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by fzh
6-04-04
So have you taken yur SAT yet?
No?
Are you signed up to take it soon? Have you taken your SAT IIs?
No. No.
Where're you going to college?
I dunno.

 

by fzh
6-06-04
On a Japanese exchange program....
Wow, your Japanese to english dictionary has everything!
Yep, it sure does!
It's even got all the sexual stuff!
I wonder how you say "masturbate"...

 

by fzh
6-06-04
Here it is! "jii ni fukeru"
EEEEEEE? "jii ni fukeru"!?!?!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!! "jii ni fukeru" HA HA HA HA!

 

by fzh
6-06-04
nani?
Ano hito tachi was "jii ni fukeru" to iu!
"jii ni fukeru"?
"jii ni fukeru"!
HA HA HA HA HA!
"jii ni fukeru" HA HA HA HA HA!

 

by fzh
6-06-04
HA HA HA HA!
nani?
Ano hito tachi was "jii ni fukeru" to iu!
EEEEE?
"jii ni fukeru" wa nan da ka?

 

by fzh
6-06-04
"jii ni fukeru"!
HA HA HA HA HA!
nani?
Ano hito tachi was "jii ni fukeru" to iu.
"jii ni fukeru" wa nan da ka?
wakaranai.

 

by fzh
6-06-04
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"

 

by fzh
6-06-04
Ha, ha!
What the fuck aren't you talking about?

 

by fzh
6-07-04
You know, you shouldn't blow off half of peoples' faces. It really stings.

 

by fzh
6-09-04
I'm a Power Ranger.
Yep.
This contest sucks.

 

by fzh
6-12-04
Ha ha. You look funny.

 

by fzh
6-12-04
I'm not feeling very funny right now.

 

by fzh
6-22-04
Hello class, welcome to Drivers ed! I'm gonna put on a movie for you guys...
Remember to adjust your speed in certain conditions, such as rain, snow, fog, pedestrians....
Pedestrians? I can just imagine it....
What happened here?
Oh, just somebody who didn't pay attention in driving school.

 

by fzh
7-02-04
I have a fake ID.
Why the long face?
Actually, I'm not gay.

 

by fzh
7-13-04
Peace is the only way!
You're wrong!
Let's go shoot bad guys and blow up inocent bystanders' houses!
wait, what about peace?
It's OK as long as nobody dies!

 

by fzh
7-25-04
First there were some cavemen, then soe Indians or something....
Ooo oo. ugh unga!
Oh Vishnu!
Then some vikings came, and then some Spanish guys...
Bork Bork Bork!
OLE!
...and that is how America came to be.

 

by fzh
7-25-04
You have a fish coming out of your head. But I do not have a fish coming out of my head.
You as well have a fish coming out of your head. What if we are caught for sport?
Well, I ... HEY! My forehead and hip! I'm turning into a bunch of fish!
Uh oh, me too.
Oh my god, that was some good shit!
My goods aren't free you know! Pay up!

 

by fzh
7-25-04
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, a princess was born....
What a beautiful baby I have created. I shall name her America!
However, unbeknownst to the king, a great evil power was lurking in the shadows....
Lackey, in order to rule the country, I need to be married into the royal family! Bring me the Princess!
...and that is how America came to bee.

 

by fzh
7-26-04
Wait a minute, this isn't the set of Hair?
Wait a minute, THIS isn't the set of Hair?
Wait a minute, this IS the set of Hair?

 

by fzh
7-26-04
We're bored.
Why don't you boys go and abuse some little children?
The best way to say "NO" to drugs, is to touch an 8-year old boy's scrotum sack and go "Wiggy, wiggy, wiggy, wiggy!"
AAAHHHHHH!!!!
BUT THE CLOWN TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!!

 

by fzh
7-27-04
Alas! Poor Yorick I knew him well!
Actually, the REAL line is "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
. . .
ouch!
Alas! Poor Yorick I knew him well!

 

by fzh
7-27-04
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by fzh
8-17-04
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
You're the biggest loser ever.

 

by fzh
8-17-04
Enough fucking around Vinnie. Ya gots the Don's money or whut? It ain't good ta keeps the Don waiting ya know. I don't wants ta havta bust ya balls.
Gulp* Um I-I-I don't have the Don's money b-b-but maybe I can repay him some other way?
Hmmm...
Uh oh.
Sucky Sucky
Fi dolla.

 

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8-17-04

 

by fzh
8-23-04
POOTY DOODY DOO!!! I JUST vaginal dischargeED ALL OVER MOUNT OLYMPUS!!!
OH, THANK YOU, ZEUS!!!
DID YOU SMELL ZEUS' vaginal discharge YET?
YES!!! HIS vaginal discharge SMELLED DIVINE!!!
COME ONE, COME ALL!!! STEP RIGHT UP AND SNIFF MY SMELLY vagina!!! IT STILL HAS vaginal discharge ON IT!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BLITHERING FUCKHEAD!!!

 

by fzh
8-23-04
The example story in this grammar worksheet is totally wrong! Firstly, there is no such thing as a "brontosaurus" it's scientific name is "apatasaurus"
but either way, the BRACHIOSAURUS is the sauropod that had the breathing holes in the top of it's head, and I'm just getting started here, this whole thing is bunk!
. . .
. . .
You're wrong

 

by fzh
8-23-04
ZZZ
ZZZ
ZZZ

 

by fzh
8-25-04
We'll soon be happy, won't we?

 

by fzh
8-27-04
There's the stiff, er, victim, sir...dead as a bag full of rocks.
And you say there are no signs of violence on the body?
Not a scratch. But judging from his expression, something unbearably horrible must've happened.
Damn...what could've been bad enough to make him drop dead like that?
Oh yeah. I just remembered that the victim IS a bag full of rocks.
Who would do such a thing to innocent granite?

 

by fzh
8-29-04
Each day's per 'olidays of flowerin' 'ere in Queen's has Great Britain.
Acclamations with that.
Bloody 'ell d'aw. 'ere to come the remainder from the cast iron wacky.
Then fast young man, we close our door better d'appartement
Setting with dead d'I'll you.
Any l enonciation d'I'm is it'd make a good sitcom!

 

by fzh
8-29-04
Each day's per 'olidays of flowerin' 'ere in Queen's has Great Britain.
Acclamations with that.
Bloody 'ell d'aw. 'ere to come the remainder from the cast iron wacky.
Then fast young man, we close our door better d'appartement
Setting with dead d'I'll you.
Any l enonciation d'I'm is it'd make a good sitcom!

 

by fzh
8-29-04
The history of the example in this worksheet of the grammar is totally incorrect! In the first place, there is no thing as "brontosaurus" the scientific name of it's is "apatosaurus"
but any way, the BRACHIOSAURUS is sauropod that had the holes of breathing in the cover of the head of it's, and I'm hardly that obtains begun here, this whole thing is cucheta!
. . .
. . .
Bad You're.

 

by fzh
8-29-04
La Paz is the only way!
Bad You're!
Let's goes the bad individuals of the launching and blows upon bystanders' innocent; houses!
it hopes, what on peace?
It's APPROVES while nobody dies!

 

by fzh
8-29-04
Ha ha! Kyle's beyond living the regression has revealed that I the boasted type-setter Ralph Vaughan Williams in was last life!
You would be fortunately for friends with such the reïncarnatie of the largest type-setter of already time must feel!
In the meantime...
The papa of Hey. The rebated joint has been persuaded that he Ralph Vaughan reborn Williams are.
Who?

 

by fzh
9-08-04
HELP! I can't find my hamster!
Well, where was it when you last saw it?
Later...
So I saids, 'Wrecked 'em? I damn nearly killed 'em!'

 

by fzh
9-09-04
Make love to me! Now!

 

by fzh
9-09-04
Yo mama's so poor, she can only afford one sports car.
Yo mama's so poor, she can only afford a six bedroom house.
Yo mama's so poor, she can only afford 5 Big-screen HDTVs, 4 top-of-the-line computers, and an electric can opener

 

by fzh
9-09-04
My fiancè and I wanted to assemble their glad straight alliance!
I am grieved, I cannot leave him.
Why no?
because you are homoseksueel!

 

by fzh
9-09-04
I hope, thought that this one was the GLAD straight alliance.
The Oh yes, is that one there also.
¿huh?
I am detecting many of rage of you.
What that must do with any thing?
Nonstraight You're Or gay. You definately don't describe.

 

by fzh
9-09-04
Hé!
Hey the baby, seeing its hot body does me the SO GLAD sensation!
Was something I this?

 

by fzh
9-12-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
Wait....I din't say nothin bout fightin! I was jus gunna say I'm moving in with my mammy two towns over.

 

by fzh
9-12-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
This here's the "grassy" background. Y'all supposed to use "field."

 

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9-13-04

 

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