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by Bazilla
8-23-02
Okay..... open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see. Goood.
Hmmmm, you have eye cancer, I'm sorry.
I'm just a poor boy! I need no sympathy!

 

by Bazilla
9-11-02
My life story....ermmm...well I was born, nearly in a supermarket, then 3 years passed.....
GOAL!
Yeah, that's right, my first word came after 3 years and 2 weeks of existence, and it was "GOAL!"

 

by Bazilla
9-11-02
Then ermmmm, I was 7 and moved to Wales YAY!
Look son! We're in Wales!
It rained on the first day.....and the second day.....up until well, uh, I forget.

 

by Bazilla
9-11-02
Then I fainted 10 times (Not all in a row.) seven times in school, twice at home and once in Florida
We're in Florida and Barry's fainted!
Don't know what caused that, well we do kinda...

 

by Bazilla
9-11-02
It turned out I had an ear disease, which could of resulted in brain tumour or some other horrible thing. So, the doctors being as clever as they are, thought it was best to take my tonsils out.
It didn't work, how!? I'm sure taking your tonsils out would improve your ear!
So then I had a four hour op on my ear, 365 days later, things aren't better though, I get my ear vacuumed out every 3 months.

 

by Bazilla
9-11-02
And that's about it. I found the Internet, where I have stayed ever since, I've found the joys of Str Wars and retro music...
The future? Well in the near future, I've got my GCSEs and A-Levels, and then I'm thinking about taking a year off to Norway.
Then I'll probably slowly decompose working at Tesco.

 

by Bazilla
10-05-02
Hello kids! Today we are gong to learn about "Breast Cancer"
"Breast Cancer" just like me, kills thousands.
Please, don't let cancer kill you. Let someone else do it.

 

by Bazilla
10-08-02
I'm not really sure what the rules to this contest are, but they all seem to be surreal.
Poopy.
Deer.

 

by Bazilla
10-27-02
Shall I or shalln't I?
I might as well, it's the closest I'm going to get to fulfilling my dream of having sex in a swimming pool.
*unf* *unf* *unf*

 

by Bazilla
10-27-02
A/S/L?
8/M/Texas
Pawn to H 8
Other Player has left, do you wish to play again?

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
It appears as if you haven't made a series for ages.
I was going to, but I've been waiting for some new art.
It appears that there's enough art to make a series 237 comics long.
Do you want me to make a 237 comics long series?
Not really.
Very well then.

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
This is Bob, his hobbies are surfing, dating girls, and having wild nights.
Actually, I prefer surfing the net, dating girls online, and going to Party Chat Rooms at night. And my name's Eric.
I know that, and you know that, but I can't really make a series out of that can I?
Oh but you can, you could tell tales of how I learn to break my virginity over the net, and then I hack computers so that they kill people.
What's so cool about killer computers?
DESTROY!

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
But even then, a Killer PC doesn't really make 237 episodes, does it?
Well, no, but it could carry us a long way.
DESTROY!
No..wait...I've got the perfect replacement for the killer computer..
What?
What better than a cornholing robot that hates you for some reason?
CORNHOLE!

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
But Tobor has had his time in the spotlight.
THAT IS MR. TOBOR TO YOU!
Do you want me to make a series about you, and you only?
Could you?
Sorry Tobor, I tried..
TRY HARDER NEXT TIME YOU BITCH SON OF A WHORE!

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
And anyway, I thought everyone hates too much narration.
True, but everyone hates me, so it balances out, if you get my meaning.
Ah.
What are you here for?
Technical error.

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
And are you really going to make a 237 part series with the same background and the same character..
Yeah....why shouldn't I?
Well, what do I get in return for being in 237 comics of yours?
You get a slice of cake every 5 comics!
Where do I sign!?

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
Little does he know that he'll have to work #236 and #237 for free!
As the narration dude, you don't have a thought bubble, therefore I can hear your every word.
Yes.....about that......
Don't shoot!

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
Please don't erase me! You don't know how desperate I am! I need the cake!
Listen, Tubby, I don't need this shit, if I wanted this shit I would go to the StripCreator Forums and post 100 new topics.
Ok, ok, I'm sorry!
That's better.

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
......
What's wrong?
Oh nothing.
No, tell me, I used to be a Satanic Bunny that helped people with there problems.
It's just I'm already running out of ideas...

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
Well you've made 8 comics with one background. There's 68 backgrounds, so you've got more than enough things you could do.
Do you really think I'm that sad to change the background just to help this series keep running?
Are you...?
Hell yes!

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
So anyway, you used to be a Satanic Bunny?
Kind of....
What do you mean "kind of?"
It says here that every 5 comics, I have to have a slice of cake.
....Thank you.

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
So anyway...were you a cute looking Satanic Bunny, or a Sicko looking bunny?
Depends...
On...?
On which Bunny provides the funniest looks for a Satanic Bunny
Cute looking it is!

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
It's all coming back to me....I sure had some good memories of being a satanic bunny..
DIE! GO TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND PRAISE MY RULER!
Hehehe! A cute little bunny! Can I keep him mum? Please!?
Did I say good memories? I meant bad.

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
I have some better stories!
Really?
What are your thoughts on homosexual bulls?
Is that a no?

 

by Bazilla
11-09-02
That's it!
What's what?
The perfect series! A Satanic Bunny meets a Homosexual Bull.
You're sacking me aren't you?
For the moment....yes.
Back to Lard Lad I go!

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
GO TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND WORSHIP MY LEADER!
Oh be nice!
Actually I don't think that's going to work.
So I've got my job back?
...
YAY!

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
Wait a minute what are you doing!?
Well, you weren't doing a lot so I started watching TV.
What's on?
The Olsen Twins.
Cool.
I love you Mary-Kate. I love you Ashley. *grope*

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
I'll be there for you. Cosyou're there for me toooooo.
AHHHHHH! TURN IT OFF!
Rachel! You're still pregnant and Roos still loves you!
Ummm...

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
Sorry about that.
What's happening?
I'm not entirly sure.
You can fix it though, right.
How many Forumusers does it take to change a lightbulb?
The answer better be one!

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
There we are.
Very well, very well.
19 comics and you're already out of ideas aren't you?
No, no, it's no that, I'm doing fine.
So why the new background?

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
Aha! Mutiple ideas coming towards me!
Such as?
....
You don't know do you?
Take your cake and get out.

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
Ummmmm?
Hi, I'm a mind reader, I'm going to be here for a while and make notes on your life.
What kind of sad person would want to read my mind?
Bazilla paid me.
Ah.

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
She's pretty hot. Well, for a non-Star Wars character...
Yeah, I always start off with giving my customers a full sense of security.
KER-TRANS-FORM
Deceptions?
No, I control the business side behind mind reading.

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
I can't believe I momentarily fell in love with a guy.
It's amazing what happens on the internet isn't it?
Wait, do you mean, more people than you lie on the internet.
No, that's the beauty of it, everyone's honest on the internet.
It allows me to rake in money from telling people they can actually buy viagara on the net.

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
Can't you just transform into the hot chick again?
Not really, it's a bit like Quantum Leap, I don't know what I'll be next time.
Prove it.
KER-TRANS-FORM

 

by Bazilla
11-10-02
Hey dude, are you alright?
Yeah, it may surprise you to know that visual gags don't hurt one bit.
You're right, I didn't feel a thing!

 

by Bazilla
11-11-02
Hey look! Hell's frozen over!
I don't get it.
Well, Hell is a name of a place in Norway.
I don't get it.
Norway's cold.
Can I shoot you now?

 

by Bazilla
12-19-02
I'm going to lose my virginity!
After 15 years! I'm finally going to lose my virginity!
Hello son.
Oh well, I can't complain.

 

by Bazilla
2-02-03
Sucky sucky.
Moh.

 

by Bazilla
2-02-03
I can't believe it took me 25 years to make a profit over the internet!
I should've known that porn was the answer earlier.

 

by Bazilla
2-09-03
I'm drunk.

 

by Bazilla
2-18-03
I WISH I DID SUCK DICK.

 

by Bazilla
2-19-03
I'm Bobzilla.
I thought you were Bazilla, right?
But who are you?
I'm Bobzilla.
I thought I was.
Maybe we both are...

 

by Bazilla
3-16-03
Alcohol

 

by Bazilla
3-27-04
wangs
dongs

 

by Bazilla
3-27-04
ARE YOU GANDALF?!
...
Y'know, from Lord of the Rings!?
...
The kid knows too much.

 

by Bazilla
3-31-04
Help!
What's the problem little mouse?
I'm a handsome prince turned into a mouse by an evil spell
I'll see what I can do about it.
Why can I taste penis?

 

by Bazilla
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
Later...
I'm not saying that wasn't fun, but I want something that'll take longer than a minute.

 

by Bazilla
4-07-04
Are you sure we should be doing this?
Oh for fuck sake, don't tell me you're getting cold feet? You were up for it last night.
I know, I know, but what if we get caught?
We wont if we're carefull, now, hold still.
*click*
I still don't see why we have to replace goatse.cx with a photo of MY gaping anus!
Because suicides in Scotland have gone up since the site went down and you have to save your fellow men, Kajun!

 

by Bazilla
4-07-04
Holy crap, Bazilla made 400 comics.
And 4 of them were good!
HAPPY 4 GOOD COMICS BY BAZILLA DAY!

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