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by deathtoradio
6-06-13
So, they still out there?
Who, the zombies?
No, the fucking Easter Bunn--
Oh, hey, don't worry I'm not one of them. I did just get done chopping one in half, though. Damn neck was like 3 Louie-Anderson-necks thick. Talk about Girth. So what's for lunch?

 

by deathtoradio
6-11-13
Hey, is that the new Faulkner self aiming gun? I hear those things can hit a target a mile away.
Yup.
Whatcha gonna shoot with it?
Well, my teachers always told me to shoot for the stars. So, here goes.
Damn, you're good.

 

by deathtoradio
6-13-13
Bob, where the hell'd you get all that money?
I got it from the money tree.
Money tree? What did this money tree look like?
Like big, round, kind of shiny like metal.
You mean a bank vault?
Yeah, I meant bank vault.

 

...and then you want to add a little hot sauce and a dash of bourbon.
by deathtoradio, 6-20-13

 

by deathtoradio
8-20-14
What's the deal with the customer that just ran out of here crying?
Ugh.
Apparently she has a phobia of corners.
So, when I gave her the drink she ordered, she flipped shit because ice cubes are...and I quote "water with corners."

 

Schrodingers last day as a married man.
Okay, so picture this, honey. I put you in a box, in which you are both simultaneously alive and dead...
by deathtoradio, 8-21-14

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