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by NooniePuuBunny
3-27-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
*munch munch munch*
....nevermind...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-28-04
I can't stand living in a world where there's all those Jews and colored people walking around... I can only stand to look at whites.
I can fix that for you.
YAAAAAAAAGH!
I really fucking hate you.
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-28-04
Can't you just envision a world with only white people?
YAAAAAAAAAGH!
No...but I just envisioned you on fire...
You suck!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-28-04
It is much too cold in here!
I can fix that for you.
:)
...brrr...Did that even warm it up a little?
!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-29-04
Some christians use the name of Jesus to heal the sick...
In the nayme of the Lord Jayzuz, be healed Ah say...
...others drive out demons...
In the name of the Lord Jesus, begone from him you foul deamon!!!
And then...there's my sister...
In the name of the Lord Jesus, unclog!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-29-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
Ahh...much better! Say, Little Lady, do you happen to know how many gravitrons those rotor turbines in your wand produce?
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-30-04
It's getting cold in here...so put on all your clothes...
Yes...It's so cold in here, I think I'll put my jacket on...
You two are morons...you know that?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-01-04
ITS FIGHTS GO HERE! NOT ARGUMENTS!!!
cmon... FIGHT ME!! *Pulls out a lightsaber and a explosive cabbage bomb.*
Okay.
You flamer...
:)

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-02-04
"...and if you break the chain, then you will go to hell..."
HAHA! They actually think I'd fall for some stupid chain letter. Morons....Nothings going to happen to me...
10 mins. later...
Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-02-04
"...and if you don't send this letter to 50 people you don't know, you will be stripped naked and thrown into the ninth circle of hell..."
*delete*
Aren't you cold?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-02-04
*This program has committed an illegal operation and will now close...*
*...and if you actually expected Windows ME to run properly, you can go to hell.*
?
I have so many new friends....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-03-04
Damn...you smell like fish.
Damn...you smell like woman's crotch...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-03-04
So you have a few problems cooking...that's not that bad...a lot of people can't cook
umm..."a few problems" doesn't actually cut it...
*fwoom*
YAAAAAGH! MY SALAD CAUGHT FIRE!
Its actually more like "natural disaster"...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-04-04
Nuunie...I just wanted to tell you how I really felt about you.... Do you really know how much I want you right now, Nuunie...
Can it be true?!
Nuunie...Nuuunie... NUUNIE!
?................... !
I said I wanted to tell you about this new card... Have you been listening?
Only to the hopless dreams in the back of my mind... *sigh*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-05-04
*types*
*e-mail* Raymond, I have to come clean with you. No matter how hard I try, I can't get you out of my mind... I can understand if you don't feel the same way about me, but I needed to tell you...
*sighs* I've got about as much chance as a snowman in Hell of Raymond actually going out with me...
*send*
Meanwhile...
Its still too cold in here... Are you sure that thermostat won't go up anymore?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-07-04
*checking mail* Noonie, I'm sorry. I don't have the same feelings for you.
Oh well...thats over with now at least...
I told you that you were pushing it...
Oh shut up and stick me in the freezer...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-07-04
So...are you upset about Ray rejecting you?
Nope. In fact I feel much better.
Really?
Yeah. Its kinda like when you feel really really sick and then you throw up and all that pressure is relieved...
...except this time I puked all over the guy I was obsessed with.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-07-04
♫Oh...IIIIII ain't got no booooody....♫

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-07-04
I like big butts I cannot lie...you other brothers can't deny...
Crack is whack!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-08-04
I made a pasta dish for tonight's fellowship...
I figured that you and your brothers and sister would really enjoy it because its macaroni.
....
!
You callin me a macaroni-eater, Honky?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-09-04
Mr. Whiskers...when I see you like that...it makes me want to burst into song....
♫Ohhh...Pussycat, Pussycat...I love you...Yes, I do!♫
♫Pussycat, Pussycat...You're delicious...And if my wishes...Can all come true...♫
He's looking at me weird again...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-11-04
♫ There goes Peter Cottontail... Hopping down the bunny trail... ♫
Now wait just a minute, Peter... I'm not gonna let you go hopping down that bunny trail till you gimmie your easter egg...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-11-04
Hey there! Do you know what special day this is?
ITS EASTER!!!
Thats right...and do you know what special gift I brought to everyone today?
CANDY AND EASTER EGGS?
¬_¬;

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-15-04
My butt is having hot flashes...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-16-04
Man I gotta peee!
??? Where the hell is the damn bathroom?!
Sorry... No one submitted a bathroom...
YAAAAAAAAAAGH!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-17-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
I think so, Brain...But how are we going to get the tree weasel into a tu-tu?
¬_¬;

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-18-04
Hey, D! I think that dude over there is a homophobe...
What might have tipped you off?
You homo! I saw you starin at my butt! Trying to undress me with your eyes, eh?
?
...ehh...not sure...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-19-04
I'm sorry. I just don't think this will work out.
But why?
Well...I need someone with more substance...
I mean, I can see right through you...
!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-19-04
If (rotorTurbine.alone=True) Then gravitrons=0/ Else gravitrons=gravitrons+1/ End If
Haha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-19-04
Hows it going, Bob?
You know the same ol same ol...
Yeah...same for me too...
You know, Tracy apparently has a problem with me....
How so?
Well...she wrote me a letter telling me she had a bone to pick with me...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-19-04
Great...its that loser...what does he want...
Hello, my sweet...
....your eyes are like fetid pools of sewage gleaming in the moonlight...
Damnit, Lucifer! I already told you... I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
But Cecilia, you know I don't like to play these games of hard to get...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-19-04
Ahh...Wanda my love!
Would you care to join me in a little romp in the forest?
Look, Lucifer... I already told you 50 times... You ain't gonna do no romping in my forest... GOT THAT?!
You're so cute when you're coy....

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-19-04
Lucille...my love...shall we walk among the burning bodies and pools of blood and make love among the Skull Garden?
Uhm...actually Sir... my name is Bob...
I don't care if your name is Shirley... Have sex with me or you're fired!
OH YEAH?! WELL TO HELL WITH YOU TOO! AND DONT YOU EVEN THINK WE CANT FIND ANOTHER TORTURER OF YOUR CALIBER TO FILL THE POSITION!!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-20-04
Hey Mister! Watchadooin?! Huh? Huh?
*glub*
Gee! You don't like to talk much do ya? huh, mister?!
*glork*
Haha! Thats such a funny face! And a pretty shade of blue too... Doncha think, Mister?! Hey! Mister!! Doncha think its funny?!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-20-04
1.
Sooo...your cousin was Ted Bundy?
2.
Soo...Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
3.
So...You say girls with shoulder-length brown hair are your type, eh? How about a nice long walk in a secluded area, big boy?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-20-04
4.
Hmmm...deranged psychopath just escaped from Greenvalley Assylum... considered to be dangerous... say... Isn't Greenvalley 2 miles from here?
5.
What do you mean "Don't open that door!" ?! Whats the worst that could happen?
:)
6.
Guess what?! Bullets outweigh knives, pal!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-21-04
From the makers of CatDog comes...
...Shark Dolphin!
Hey! Shark! Look! Fishies over there!
I said to quit starin at me, Punk!
You're pretty bold for someone who talks out of their ass!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-21-04
Oh how I long for someone to love...
...someone caring, who would talk with me, and who is sweet and kind and gentle, a good personality...
...on second thought...I just wanna get laid...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-21-04
There is sweet Michael... Oh how he sparkles among the others...
He is such an understanding person... and he CHANGES... if there is any flaw in him, it slowly but surely dissappears... This must be what really attracts me to him...
...or it could just be his tight ass...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-21-04
Then there's T... Now there's an interesting specimen...
Despite all of the dumb things he says and does, he has a certain glow about him...
...and a really nice bulge too...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-21-04
Raymond... now he's a colorful guy...
He has a kind of psychotic flair about him... And his love of sharp pointy objects and the macob really piques my interest...
...hell...I'd be happy if he decided to show me his knife, if ya know what I mean...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-21-04
*sigh* How long will I torture myself like this? I know I cant have any of them... Oh...how I wish that someone would rid me of this awful feeling....
Dude! Your nipples are poking out!
Gah! You little slug!!! Don't sneak up on me like that!
(fin)
Geez... I'm sorry... I really wasn't thinking... uhm...how bout coming with me for a coffee or something to make it up to you...
...such a gentleman... and cute too... skip the coffee, how bout coming to my place?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-21-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
EEP! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to pee on you. I get these spells of temporary blindness and... Is that a knife?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-21-04
RAAAR!
*falls over*
Uhm...Tobor...
He said to RATE him...not rape him...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-22-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
OMG!! I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO PEE ON YOU!
No! Wait... I liked it... in fact, I want you to sit on my face and let a big butt-blaster ripple across my skin...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-22-04
Darn! Temporary blindness again! And just when I needed to take a humongous leak!
Whew! Thought I'd never find the bathroom! Oh...oh, yeah...that's better...ahhhhh....
I dont know about your world, Earthling... But where we come from, peeing on someones face is a direct insult... Prepare to be evaporated...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-22-04
Can you tell me where I can buy anime? You know... ANIME?
?? Whats anime?
hmmm....
Hentai! Where can I find some hentai?
OHHH! Hentai!!! Ova dere...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-22-04
YOU WILL BRING ME A SACRIFICE SO THAT I MAY FEED UPON THE BLOOD AND GROW STRONGER!!! FAIL, AND YOUR FAMILY WILL PERISH!!
C'mere puppy! I've got a present for you!
Bruff?
My dog is dead?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-23-04
I dare you to go spend 30 minutes in the spooky old Johnson's house! Unless you're a chicken!
I aint no chicken! I'll show you!
3 hours later...
I wonder if anything's happened to him?
Meanwhile...
Teeeheehee! Would you like some more milk and cookies?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
4-23-04
No...Timmy! Jesus DID NOT say "Eat me"...

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