FTC #34 in the deep south

Author: fzh

Date: May 6, 2004

by fzh
5-06-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
Daddy, did you and mommy go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Shut up and take it, bitch!