All comics by dylan_99

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You might be a redneck when You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
by dylan_99, 3-05-08

 

Hey Jimbo, that there boy's got a perdy mouth!
by dylan_99, 3-06-08

 

Claude...i've fallen into a hole and landed on my hair.....throw me down some dippity-doo!
by dylan_99, 3-09-08

 

by dylan_99
3-14-08
Hey i got the best idea for making money! We're gonna whore ourselves!
I don't think so, my god are you a retard?
why are you so angry?

 

Boo-Yah!
by dylan_99, 3-19-08

 

Everything's f**king wonderful here!
by dylan_99, 3-19-08

 

by dylan_99
3-19-08
i got bored!
WHAT? Every night you stare at me! What do you want?
Your Purdy!

 

by dylan_99
3-30-08
We've got AIDS
And ive got very little to live!
by the time this comic ends, one of us will be dead!
that means there's more of a chance for me!
PLOP!

 

by dylan_99
5-26-08
And the penguin says...
'thats not my tuxedo'

 

Saving Private Ryan 2: the bomb!
It delivers what it promises!
by dylan_99, 5-26-08

 

And who are we supposed to meet?
by dylan_99, 5-26-08

 

Christmas with the Cranks
by dylan_99, 5-26-08

 

by dylan_99
5-26-08
any horror movie
You know what they say...
Black man dies first in a horror movie.

 

by dylan_99
5-28-08
Well I'm out to get me some fine dining!
Where? Burger King?
How did you know?
Because Only AMERICANS consider Burger King as Fine Dining!

 

by dylan_99
8-04-08
Hot Shots! joke
we gotta get you into surgery as soon as possible!
i've got lunch soon!

 

by dylan_99
9-29-08
So two gay guys Bruce and Lance, are in a bar and Lance says to Bruce wanna go make love
and Bruce says Sure, your place or my place?
and Lance says Your place, mines still sore!

 

by dylan_99
9-29-08
Man I Loved That Movie!
I Hated It!
Me Too!

 

by dylan_99
9-29-08
My dad has every photos of me from grade 1 to 12 in his wallet!
You're Lucky...My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet

 

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio
by dylan_99, 9-29-08

 

Yo mama is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
by dylan_99, 9-29-08

 

Yo mama is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
by dylan_99, 9-29-08

 

Yo mama is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
by dylan_99, 9-29-08

 

Yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
by dylan_99, 9-29-08

 

Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
by dylan_99, 9-29-08

 

Yo mama is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
by dylan_99, 9-29-08

 

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.
by dylan_99, 9-29-08

 

Yo Mamma is so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
by dylan_99, 9-30-08

 

Yo Mommo is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
by dylan_99, 9-30-08

 

Yo Momma is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
by dylan_99, 9-30-08

 

Membrain, your comics suck. stop making them!
by dylan_99, 9-30-08

 

by dylan_99
9-30-08
This is an actual comic i made for my friend kyle!
Alright Kyle, I have just finished putting the finishing touches on my new 0.07 comic!
Awesome, what happens in this one?
If you haven't realized yet...
Well F gets fired for his newest invention because hes gone down hill since his 3rd wife left him!
Good, whats the invention?
its a james bond spoof!
A Detachable Toupe: Great incase of grease fires!

 

by dylan_99
9-30-08
What can i do for you Mr. Penguin?...
No, Dylan, its me Kyle!
That's your halloween costume? i've got mine picked out!
Great, met me at the graveyard at 9:30 on halloween!
My nickname is actually Jesus! i dunno why!
What happened to your Penguin costume?
This one had a mask, so naturally i liked this one better!

 

by dylan_99
9-30-08
How did we get sent to the office?
Well, i showed the comic to a kid and the teacher saw it and said it was too violent!
How is it TOO VIOLENT?
Its just stick people, slaughtering the crap out of other stick people!
I know!
Some people will comlain about anything!

 

by dylan_99
10-01-08
Have you picked out the new weapons we're gonna be using for the comic yet?
No, its just down between two!
Oh really? Which ones?
The Right Earlobe Rocket or the Fingernail Flamethrower!

 

by dylan_99
10-01-08
I've decided to become a Third Minoriy!
Whats that?
It's the person no one really knows but they'll add them to the convorsation just so they can make it a crowd. But my opinion doesn't matter!

 

by dylan_99
10-01-08
Cat is like Bay Leaf, your supposed to take it out before eating soup!
Good to know!

 

by dylan_99
10-02-08
Jerome? What are you doing here?
Im hiding from Immigration officers!
Well, you can lay low here for now, but my mothers coming over for a visit!
Immigration vs the devil....Which one is worse?
Theres two sides to everystory!
Touche!

 

by dylan_99
10-02-08
We're live with the 6 o clock news, at the local morgue!
Why's your child under this sheet?
Find out after this!

 

Jerome made this one! lol
rough day?
by dylan_99, 10-02-08

 

by dylan_99
10-02-08
Kyle Made this!!!!!!
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Its like a Vonage Commercial!

 

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
BINGO!
by dylan_99, 10-02-08

 

by dylan_99
10-02-08
Hey, how come Jerome gets to stay for a little while when HE'S running from immigration officers?
How did you hear about that Kyle? that was 20 minutes ago, and me and Jerome where here playing xbox the whole time!
CCR-I heard it through the grape vine!
I Heard it through the Grape Vine!

 

by dylan_99
10-02-08
Alright Jerome, we need to move you to another hide out!
What why? Give me one good reason?
Because Kyle found out...and he keeps a secret like a cow with a stomach flu keeps a turd!

 

by dylan_99
10-02-08
Alright What we need is...Tail of Cat, Tonuge of Toad, and a good pinch of MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE
I still fail to see why i come here...

 

by dylan_99
10-02-08
On the planet Rii Kalubzgh
I am so ready to become a JEDI!
You must cast aside your previous relations with everyone else and ONLY think about the force within!
Even my mother?
Yes, mothers are the number one problem with the force!
...
They're always using the force to channel their thoughts to their children...do you know how much roaming charges we get?! we're thinking of switching from Telus to Rogers!

 

by dylan_99
10-02-08
Whats this?
Thats your data register! It comes with being a JEDI!
So its one of those free Fitness bags you get when you join the Gym?
No thats not it at all, it holds all the data for your future missions!
So its LIKE one of those free Fitness bags you get when you join the Gym?
Why do i get the freaking Padawans?

 

by dylan_99
10-02-08
Back on the Ship
Hey Mr. Redshirt, I've picked up the Captains life blip
Thank god i thought i was gonna go insane...
Mr.Redshirt this is not the time to go insane...you joker...oh, wait...The little life blip was actually a hooker upstairs, we still have no idea where the captain is...
Now i am going insane...Lets just hope that some Redshirt doesn't kill everybody...

 

I'm sorry, thats never happened to me before...
Not having a penis never happened to you?
by dylan_99, 10-02-08

 

by dylan_99
10-03-08
Master Jeki Kldo
Um...Where's master FishHand?
He was found dead in his den.
But why would he do that? How am i going to learn about the Force?
I will teach you, and im not sure why he killed himself but he had the words 'FREAKING PADAWANS' cut into his arms...

 

by dylan_99
10-03-08
Lightsaber Laboratory
Master Kdlo, why are we here?
Because you need a Lightsaber!
But i have my gun... and i thought that you don't get a lightsaber until you graduate?
No, you need it for training besides you gun sucks balls! What colour would you like?
How about Pink like that famous black jedi?
How about something a little less gay...

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