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by Bazilla
5-08-02
HAHAHAHAHA good one Dil! That's so like you.
Yeah, uh, I know.
You always crack me up Dil!
For the last time I'm a tear!
Hi Dil *wink* nice of you to come back. *wink*
Being Dil has it's advantages!

 

by Bazilla
6-03-02
Oh, yes let's spoil myself! 10 Twinkies!
That'll be five dollah! You pay now!
*muffle*
Hey where are the lights? There they are, you go on now!
Where is Brad? What has happened? Who (if anyone) will save him!?
So.... I get paid when?

 

by Bazilla
6-03-02
Santa!?
Well, you're eyesight's fine.
Why have you kidnapped me!?
Don't you know how bad it is!? To wear this blue shirt day in and day out, and you to get all the credit for YOUR blue shirt!

 

by Bazilla
6-03-02
That's a weird motive if you don't mind saying.
T'is true, but we all get a little wierd sometimes! MWHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile.....
Geez Louise! Someone's kidnapped Brad! I can feel it.
We've got to save him!
Are you sure that's what you felt?

 

by Bazilla
6-03-02
Very soon you will learn a new kind of pain and suffering! You will be dropped, slowly, into a big tub, with boiling lard in it! MWHAHAHAHA!
Lard! No offence, but couldn't you kill me with some more dignity.
What do you suggest?
Well, I know lard isn't the answer.
Head cheif! It seems Brad doesn't regard lard to be violent enough, get some goop!
But my master, we have tons of sulphuric acid, and it's near it's sell by date, I suggest we use that quickly.

 

by Bazilla
6-04-02
So here's what we do, we find him, and then save him.
Well you've thought this out well!
What!? OK, we get this Transformer and throw it at your head!
Owwwww!
I make the rules! Accept it! Bitch!
I think I've got a lump on my head!

 

by Bazilla
6-04-02
LIKE I SAID! WE WILL LOWER YOU SLOWLY FROM A HIGH HEIGHT! INTO SOME "SULPHURIC ACID!" MWHAHAHAHA
Brad has approximately 20 minutes to live! Unless.
I sure wish someone would save me.
Brad has approximately 19 minutes to live! UNLESS!.....
I said "I SURE WISH SOMEONE WOULD SAVE ME!"

 

by Bazilla
6-04-02
I just don't think I can find true love!
This isn't the time or the place, we'vegot to save Brad!
You just don't care anymore! You bastard!
No! Don't say that, I can change!
Well, Brad has about 2 minutes to live, no-one looks like saving him, how will he continue to live!
*squirm* *wriggle*

 

by Bazilla
6-04-02
And with a bound, he was free!
I'm free!
Take this evil man! *WALLOP!*
Ow! You broke my nose!
After this success what will be your next action?
I'll be making a website that allows you to make your own tree!

 

by Bazilla
6-07-02
I saw this cute dog today.
Awwwwwww, was it a happy dog?
Yeah, it was wagging it's tail to a happy little tune, it was the best day....
I went to the beach and the sea was like a thousand diamonds glistening in the sun, a terrific day!
And then I decided to but some happy juice and spread it around the world. I love you Kajun.
Not as much as I love you DexX!

 

by Bazilla
6-13-02
Gary Glitter! You're my idol!
I'm sure you are, now lets run along and play "The Un-Dress" game.
Oooooo, all my friends will be so jealous!
Wait! Are you 8!? Sorry, you're too old.

 

by Bazilla
6-14-02
Daaaad! Where are you!?
RAAAAAR! HI SON!

 

by Bazilla
6-16-02
Bazilla, there are too many newbies coming onto my site, and taking up bandwidth, there's only one way can we get rid of them.
Send them all to http://goatse.cx?
No! We have to convince them that this site sucks, and that too many crap comics are made.
So, why do you want me!?
Just make a series to make them all go away.

 

by Bazilla
6-16-02
HA! That Obi guy r0xx0rz, anyway, I've got to make a series, what would Jesus do?
RAAAAAR! JESUS WILL SMITE THEE!
That's it! I've got to smite everyone...
And what a better way to smite than with my trusty comics!

 

by Bazilla
6-16-02
Right, I can't abuse people, because that won't be found serious!
I can't use Tobor, because Fuzzy's better. I can't make a crappy series, because crabby does.
And so Bazilla churned all his shit into a pop-tart-esque comic series.
I'll just put a bunch of shit together and churn out some pop-tart-esque comics.

 

by Bazilla
6-16-02
Yo pops! Look what I found me!
Och! A wee saddle! Nae all wee nead is a wee donkae
(This is when ewe go get the wee donkae)

 

by Bazilla
6-16-02
Hey! Wee donkey! Come 'ere
Are you going to ride me?
Aye! Me pops wants you for the saddle!
I hate you.

 

by Bazilla
6-16-02
I'll give you these beens for that Donkey.
Aye, okay!
Why do you want me?
Sexual favours...
No-one realises that I'm actually bred for races down at Southend....

 

by Bazilla
6-16-02
Yo pops! Look at what I got me!
Beans! Och! Wee ate tonight!
And eat they did, they lived on the beans for a long time, before they were savagely killed by an 80 foot robot.
And the Wee Donkae, and the mysterious buyer, had a long happy life with lots of kids!
(insert a picture of robollama here)

 

by Bazilla
6-16-02
Bazilla, you done it! You got rid of the newbies!
HUZZAH! I R0XX0RZ!
It turns out that all the newbies were rich, you've lost me $millions
Ah! Am I dieing!?

 

by Bazilla
6-18-02
I have 72 hours to live!
This is my life! In hell!
Yeah, Death got bored and made you come in early.
But there's so much stuff I didn't get to do!
Yeah, you must be pretty gutted!

 

by Bazilla
6-29-02
It's summertime in Wales, and I begin my 15th year in this world.
But what does being 15 allow me to do that I couldn't do before?
BE EVERYONES BITCH! RAAAR! BAZILLA WILL JUDO YOU!

 

by Bazilla
7-05-02
How do you kill a circus?
...
Aim for the juggler!
...
Oh, and it was the juggler's birthday...

 

by Bazilla
7-05-02

 

by Bazilla
7-08-02
RAAAAR! TABOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

 

by Bazilla
7-10-02
Can you say "Five dollars"?
Five dollars!
Great, now how about "You pay now!"
Five dollars!
No! You'll never make it as a Chinese Waitress!
Five dollars!

 

by Bazilla
7-10-02
RAAAAR! ASIANGIRL 1 WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Feck off!
If you want to really emphasise the word, I suggest you say "Fuck off!" As opposed to "Feck off!"
Sucky sucky?
Only five dollah!
You know who sucks? Me!

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
And now with Miles Mendoza for website of the day...
And today is an interesting one, one that allows you to make your own comics.
But how does that work, do we have to draw characters and everything?
Well no, not really, you see the characters are drawn, so you just tell them what to say?
What a great idea! And how do we find it?
www.stripcreator.com
I have a bad feeling about this....

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
Steve?
What now Miles?
Are you still messing about with that comic maker?
Yes, but it's a great idea, I made a series about us.
OK, but just so you know, it's not original to have ass raping robots on this site.
Damn!

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
Steve! Tell your Uncle that if he gets a translator make sure it speaks Chris Moyles
Alright! But It doesn't look like I have much of a choice!
RAAAAR!
C'mon red one! Come along!
Uncle! Tobor blew up! Look!

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
Wait! What's that?
Help me Tim Smith, you're our only hope!
Who is she? She's beautiful!
R2 says that's Princess Janey-Lee Grace, and is asking for Tim Smith who R2 says is our old master. But our last master was Sara Cox, and boy was she ever annoying!

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
R2's gone!
AHHHHH!
RAAAAAR!

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
Tim Smith? Boy am I glad to see you!
Come to my home!
Your father was killed by an evil person, have a lightsaber and then you can kill guys.
WAHHHHH but I want to go to the Toshi Stations!
Tough! You're saving Janey-Lee Smith whether you like it or not!

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
Old Woman there says that you, Miles Mendoza, are a great pilot.
Correct, and if we get into any trouble, I just have to press Ctrl+Alt+Delete!

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
Old Woman, let's go into hyperdrive!
ROAAAAAR!
The R1 is going to that small moon!
That's not a moon! It's a portable radio!
It's too big to be a portable radio! No wait, you're right!
I sense.....Darth Moyles, I must face him...

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
BEEP BEEP Whiiiiir
R2 has found Janey-Lee Grace, she's going to be terminated!
We have to do something!
Press Esc?
No, we have to save Janey-Lee Grace.
Okay, press shift then is it?

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
Aren't you a little short to be a radio DJ?
I'm here with Tim Smith, I've come to rescue you!
Tim Smith!
Now you will die!
Isn't Emporer Wogan supposed to use that line later on?

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
NOOOOOOOOO!
It's too late Steve...
I must defeat the Portable Radio!
I have a Delete button you could use!

 

by Bazilla
7-11-02
BEEP BEEP whiiiiiir
ROAAAAAR!

 

by Bazilla
7-13-02
I have some brownies, but, they're not cut up, do you have a knife?
Yeah, I've got one here
Excellent! I'll go get the brownies!
I hate being deaf, I just hope he said bodies..

 

by Bazilla
7-14-02
Mum! I'm scared! Something's happening to me! Look!
Son, they're called pubic hairs, you get them when you become a big boy.
Well that explains that, but why have I got pubic hairs all over my legs now as well?
You also get them when you become a big boy.
Phew. Yes! I'm a big boy now!

 

by Bazilla
7-31-02
Kaufman, what says we dig up Wirthling's head and use it as a beachball down at the local cinema?
Sounds terrific, he deserves it after getting killed by that midget off Austin Powers with a toilet.

 

by Bazilla
8-09-02
Burn the envelope Frodo!
Take it Gandalf! Take it!
Zzzzzzzzzzz

 

by Bazilla
8-09-02
The Unwanted.
Meesa Jar Jar Binks. Meesa not in movie enough time!
*When the music gets too loud!*
Where it all went wrong, the love story.
The reason I like you is because you're not like sand.
Why Mr. Lucas gave it the title he did...
I'm a clone! I'm attacking you!
I'm a clone! I'm attacking you!

 

by Bazilla
8-12-02
Just let me have a fag!
No!
Why not?
I told you! This is my last one!
Well can't I at least share?
Hmmmmmm.... Hmmmmmmm... I don't think so.

 

by Bazilla
8-14-02
What!?
How could you not bring the brownies!? That's the only reason I brought this knife!
We can just do what those Girl Scouts do!
No they *sell* brownies! Idiot! We *want* brownies!
Give me brownies and in return you will recieve this head sculpted just like Sucky Wirthling!®

 

by Bazilla
8-15-02
Arrrrr! I'm a pirate!
Aye!
Arrrrr! I'm a pirate!
Aye!
Arrrrr! I'm a pirate!
Aye aye aye!

 

by Bazilla
8-15-02
Cap'n, we're in trouble!
Aye!
Cap'n, all the other pirates ran away.
Aye!
Cap'n they took the boat with them!
*glug*

 

by Bazilla
8-21-02
Bazilla's a cheapskate!
Now with the new front everyone now has conformation that he is a non-donor!
I was gonna pay Brad but the dog ate my money.
You always say that! You said excatly the same thing about Kajun's pants!
Yeah about that...
SHUT UP!
Cheapy!

 

by Bazilla
8-23-02
I want to go to the hospital.
We will not let you go.
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
LET ME GO!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

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