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by ralahinn1
1-15-17
Somewhere not so far away-
I wasn't running,I suddenly remembered a task that had to be done.
Why did you run away, you coward!
Ulp!
I can't wait until the EU robot rights report comes out
Please don't beat me, Master.
I heard that, now w here's my beer?!

 

by ralahinn1
1-16-17
It's MLK day, Y'all.
Yeah. Hate to admit it, but he was one interesting man, he was a Republican. Dem's get offended if you point that shiz out.
Tell me 'bout it. Did you know the Dem's founded our fine organization?
Really?
And it was "Whitey" that founded the NAACP. Another thing, Blacks will complain about things that happened over 100 years ago, but none of them do a thing about slaves in the middle east today.
You know what's really funny, most Blacks will never see one of us, but a lot who are killed on US streets will be done in by their own...they really should learn about Dr.King.

 

by ralahinn1
1-16-17
Good ,goood, let your feeelings flow-
Not going to the inauguration.
Not going to the inauguration.
Not going to the inauguration.
Not going to the inauguration.
What you all haven't left for Canada yet?

 

Tough decision at farms this year-
Guess I have to change your name from Moochele to Moolonia.
Food now?
by ralahinn1, 1-17-17

 

A new story just out says that people who regularly eat "red hot chili peppers" enjoy better health.
I think they mean the kind you grow in gardens and not old rockers...
by ralahinn1, 1-17-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-17-17
The president elect meets with one of his advisors -
To be honest, after hearing about the hollywood producer scared and binge eating ice cream at the thought of you being president, I have an idea.
Go on.
One of your first acts as president should be a "binkie"entitlement program for those "Snow flakes" who choose not to go to Canada.
Let's do it.

 

I say, Percy, did you know Obama may not be welcome at a golf club near DC because of how he treated Israel?
Really? Maybe if he set up a club in Chicago, he could give people something to do besides shooting each other.
by ralahinn1, 1-17-17

 

Somewhere in DC
How would you like to join us in a protest against the Trump presidency, you would be paid?
How bout I gi you 5 dalla,you go away.
by ralahinn1, 1-17-17

 

In a military prison-
I hear you crying,Chelsey, what's wrong?
I wanted to get "it"cut off, so I could go to a woman's prison and spend time with the ladies ... what do I do now?
by ralahinn1, 1-18-17

 

January 20,2017-evening-
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new president, Donald Trump-
Thank you, thank you. Bend over,bishies, except you, in the 5th row Raven Samone, did you miss your flight to Canada?
by ralahinn1, 1-18-17

 

And now a word from the president elect-
Hello, I like to personally thank all the washed up musicians,actors,and politicians who have decided not to attend my inauguration, as they are probably making preparations to go to Canada.
by ralahinn1, 1-18-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-19-17
*hisssss*
Depart, you shall not enter here!
It's done
Thanks, father. I am so grateful you and the rabbi are assisting the DC police and keeping Dems and Snowflakes away from Trump events.
-and chasing the last of Obama's staff out of town.

 

by ralahinn1
1-19-17
Excuse me, why was I not included in the last strip?
Really?
racist

 

Seeing the bitter looks on Michelle Obama's face during the entire event, and hearing Trump actually say "radical Islam" really made the inauguration worth watching.
by ralahinn1, 1-20-17

 

As the helicopter containing the Obamas leaves-
Buh-bye, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
by ralahinn1, 1-20-17

 

Have you heard about the "Licki brush"?
Faaabuulous
by ralahinn1, 1-21-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-21-17
It's Saturday,January 21: Stand by for Actin News-
Good evening, since most of tonight's news is about women, let's turn it over to our female reporter -
Thanks, let's go to video-
Washington DC, and several other American cities had "Women's Marches"today-
Woman Power-now where's my money...
Women for anything but pro-life and family values.
Madonna even made an appearance-
Since being a drama queen is the only way you can get an audience today, do you have anything to say to our viewers?
Trump bad. By the way, want to come look at my vagina? No cobwebs, though I am almost 100 years old

 

-And now, a word from Grandpa-
Can't say as I know what all that fuss was about. We supported "women's marches" back in the day, consarn it. I used to tell Maisy to march on into the kitchen and make me a sammy.
by ralahinn1, 1-23-17

 

What do you think of the new Nascar rules?
Nascar still around? It's more fun watching live police chases these days.
by ralahinn1, 1-24-17

 

Have you seen those manly Green peace protesters on that crane in DC?
faaabuulous
by ralahinn1, 1-25-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-25-17
Baltimore Dems react to a possible voter fraud investigation- the dead...
-and so, Uncle Will, you won't be allowed to vote for a while.
Nooooo
...pets...
I say, Mark Jones, we are no longer allowed to vote in elections. Sad state of affairs.
It's cool Bill Smith, we can still apply for credit cards and make robo-calls.
...and cartoon characters and illegals
...dispicable
Here fi dalla, I still vote.

 

Well, that wasn't true, she can't "turn the world on with her smile". MTM just checked in. No Betty White yet I guess.
Gee, give me time... Downstairs has Cher and Madonna on back order...
by ralahinn1, 1-25-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-26-17
ralahinn1,as a woman, how do you feel about the Trump presidency and what would you like to see in the US in the future?
Personally, I like what the president is doing so far. What I would like to see is a return to traditional family values and common sense and less of the mentally ill rounded up -
and paid a few dollars to dress up as vaginas. Perhaps it is also time to consider another draft, since it will give some people something constructive to do.

 

I saw a lot of this when I was 10 years old...
Well, I'm not gonna do it , and you can't make me :p
Fine- I'm going home and you can't come, El Presidente.
by ralahinn1, 1-26-17

 

Just heard on the news that they are going to investigate Volkswagon again to see what the Ceo knew about the emissions scandal , but it sounds familiar -
I know nothing, nothing
by ralahinn1, 1-27-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-27-17
Fall TV 2017-
Ok, America, let's give it up for our gurl-"Hillery"
Oh hell no-she got a talk show now?
Faaabuulous
Faaabuulous

 

Timmy's questions-
Since it's "the year of the rooster" will you give away free chicken?
by ralahinn1, 1-28-17

 

Ben&Jerry's is coming out with a new icecream flavor next month-"Urban Bourbon".
Faaabuuulous
by ralahinn1, 1-30-17

 

You'd better hold off on going to Earth for a while, the American president ordered aliens to be detained and interviewed.
by ralahinn1, 1-30-17

 

Night time at the White House, and a visiter comes...
Woooo,I am the ghost of America paaassttt.
Go home, Obama. Clean up the problems in Chicago, then come see me.
by ralahinn1, 1-31-17

 

As "Stars and Stripes Forever"plays-
-and I want to finish by saying,"let's use this product, and make going to the bathroom in America great again!"
Do all commercials have to say this now?
by ralahinn1, 1-31-17

 

FEB.3,1959
We got to make this exchange quick, Mr. Holly. You, Bopper and Richie get in the Delorian, and Strisand, Madonna, and Miley stay here!
by ralahinn1, 1-31-17

 

by ralahinn1
1-31-17
At a lab recently -
We did it! Made it possible for pigs to grow organs to use for transplants in humans!
Yes, what human would refuse such a magnificent gift from science?
racist
racist

 

by ralahinn1
1-31-17
Good evening, with Valentine's day fast approaching, we at the" Happy Honeymoon Inn"wish to show you why you should visit-
We have many clean rooms, with associates who will make sure you have a pleasant stay.
Currently we are promotin' our"two love" special.
-and if problems from your past show up, like a former love interest , we have associates waiting to assist you.
It was like this when I came here-

 

Some time in the near future-
Welcome to your new home in a federal prison, Mr. Weiner. Would you like "smoking" or "non-smoking"-and we don't mean cigarettes?
by ralahinn1, 2-01-17

 

by ralahinn1
2-02-17
Quick,let's hide, Timmy is coming! Bet he's going to ask what Ben Franklin meant by"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
-I had enough of that with the"wabbit season"-"duck season"stuff.
?

 

by ralahinn1
2-02-17
True story-
As I got back from shopping and eating at a chain restaurant for my birthday, I noticed someone wrote"RESIST" on a traffic control box
-the urge to get a marker and change it to "Who can RESIST a deep dish pizza?" was strong in me...but, drinkin' is tomorrow night^_^.

 

-and I swear it's this big.
Really? Hmmm,you're a fisherman, aren't you?
by ralahinn1, 2-03-17

 

by ralahinn1
2-03-17
Iran has some 'splaining to do-
What missile?

 

by ralahinn1
2-04-17
Mr. Roger's Neighborhood-
-won't you be my neighbor? Except you guys...
racist
But I always thought you'd like a chocolate pudding pop

 

Weed much?
It's Saturday, I'm makin' teh cartoons
by ralahinn1, 2-04-17

 

by ralahinn1
2-05-17
A visit to the Super Bowl -
I love the Super Bowl especially this year. Trump is president but the liberal babies are trying to run the show.
Little mention is made of the immigrants who already brought drug resistant diseases to California.
Instead, most people will be watching grown men pounding each other, bad commercials, and singers you will probably be seeing soon...it feels like home^_^
My talent train left long ago, but you simps still buy my music.Waitin'to join the 27 club,or go like Michael Jackson.
Me has vajay jay wanna see it?I show it more now, because I can't sing as well after taking the "d" in my mouth so much...and I am not talking "drugs",though there is that too...

 

by ralahinn1
2-07-17
Why don't libs understand?
It's my job to protect the country from all enemies,foreign and domestic
-but not allowing them into the US is not fair, waaah!
racist

 

by ralahinn1
2-08-17
Way to go, Team Baltimore -
Yesterday, Baltimore police killed an 18 year old man who had just been released from jail the day before on a drug and gun charge. The man pulled a gun on the officer who shot him and was shot.
I imagine all BLM will do is find a bunch of fools who will protest and riot and hold their hands out for money-
-while I believe it is the fault of those around him that could have raised him to be a good man, and his own bad decisions in life. I bet his lawyer is feeling good right now.

 

by ralahinn1
2-08-17
Stay tuned for Actin News-
This just in- snow expected in Baltimore tomorrow -
people are rushing to stores and events planned for tomorrow have already been cancelled though no snow has fallen yet.
Meanwhile in Canada-
Mornin' neighbor, how you liking this heat wave?
Yep, 3 degrees above zero, 3rd time this week. Spring's coming early this year

 

by ralahinn1
2-10-17
Some may ask what I feel about the woman deported from Arizona.
I wonder why it wasn't done sooner. The woman was an identity thief as well as an illegal alien in the US
How will anyone learn to respect the laws of the US if illegals just come here demanding rights they haven't earned and doing criminal acts?

 

by ralahinn1
2-11-17
Somewhere in the desert -
Valentine's day is coming. Why don't you love meee!
I said no!
I am not in the market for someone like you.
Yeah, leave him alone, you hussy.

 

by ralahinn1
2-12-17
In kitchens around the US(google it)-
Rejoice,because Michelle Obama has announced she will make a cooking show!
Oh hell no!
Rejoice,because Michelle Obama has announced she will make a cooking show!
fabuuuloous
ffabuuuloous

 

by ralahinn1
2-12-17
Mr.McMonkey Sez-
I say, Percy, did you hear that someone bought a Cheeto on ebay for $100,000?
Why?
Because it looks like Harambee, the ape that was killed last year. My banana looks like a penis, what do you think I could get?
Don't know about you, but if you come any closer, I'd get life.

 

Somewhere over Oroville-
Y'all kept askin me to end the drought in California...how ya like me now?!
by ralahinn1, 2-12-17

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