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by ralahinn1
12-29-16
Knock- knock
Woof-woof!
Suddenly,I'm popular ...
Came by to see what you were doing, but you're busy.
You can stay, Ted.
Knock- knock
Nope,looks like a work thing, see you Monday. Say hi to Ms. Wang for me.
Sure, see you later, stay safe.

 

by ralahinn1
12-29-16
As Ted leaves, Gary shows up
Dad asked me to stop by and see if you will come to dinner New Year's day.
Come in Gary, I want you to meet someone.
This is Yoshi, she works at my company
Hi,Yoshi, nice to meet you^_^, shall I tell mom to set another plate?
?
?

 

At a local bar-
*Hic* It's so nice of the owners of this site to allow that dentist reference cartoonist to advertise for free.
Word,my brother. Most places charge extra fo dat shiz
by ralahinn1, 12-29-16

 

by ralahinn1
12-29-16
I'd love too^_^
Well, Yoshi?
It does sound fun.
Thanks.
Great,I'll let them know, nice meeting you, Yoshi ^_^

 

The continuing voyages-
Captain, there is no logic here. All the black on black crime and illegal aliens in Baltimore, and the out-going president decides to close the Russian compound and deport it's diplomats in Maryland.
by ralahinn1, 12-29-16

 

Waaaah-waaa
Seriously, can someone change that diaper?
by ralahinn1, 12-29-16

 

Secret location-
He claims to be the president,but in the past few days he tried to piss off Israel and Russia. I got him sedated.
We'll call up the look-alike. Hopefully, we can find out if he is the president and keep him quiet until Trump takes over.
by ralahinn1, 12-29-16

 

A holiday message from IMG-
Here's hoping everyone has a safe and happy 2017!
Here's hoping I'm drunk before Midnight, bahahaha!
by ralahinn1, 12-30-16

 

Upstairs-
-but aren't you busy?
Sure, I have about 12 more hours of this year to finish, and then I have to start the New year bringing in the people that partied too much, or just wanted to end it, but, damn it, I have needs too...
by ralahinn1, 12-31-16

 

The year's almost over and you haven't got Betty White yet
Just brought over the priest from MASH though^_^
by ralahinn1, 12-31-16

 

by ralahinn1
1-01-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-01-17
January 1,2017
Happy 2017!
Did you see the news, anyone die yet?
Wow, can't a man have a day off?

 

by ralahinn1
1-01-17
I had a nice time meeting your family today,Dave.
It was great having you there, Yoshi.
Your brother is charming, were you like him at that age?
No. Gary and I are different.
Nice to have a brother. I'm an only child. I used to wish for a brother or sister when I was younger.
I can't imagine growing up without Gary,though he caused problems sometimes. He's not intentionally bad,he just ended up in bad situations.

 

by ralahinn1
1-01-17
I bet he's glad to have you to help him
He's lerning
You ever thought about having him work at the company?
Wow...no,just, no.
Why?
Believe me, it's not for him.

 

by ralahinn1
1-01-17
If you don't mind, I want to shower and get ready for bed.
Sam needs a walk, want to come along?
Counting on it.
I won't be long.
Happy
Well, Sammy, glad it's not raining or snowing.

 

by ralahinn1
1-01-17
<3
Well, you're set for the night, now time for me to shower and get ready for bed.
A short time later-
Yes, I was waiting for you.
You still awake? It's me.
I feel the same. Want to snuggle?
There is no one I'd rather spend this new years day with

 

January 2, 2017-
Here it is the second day of the new year and Baltimore,MD already has 2 murders-stay classy Baltimore.
by ralahinn1, 1-02-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-03-17
Remember that dude, Michael Brown, that got killed in Ferguson, Missori a few years ago, after robbing a store and trying to steal a cop's gun?
Now his family want to make more money off the dead thug by filing a wrongful death suit. Why won't these things go away?
Better yet, if they get anything at all out of this or not, the store owner should sue them for compensation for having his store robbed and Michael Brown beating him up.

 

by ralahinn1
1-03-17
Upstairs-
Humph
Happy,joy, dance...
I might be picking up Charles Manson soon.
What's he got to be happy about?
I guess you are happy you'll have someone who understands you.
Nope-wedding night, already bored with Castro, and don't get me started on that little Korean guy or Hitler.

 

by ralahinn1
1-03-17
After a few days that Dave feels like he's in heaven-
I guess you'll be getting back to work on Monday.
Probably...
I guess I have to bring it up-I have a plane out Saturday.
Aren't you going to say anything?
Sigh, sorry to see you go, but we got to go back to work sometime.

 

by ralahinn1
1-05-17
Well, I think it's time to get this rescue mission under way-
Just so it's understood, who is leader?
On this mission, you, Demonious-
Weii, ral and Namless, you heard Merlin, what say you.?
Agreed, you are leader.
Agreed, you are leader

 

by ralahinn1
1-05-17
It's finally happening!I don't believe it, but there are signs.
What,did they find Atlantis, have the aliens landed?
Better than that!
Did you win the lottery?
Better than that! A moving van was seen at the White house yesterday.
0_0 I think I just jizzed.

 

Hear you are going to lose your job soon, Barry. Got a friend here who will give you $5 to say if you'd had more kids they would be like the chicago thugs that beat the disabled guy.
by ralahinn1, 1-05-17

 

But,Senior Trump, I have no idea why you wish me to tour the White house before you take it over.
With all the bull shit coming out of the White house the past 8 years, there must be a bull in there somewhere.
by ralahinn1, 1-05-17

 

Baltimore, Md-
Y'all gotta run to the store right quick for bread, milk and tp, a snow storm is coming. We might get 2 inches!
Well, at least mos of the crime will stop fo a day.
by ralahinn1, 1-05-17

 

True story-
So, since the sheriff took away the old woman who cusses at everyone and begs next to your station everyday, will you miss her?
Nope.
by ralahinn1, 1-06-17

 

There is a new Masters of the Universe Roton vehicle with action figure, google it.
Faaaabuulous
by ralahinn1, 1-06-17

 

Teh Internet police according to fake news-
Show me on the tablet how the Russians cybered you...
Waaah,the Russians Cyber attacked me.
by ralahinn1, 1-07-17

 

Disney is going to sell it's own streaming media box- google it.
Faabuulous, Peter Pan on Demand.
by ralahinn1, 1-08-17

 

Next,on "School House Rock", Timmy's Questions-
Why are they repeating this crap from the 1970's?Wouldn't the people that liked it be close to 100 now?
by ralahinn1, 1-08-17

 

Ah, informercials-
... and on average, people who use this product have an added life expectancy of 6 years.
How do you know?
by ralahinn1, 1-08-17

 

Ah, informercials-(pt2)
You better leave Smith alone for six years, he started taking that magic shiz offered on informercials.
Oh snap.
by ralahinn1, 1-08-17

 

I will probably be chillin' with my friend Puttie, and this the best they can do here?
Could be worse.
by ralahinn1, 1-08-17

 

I say, Percy, did you hear of the police stand off yesterday in Dundalk,Maryland, because someone took a bite of a man's grilled cheese sandwich?
No, but if I was that man, I would be more worried about what someone might want to share in his cell now.
by ralahinn1, 1-09-17

 

You know, I am really going to miss this place after 8 years...
How do you think I feel?
by ralahinn1, 1-10-17

 

I'm guessing you are going to watch Obama's final speech as president tonight.
Yep, building up a tolerance to pain, so I can sit through more than 5 minutes. There is a report due on it tomorrow.
by ralahinn1, 1-10-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-10-17
Hi, you don't know me, if you are under 35, but I am Grampy, a star of the cartoon series Popeye, which started in 1929
Sony was recently suppose to bring us out of retirement with a new 3-D movie, but maybe the people involved stopped smoking weed and realised how insensitive the characters are in this age.
Nope...I'm guessing there will be enough mentally challanged and drunks who will go see it, though the toys will probably be marketed to adults and the game on sale for $1.99 for ps plus users...

 

by ralahinn1
1-10-17
Today at the Session Conformation Hearing, there were some protesters dressed as klansmen
But no one pointed out that the KKK were started by democrats.
In entertainment news, Barbara Stresand defended the drunken rant Meril Streep gave at last night's Golden Globe awards and said little girls cried when Hillery didn't win the presidency
She's not left for Canada yet?
I don't really care if she is going to Canada, but I am worried if anyone is letting her hang around "little girls".
Word. Didn't other old singers get in trouble for hanging around minors, or is this just a"senior moment" for Babs?

 

by ralahinn1
1-10-17
So, Michelle, even though you are dis-barred as a lawyer,are you really going to run in the presidential race in 4 years?
I am listening to those who have shown interest and will decide at a later date.
The"people" speak-
Here fi dallar, pre go away.
Weee looove youu,Michelle.
Run Michelle, I got yo back babe.
But what about me,Hillary? If you run, all my bribes will mean nothing.

 

*Possibly coming soon to a school near you*
No, I don't believe TSA has"underwear" inspections in school,you perve.
by ralahinn1, 1-11-17

 

Another"classy"Baltimore moment-
Fact: Baltimore was just awarded the title"Top-ranking Bed bug city" by extermination company Orkin,Washington,D.C. came in second of the 50 cities picked.
Weee looove youu Baltimore.
by ralahinn1, 1-11-17

 

Moslem waiting for "Brother Barack" to close Gitmo.
by ralahinn1, 1-11-17

 

I don't know why no one comes to our restaurant dad, I even stand outside and yell"Aloha Snackbar"to advertise, but they run away.
by ralahinn1, 1-11-17

 

Cloud Strife, on the Final Fantasy 7 remake-
Sure, I am all for making a remake of the game with better graphics, I am just worried about Mukki.
I'd love to be one of Mukki's Bubbys anytime.
by ralahinn1, 1-12-17

 

Have you heard of a group called MGTOW on Youtube?
Faaabuulous
by ralahinn1, 1-13-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-13-17
Waiting for " Black Lives Matter" to protest outside of abortion clinics-
Explaination-
Before anyone gets on me for being a"racist" I am Navajo. I also have Black relatives and I live in Baltimore, where with all the Black on Black crime, all BLM does is hold out their hands for money..

 

I say,Percy,did you hear that some Hollywood types are still so butt hurt over the Trump presidency they got together to sing "I will survive" on You tube ?
No, but should they not be learning the words to "Oh Canada" by now?
by ralahinn1, 1-14-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-14-17
This just in, after 146 years, Ringling Brother's Circus is closing.
Well, we knew this would happen since animal rights nuts guilt tripped them into giving up their elephants.
For a lot of poor urban children the circus was their only chance of seeing exotic animals and family entertainment.
Oh, don't worry, tax payers will support us now, including the very animal rights nuts that are forcing us to close,via un-employment and welfare
But what about the animals?
I'm guessing they will have to be sold to other shows, including Mexico. You ever hear of a "Donkey show"?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

I say, Percy, did you hear that the rock band U2 says they are delaying the release of their latest album because Trump is going to be president?
Really? Why then, I imagine the world must go on, with or without them.
by ralahinn1, 1-15-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-15-17
Somewhere not so far away-
Hey,did you hear, the law makers of the EU on earth are talking about robot rights.
I told you before, we are"Droids", and keep it down, you don't want to upset the Master.
Ulp!
That's another thing, why do we call him "Master"?
Yes, Master.
I heard that, shaddup and get me a beer.

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