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by DragonXero
10-18-01
Huh huh huh, this is cool.
Hey, foothead, check this out!
YEARRRRGGHHH!!!
Heh heh...
Uhhhh that sucked.
Heh heh, FIRE, FIRE! Heh. That was pretty cool. BREAKIN THE LAW, BREAKIN THE LAW!

 

by DragonXero
10-21-01
At the Epicenter, James meets a lovely woman, who likes the same kind of music as he does.
Ah, yeah, this is the Gathering.
This is beautiful!
Later, after the show is officially cancelled, Stephanie must depart...
Sucks that you have to go, well it was nice meeting you.. hey, let me give you my email..
Sure, here's mine...
Hmmm... can I have your phone number too?
Don't push it.

 

by DragonXero
10-21-01
After weeks of anticipation and a couple of emails, James still hasn't received an email from the lovely Stephanie.
Fuck... Hey!
Hey, I might be at the next show, but I might not... -Stef
That son of a bitch Mike is going to get her.

 

by DragonXero
10-21-01
At the next show, at the Epicenter, with Solstice of Suffering blasting through another badass set...
HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT CUTE BLOND CHICK, STEPHANIE, FROM THE LAST SHOW??
WHAT? NO, I DON'T HAVE A DONKEY YOU CAN RAPE!
James finds it hard to locate the lovely lady.
NO, I SAID, HAVE YO-
LOOK, I'M NOT GAY, MAN!
Loser.
GOD DAMN IT!
GO RAM YOURSELF, BUDDY!

 

by DragonXero
10-22-01
Mmmmm, sodomy...
RARRR, MANRAPE!!

 

by DragonXero
10-22-01
Chris McCocknibbler of the ACLU speaks.
Hello, I'm here to speak on the behalf of Atheists everywhere.
Now, as you may know, a California school has put up the banner "God Bless America".
Not only is this offensive to Atheists, but flag-burning, america-hating uber-liberals.
And if antipatriots, anarchists, and terrorists don't have rights, well that's just unamerican!
RARRR!! TOBOR IS READY TO GIVE YOU A PATRIOT SUPPOSITORY!
Um... perhaps I mis-spOKE OH GOD THE PAIN!

 

by DragonXero
10-24-01
Hi, this is Chonny Kung with a representative of the Red Cross.
Erm.. uh... hello.
Okay, so the majority of the money sent to you by the american people for aid to the families that were disrupted by the September 11 attack has not been dispersed. Why?
Well, um, it's, er, in other projects...
But, the money was sent for the express purpose of going to the families of the victims from the WTC attack...
Erm... uh.. that is to say... RUN AWAY!!!!

 

by DragonXero
10-24-01
Hey, your hair's shorter than mine.
Yeah. I'll be.
Hippie.
Poser.

 

by DragonXero
10-24-01
RARRRRR!!!
OH SHIT! I knew this would happen some day. Hey, Tobor, since you're a perfect robot and all, answer this...
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT, FLESHLING!
Okay, if a guy comes up to you, and says "I always lie", is he lying, or telling the truth?
DOES.NOT.COMPUTE. FUCK IT. RARRRR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU FOR MAKING HIS COPROCESSOR HURT!
Oh shit. Time for running is now!

 

by DragonXero
10-24-01
Boy, it sure is hot in here.
OH MY GOD! A TALKING MICROPHONE!

 

by DragonXero
10-24-01
YOU! YOU ARE IMPOSTER THAT IS MAKING TOBOR LOOK LIKE PUSSY!
RARR!! I AM REAL TOBOR! TOBOR IS SENSITIVE NOW!
RARRR!! TOBOR IS GOING TO CORNHOLE FAGGY IMPOSTER!
RARRR!! Er... please dont' hurt tobor?
SEE? FAKE TOBOR IS PUSSY!
Yoinks!

 

by DragonXero
10-25-01
Hey Tobor, I hear that you've stopped cornholing people.
THAT IS RIGHT KOMPRESSOR.
But, why? I mean, you've always been the evil robot around here...
BUT TOBOR IS PURE LOVE NOW
Oh god, he's gotten to you too!
NOW LET TOBOR GIVE YOU SOME OF HIS PURE LOVE. BEND OVER!

 

by DragonXero
10-26-01
RARR! TOBOR IS PURE LOVE NOW!
Um, yeah, great... now go away... I'd rather not have your pure love...
YOU DARE INSULT TOBOR? TOBOR IS PURE LOVE, AND TOBOR IS GOING TO SHARE HIMSELF!
SOMEONE FUCKING HELP!
THERE IS NO HELP, ONLY PURE LOVE!
Crap, and I'm all out of cherry-flavored anal ease.

 

by DragonXero
10-27-01
Welcome to Keegus Permus Prime, I am your leader, Kevin Keegans Perm.
Here, we have many interesting activities, including horseback riding and swimming, and even a lucrative gambling a-
What? We're redecorating!

 

by DragonXero
10-27-01
Hello everyone. Al Gore here. I just want to piss and moan about losing the election about a year ago.
See, that jerk in office now, he's pro-life, but he also likes guns, which can kill people sometimes.
I mean, what a hypocrite, huh? See, I'm pro choice, but I think guns should be ABOLISHED....

 

by DragonXero
10-27-01
Um, Tobor will, erm, cornhole you?
RARRR!! TOBOR WILL BURN DOWN YOUR CITY! ERM, AND CORNHOLE YOU!
Tobor will cornho- pffft... HA HA HA HA!! I just can't do it. I feel silly..
Rarrr y'all! Tobor will shove this flagpole up yer ass!
Heh, Tobor's got spurs baby.
RARRR! Ever been cornholed by FEET?

 

by DragonXero
10-28-01
Hey!
What??
DO SOMETHING.

 

by DragonXero
10-28-01
Tobor, what am I going to do? The bill for this server is way too high this month.
...
My girlfriend left me too.
TOBOR HELP BRAD!
Um... how?
BEND OVER, TOBOR MAKE IT ALL SEEM INSIGNIFICANT!

 

by DragonXero
10-28-01
RARR!! BETTER?
My anus is bleeding!!
QUIT WHINING!
My ANUS is bleeding!!
RARRR, YOU ASKED FOR IT!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

 

by DragonXero
11-01-01
*thump*
What the hell is this?
*click*
Damn slow flourescent lights.
Hi honey, I'm home from the plastic surgeon's! Do you like the new me?
gh-gh-gah- AHHHHHHH!

 

by DragonXero
11-01-01

 

by DragonXero
11-01-01
GAH!
Maybe next time I look down it won't be there.

 

by DragonXero
11-01-01
GAH!
Dammit! Still there.

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
Sometimes, here in the silence, I can hear the trees speak.
They whisper the notions of gods, asking the questions people dare not ask.
For the trees, a decade is barely time passed. Silently, they watch. You should listen sometime too.

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
Maybe life is just a big dream. Maybe the dreamer has created a world that is so perfect in it's own imperfections, that it can only raise doubt to it's reality.
And perhaps this dreamer is not a single dreamer, but all dreamers. We have all imagined a world where we can be, without purpose or meaning, but just to be. Maybe someone else is dreaming.
What if the dreamer wakes up?

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
Sometimes I wish I had riches, fame, power, and the freedom to do anything I want.
Then I remember I have a friend, and something I love. I finally come to realize, that I have all the fame, power, and freedom I want.
And you're rich in intellect and spirit...

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
As the color fades from our lives, we are left with only black and white.
True and false, alive and dead.
And then we remember that even the spectrum has a beginning, and an end.
But even black and white can make grey. So, perhaps the colors can stay?

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
Hey Captain Fister, I just thought of a band name!
Who would that be, citizen?
Guess.
Who?
Guess.
WHO?!?!

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
Hey pal, spare an anus?
What do I look like, a hooker?
Yes?
...Tree fitty.
Oh yeah baby, pump it, pump it HARD!

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
What have you done to my circuits, professor?
Vell, like der Tobor, I haff given joo zum time-trafful zircuts!
So, what am I suppose to do with them?
Vhy, zave zee vurlt!
Peniswaffle. I was going to just go around sodomizing people like Tobor did.
NEIN!

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
I'm not listening to you professor, I'm going to go to the past and sodomize your parents!
NEIN! NEIN!!!
*urp* This time-travel stuff sure feels a bit like air travel... I need a barf baggie!
Crap.

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
Whoa, looks like I'm a bit late for the party!
Heya, you into sodomy?
I'M A SKELETON!!!
Oh. So, you into sodomy?

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
That skeleton fellow was quite a dick. I suppose I should quit dicking around and check my chronometer.
Oh lord, it's 5,000 AD!
So where are the humanlike apes? I wanna get me some ape ass.
Moh.

 

by DragonXero
11-02-01
And so, S50K goes back in time to Sodomize history!
Tobor!!
WUSSY SODOMIZING ROBOT! JOIN ME IN MY QUEST TO SODOMIZE HISTORY!
Just one problem. My telescoping phallus is broken.
RARR!! DON'T WORRY, IT HAPPENS TO ALL SODOMIZING ROBOTS SOMETIMES. WELL, EXCEPT TOBOR.

 

by DragonXero
11-08-01
Hey, Fred, what's this white powder on my letter?
Nothing, nothing. Just inhale deeply!

 

by DragonXero
11-08-01
NO! That would be far too sick for even me.

 

by DragonXero
11-08-01
RARRR! COME ON DOWN TO TOBOR'S LAND OF ASSRAPE, WE'RE HAVING A SALE, AND GIVING AWAY EVERYTHING!
But Tobor! Won't that mean...?
YES! THE KITCHEN WILL BE FULLY STOCKED WITH CHERRY-FLAVORED ANAL EASE, AS WILL THE BATHROOM!
Well Tobor, where will they get their assrape?
WHY, I'LL BEND THEM OVER THE SINK, OF COURSE!
Oh Tobor, you're so generous.

 

by DragonXero
11-09-01
We really should bring in more good, healthy, christian, moral values.
I say we get more harcore lesbian sex.
No! We must introduce God, Jesus, and the virgin Mary!
Virgin? She won't be virgin for long around here.
This was supposed to be another Tobor joke, wasn't it?

 

by DragonXero
11-09-01
We are the space robots. We are here to protect you.
RARR! TOBOR IS HERE TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!
Do not trust the Tobor robot, he has a telescoping penis.
RARRR! DO NO TRUST THE SOMODIZER ROBOT, HE HAS NO DUCT TAPE!
Do you have Pink Donkeys in your house?
RARRR! WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT YOU...

 

by DragonXero
11-09-01
Yeah, so we're going to die.
I WILL NOT GO LIKE THIS! I'm going to hammer a nail into my head!
So do it.
I'm getting to it.
Go on, do it. Wussy.
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.

 

by DragonXero
11-09-01
Hey, look over there!
Where?
There.
Oh.

 

by DragonXero
11-09-01
So, what you're saying is that because you don't like it, radio rock is bad?
No, I'm saying it's not metal, simply because the musical basis, the theory and structure behind it is different.
So because you don't like it, it's not metal.
Why did they ever bring back lobotomies?

 

by DragonXero
11-10-01
Ho ho ho.
Santa, can I drive your slay tonight?
Why no Rudolf, you will simply command my army!
YAY! I shall command the third coming of our great elfen nation!
WE SHALL END THE WORLD PAIN!
AND DELIVER PRESENTS TO ALL THE ARYAN BOYS AND GIRLS!

 

by DragonXero
11-10-01
So, Tobor, are we going to rape an pilliage the hu-mans?
S50K, ALL THE HUMANS ARE DEAD!
Damn. Wanna play poker? No, wait, I have a better idea.
RARRR, TELL TOBOR YOUR IDEA!
We could clone the humans, only make sure they have very small assholes!
YOU ARE A SICK, DISGUSING FREAK WHOM NO ONE SHOULD LIKE. IF YOU WERE FEMALE I WOULD MARRY YOU.

 

by DragonXero
11-21-01
So I was going through searching, and noticed something that is a crime against man and beast.
There were no comics that say "Writhling sucks". Now there are.

 

by DragonXero
11-21-01
I really can't think of anything funny to say.
Me either.
My god you look bloated today.

 

by DragonXero
11-25-01
And now, LA Blue Girl
Oh FUCK YOU.

 

by DragonXero
11-28-01
And now, the Hobbit!
No. No way.
Just do it.
NO! Never.
DO IT, DAMN YOU!
Fuck off! I'm not playing a hobbit!
RARR!

 

by DragonXero
11-28-01
*crap*
Hey, it looks like you're taking a dump...
Go away.
Hey, it looks like you have diarrhea!
GO AWAY!
What should I do?

 

by DragonXero
11-29-01
o/~ I am lost in the Black Chamber, there's no way to turn back...
It takes me down, forever more, and death would seem so sweet...
I'm posessed by the old creature, who had planned all...
To take my soul... too late for me, in my hand it lies I thought.
But I failed now he's in me.. My soul is lost in his black chamber...
I'm gone...~\o

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