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by dcomposed
11-15-03
Esham the Unholy - Raps about Satan and crap.
Think I might sell out today...
Esham the Boogieman - Signs to Psychopathic Records, disses Eminem, praises God, disses Eminem, gangsta shit, disses Eminem over beatbox, disses Eminem, disses Eminem, praises God, disses Eminem.

 

by dcomposed
11-15-03
Hey you know how Trinity dies at the end of Matrix: Revolutions...
I do now!

 

by dcomposed
11-16-03
LAME JOKE:
Why did the juggalo cross the road?
Because Joe Bruce said to.

 

by dcomposed
11-16-03
ANOTHER LAME JOKE:
How many Juggalos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none juggalos dont do that that not for juggalos juggalos why should juggalos do work i make my mom do that sometimes the bitch dont so i smack her with my baseball bat she learn then

 

by dcomposed
11-17-03
nock nock
Who's there?
juggalos bitch lol
Juggalo's Bitch who?
shutup u jugaho

 

by dcomposed
11-17-03
You have a better chance of passing if you do the work.
Oh.

 

by dcomposed
11-17-03
He does not suck dick.

 

by dcomposed
11-17-03
Hi William.
Hi William.

 

by dcomposed
11-18-03
Just touch it.
Okay.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
Yes?

 

by dcomposed
11-18-03
Really?
.. no..
Good, 'cause that would be gay.
Yeah.
I wanted him to touch it...
I wanted to touch it...

 

by dcomposed
11-18-03
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by dcomposed
11-18-03
buh huh he rhu buh huh
rghrhuuu bhe hu ha bhu it's good

 

by dcomposed
11-18-03
Wanna go get a beer?
Playing Starcraft.
Wanna go play some cricket?
Playing Ultima Online.
Wanna go get rejected by chicks?
Playing Starcraft.

 

by dcomposed
11-18-03
I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay.
FUCK ME!
I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not gay.

 

by dcomposed
11-18-03
I want to fuck Will so bad.
She said she wanted to fuck you.
I never said that!

 

by dcomposed
11-18-03
I can't work out what ABK says on "Thug 4 Life" after Blaze says "And I roll with Anybody Killa".
"Drive-By on this bitch, you bitch nigger".
niggA
And I guess whenever anyone says "mother fucker", they're really saying "mutha fucka".
That's how I hear it.

 

by dcomposed
11-19-03
My penis isn't getting any bigger.

 

by dcomposed
11-19-03
2000: Esham features on an Insane Clown Posse track
man esham is so cool
2001: Esham disses ICP
man fuck esham
2002: Esham disses Eminem
man esham is so cool

 

by dcomposed
11-19-03
I'm gonna go eat some fried chicken.
whos going chicken huntin lol
I saw this really fat guy today...
fat people are hard to kidnap lol
There's a new show on Cartoon Network about a mouse that has a rabbit stuck to it's back.
cartoon nightmares omg lol

 

by dcomposed
11-20-03
This guy.
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=icpkicksass&ID=188789

 

by dcomposed
11-21-03
No way can I rape all of them.

 

by dcomposed
11-21-03
So... Esham, how do you define "Wicked Shit"?
Well there's got to be a lot of references to alcohol, women and cars.
Uh-huh.
There has to be an Eminem dis every three seconds.
Yes.. yes..
Oh yeah, and you have to go to the AMAs. THAT is Wicked Shit.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Why don't you get a job?
Why don't you give me one?
What are your qualifications?
FUCK YOU OLD MAN I JUST WANT TO ROCK!
I don't think he's good enough for my daughter.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Get your ass to a hiring house.
A what?
Labour pool?
?!?
GET A FUCKING JOB!
Oh..

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Do you have any interests?
I uh.. like to get hit with things.
Does that help me?
Probably not.. unless you're a wrestling promoter.
Does it help you?
Well I have a weird lump on the back of my head and my teeth are all broken and knocked out of place. I don't know if that helps any..

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
So, you are directionless, horny, living with your mom and have no intrerest in anything other than getting laid.
That sound about right.
So can I hook up with your daughter or what?
Where'd I put that gun..?

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
It's getting late, I should sleep.
So should I...
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER!
So ... you sleep with her and that is.. what..?

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
So you have a weird lump on your head.. so does the elephant man.
I'm an elephantine man.
mhm
Also, I make wang jokes.
I see.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Man I hate disco.
Diswhat?
That shit music in the 70's.
Isn't that how bunnerabb describes his age?
"In the 70's".

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
So, you want to shack up with my daughter, at your mom's, offer her nothing... and whatever happens to her.. eh...?
That's not true!
It's not?
No!
I'll sling dope to pay the bills.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Wow, 3pm, way past my bed time.
I better get to sleep, I'll see you tomorrow to point out how much you suck some more.
Yeah, you'd better get to bed old man.
You've got a long day of complaining tomorrow.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
I have 257 pms!
I have 251!
I win!
That's because you stopped pm'ing me a month and a half ago!
You stopped pm'ing me TWO and half months ago!
Oh yeah...

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Glaze looks just like dcom! Coincidence?!?
My old lady is laughing at my gangsta shizzle.
I think I'ma have to bust one in her.
And I'm not talking about a nut.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
I like this music you're playing...
I haven't listened to the lyrics.. they're probaly violent.. but I like the beat and stuff... Who is it?
Esham.
Esham, eh? That doesn't sound too violent.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Playing in the background: "Boom!", by Esham.
It sound like it's saying boob!

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
I can't fix your old computer I've had for five months, so I'm going to keep it and give you this crappy one for $60.
But the other one wasn't broken! You came in and stole it while I wan't home!
Oh well.
And this one is just an empty box!
Too late now! I already said you're buying it!

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
I need some money.
I could steal some cars or something.
I'd rather you just... get a job
WHAT ARE YOU MY GIRLFRIEND NOW?!?

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Seriously, get a job.
WHAT A GREAT FUCKING IDEA!! Why don't I do that?!?
I don't know.. why don't you?
Maybe I will.
Yay!
Rapper is a job...

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
I've made 76 "Why I Hate" comics now.
More than 3/4 of my goal.
You should make one on why you hate the number 77.
How about I make one about why I hate people telling me what to do?

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
I really don't think Esham has a 24 inch dick.
He's such a liar.
He's black!

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Hoes they love to lick on my balls, drop to they knees and crawl like a dog...
I don't know where Esham gets his ideas, but I sincerely doubt hoes love to lick on his balls.
He's a sweaty guy. And I can't imagine that's a place that would be good licking when it's sweaty. Even when it's not sweaty, how pleasurable can moving your tongue be? We'd all be fat if it was.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Wangs.
Dongs.
Penises.
Vaginas.
There's no need for that, Ewwwww.... you cunt.
boinky named me cunt of the day once.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
I can't think of anything to make a comic about...
I know! I'll steal dcomposed's idea!
"Why I Hate Dcomposed"

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Hey I really like this stripcreator site.
But what are these PayPal buttons for?
Who cares? I'm too greedy to know what they're about.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
Hi boo.
lool

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
I'm so cool I live alone.
No parents.. no girlfriend.. no boyfriend.. no friends...
All alone...

 

by dcomposed
11-22-03
I made him cry.
What a pussy!

 

by dcomposed
11-23-03
blah blah blah blah rugby union absinthe blah blah union
blah blah blah rugby rugby rugby rugby absinthe
Cricket.
What?

 

by dcomposed
11-23-03
Whoever invented the saying "Great scot" must have never met this guy.

 

by dcomposed
11-23-03
dcomposed made a bunch of comics about why he hates Juggalos. I think I'll pm him and show my support.
dcomposed: I feel your juggalo pain, love mmyers.
ps hav u herd repentance yet i thnk it's a good album peace out ninja mcl

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