACID FLASHBACK!
Picture yourself in a boat on a river.....

 

by fzh
5-06-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
No, wait, we didn't date long. I met him, married him, and got pregnant with you all in the same night in Las Vegas.

 

by fzh
5-06-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
Daddy, did you and mommy go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Shut up and take it, bitch!

 

by fzh
5-06-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.

 

by fzh
5-13-04
Great news for you Beatles fans! It seams The Fab Four is getting back together ...
... to do the soundtrack for bug documentaries?
later...
You heard me boss, I'm quiting.

 

by fzh
5-13-04
So, what's it like to be back John?
Moh.
Are you happy to be working with the other Beatles again George?
Brains...
Whats this? PAUL?

 

by fzh
5-13-04
It's me, Ringo!
And me, Pau....Oh Crap.

 

by fzh
5-13-04
AHA! It is me, Jes....Oh crap!

 

by fzh
5-13-04
That one's me!

 

by fzh
5-14-04
Last day as a a catholic school student...
I love a girl in uniform!
Last day as a a catholic school teacher...
I love a girl in uniform!
Last day of your life...
I love a girl in uniform!

 

by fzh
5-14-04
during the Standardized Testing And Reporting....
"turbines and photovaltaic cells are designed to produce..."
Not gravitons! ha ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by fzh
5-15-04
Just so you know I was making that Beatles series for CC 244. But then I realized I didn't really know what to do with it....
So instead I got a dancing Hippo! Bring her out boys!
Umm, sir? no dancing hippo on slipcreata!
Oh screw it all!

 

by fzh
5-17-04
Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out.
Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved!
Later, at Guantanamo Bay....
You thought that if you landed on Bush nobody would care? What were you thinking? Now Cheney's the president!

 

by fzh
5-20-04
Tobor is the real Stalker...
Hmmm... Maybe it's time I should try my hands with some of what those heterosexual males call "POON"...
Hello, Evil Looking Robot Thing that has been obviously following me for the last 20 mintues, How are you today?
OH, I'm DELIGHTFUL today.
earlier that day...
I think I will dress up as a red robot and call myself "Tobor" today!

 

by fzh
5-22-04
....on vaction.
I just LOVE the sounds of chickens and cows in the morning!
...on Nickelodeon, "the first kids' network."
...HOT MOKEY ACTION!!
....at a restaurant.
I have a pornographic memory. I mean, a photographic memory.

 

by fzh
5-23-04

 

by fzh
5-23-04
Uh oh, plane's going down. Luckily, I have this parachute. Think I'll step out.
Oh no, it didn't open. I'm doomed! Wait, what's that below me? I'm saved!
Jeez! You can't just say you land on a trampoline! First you need to roll to see if there is a trampoline, then you need to roll to see if you land on it, and THEN you need to roll to see if it helps!

 

by fzh
5-24-04
September
gogalucky: I'm a horrible person!
fzh: No you're not!
November
gogalucky: I'm a horrible person!
fzh: No, you're not!
February
gogalucky: How dare you say that I'm a horrible person!

 

by fzh
5-26-04
In school...
. . .
WHO THE FUCK IS SINGING?

 

by fzh
5-27-04
At my organic food shop we sell the best home grown vegetables to all kinds of free-thinkers.
You could really say I put the "beet" in "beatniks"
That's funny, I was just at a big protest downtown...
I really put the "beat" in "beatniks" too!

 

by fzh
5-27-04
So what's in the newspaper?
I was just reading the death notices. "Katriana Kristhy Keith age 60. survived by none who hadn't severed ties long ago..."
She left all her money to Fidel Castro...and a local priest claims to have seen Jesus dancing on her grave.
That sure puts the "Bitch" in "Obituary"

 

by fzh
5-30-04

 

by fzh
6-02-04
ZZZ
ZZZ
ZZZ

 

by fzh
6-03-04
You know what's short for Richard?
what?
Dick!
Haha!
Richard has a short Dick!

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