BTC 12: A bad pun

Author: fzh

Date: July 25, 2004

by fzh
7-25-04
Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, a princess was born....
What a beautiful baby I have created. I shall name her America!
However, unbeknownst to the king, a great evil power was lurking in the shadows....
Lackey, in order to rule the country, I need to be married into the royal family! Bring me the Princess!
...and that is how America came to bee.