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by weird4
1-03-08
Hey dad, mind helping me with somthing?
Sure Jake. Anything. What's on your mind?
Well you see, there's this cute girl I like in class and..
You need her for your own right?
DAD! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, STOP WATCHING THOSE AMERICAN PIE MOVIES!

 

by weird4
1-04-08
2:30
Yeah yeah..
I'm going to be checking on you. So when I get back you should be working on your homework.
2:45
2 Girls and 1 Finger is wayy gross.
What the heck!?

 

by weird4
1-05-08
I shall not tell a lie.
YOU ALL READY TOLD A LIE YOU IDIOT!

 

by weird4
1-06-08
Helloooo!! Anyone here?
Hmmm...that's odd. I guess there's only one thing for me to do.
Now this is what I call a dream come true.

 

by weird4
1-07-08
Hey dad. We should go on vacation.
Of course we can. Where to?
I dunno. A cruise?
Well...I know that they're expensive.
Okay as long as it's durring Sping Break!
I'll have to make it a few months in advance.

 

by weird4
1-08-08
Ugh. Who needs him. I'll just order myself a cruise.
Ahh here we go. Crazy of the Seas.
I bet it's full of Spring Break fun.

 

by weird4
1-09-08
I can't believe it! I mean, I have to wait 3 months for a vacation!
3 MONTHS! I mean, everyones going to get a date except me!
Just 2 more hours. Please!
I think you should sit down.

 

by weird4
1-10-08
Hey Jake,. I know you're well...bummed about waiting for the cruise.
But let's face it. We'll have to wait for a while. I mean, there's a boat leaving today and...
OKAY! IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE WORKING!

 

by weird4
1-11-08
Hey. Are you going on the cruise?
Hello? You listening?
WHY IS EVERYONE INGORING ME!
This guy doesn't know anything.

 

by weird4
1-12-08
Welcome sir to the worlds best cruise line.
We have great dining, wonderfull staterooms, and much much more.
I think I'm gonna puke.
Don't forget to visit our shows!

 

by weird4
1-13-08
Hey! Are you the captain?
Hehe. No sir I'm not.
I'm Gulliani. You know..Ruddy Gulliani?
YOU SUCK!!
Call me...Loser..

 

by weird4
1-14-08
Well this is corny.
What do you mean?
We're on our way, the boats moveing! There's music and dancing.
As I said..This is corny.

 

by weird4
1-15-08
Jake. Say, what's with the tie?
Welcome to the main hall. Name please.
Tonights formal night. What's with the **** on you?
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! S***!

 

by weird4
1-16-08
ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS! THIS IS A MUSTER DRILL!
I REPEAT! THIS IS A MUSTER DRILL! PLEASE REPORT TO YOUR ASSIGNED-
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I'VE BEEN PUNCHED! MAND DOWN! MAN DOWN!
Phew. What does a guy need to do just to get an extra 5 minuites.

 

by weird4
1-17-08
What gives man?
AAARRRGHH. I BE A PIRATE! ARRRGH!!
Oh never mind. Carry on.
Dude, I'm practicing for the show for tonight.
ARRRRGH!! MAN OVERBOARD!!

 

by weird4
1-18-08
What's the rush?
Sir. Please move out of the way.
We got a call that there's a fire in the kitchen.
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!
So you're showing me to the fire?

 

by weird4
1-19-08
Don't you work with my dad?
Got some spare change?
Well until he fired me for stealing the sodas from the snack department.
It's a good thing I don't live with him.

 

by weird4
1-20-08
Excuse me captain. I found someones cat.
Any idea what I should do with it.
That'd make my day.
Well you can tell me if we're gonna flip over.

 

by weird4
1-21-08
Wh-What happened?
Where are we?
Well the ship flipped over and then there was this cool explosion.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! THIS SUCKS!

 

by weird4
1-22-08
WHHHAAAAAAA!!!
Greeetinnnngggss earrrthhllliiinnnggg.
*sob* *sob*
I come in peace.
I'm sorry I don't believe in UFO's.
Neither does Clinton.

 

by weird4
1-23-08
What are we going to do?
Easy. If no one comes to rescue us, we'll have no choice but to eat ourselves.
And by that you mean?
Oh, my bad.
Look do you want to be alive or eaten.

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