Tobor vs. ACLU

Author: DragonXero

Date: October 22, 2001

by DragonXero
10-22-01
Chris McCocknibbler of the ACLU speaks.
Hello, I'm here to speak on the behalf of Atheists everywhere.
Now, as you may know, a California school has put up the banner "God Bless America".
Not only is this offensive to Atheists, but flag-burning, america-hating uber-liberals.
And if antipatriots, anarchists, and terrorists don't have rights, well that's just unamerican!
RARRR!! TOBOR IS READY TO GIVE YOU A PATRIOT SUPPOSITORY!
Um... perhaps I mis-spOKE OH GOD THE PAIN!