All comics by DBoba

 

by DBoba
11-25-24
I have been studying Stripcreator..and have determined there are really only two types of comics here
Dude thats nutz there's like a bazillion different kinds of comics here!
Not really, there are only type X - stupid overtly sexual stuff - and type R - lazy people who push the random comic layout button incessantly!
wow...you know something? You're right!
You're damn right I'm right...it takes too much work to actually make an overtly sexual comic, that's why they are so few...
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by DBoba
11-25-24
Alrighty then take that presentation over to Dboba and have him load it into Powerpoint
Dboba is on vacation this week...
I am looking at him right now..he's sitting at his desk...although he's not working, he's playing "Call Of Duty"
He's on "virtual" vacation....
What the fuck is "virtual" vacation?
He said he is saving the company money because he doesn't have to buy plane tickets, nor leave his desk, and he still gets paid.....

 

by DBoba
11-29-24
Do you believe in aliens?
You mean...like...from outer space?
Yeah dumbass what other kind are there?
Uh...you know, people from another country?
NO PRESENTS FOR YOU! HERE'S YOUR LUMP OF COAL!
Damn...even Santa's "woke" now?

 

by DBoba
12-01-24
Earlier today at Bernie Sanders' place...
The Pentagon needs to cut waste
!
What...are you trying to take MY jobe now?
Who the hell was that guy?
You don't know Captain Obvious?

 

by DBoba
12-01-24
Trump sucks fuck Trump boo Trump he's a fascist Hitler rapist crook!
Trump secured the border and there were no wars and his economy was strong!
NO POLITICS!
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by DBoba
12-01-24
Hey Dad have you seen my bag of co- er sugar?
No, and get the f--- out of my way!
Well PARDON ME!

 

by DBoba
12-04-24
Today's top headlines, Conress has legalized suicide you may now take your own life without fear of incarceration
wait...what?
But if you fail, there may be a fine...
In other news, the price of 1 gallon of gas just went from $3.00 a gallon to $300 dollars for 100 gallons...

 

by DBoba
12-05-24
One day while wandering in the corporate basement...dBoba happens upon an interesting discovery...
Hmmm...what's this thing?
I am an Encore 1000. Step inside and I will do a complete bioscan and tell you what profession you are best suited for
Ow that tingles!
whirr whirr clickety clack clankety click
WTF?
Congratulations..you are best suited for work as a rodeo clown!

 

by DBoba
12-05-24
Accepting his fate, dboba heads to the employment office...
Rodeo clown huh? We'll see about THAT!
..inside the employment office...
I am told I am best suited for employment as a rodeo clown I'd like to apply for that job!
down the hall, last door on the left...
Hello...welcome to Rodeo clown training, have a seat I'll be with you in a moment...
*GULP*

 

by DBoba
12-06-24
Later that evening...in the bathroom..
What the hell happened to your butt?
I had my first day of rodeo clown trianing
Wait...don't tell me..you went inside that machine in the basement....
Yeah how did you know? It said it would tell me the best job I am suited for...
Man...you idiot...Junior bought that machine on Ebay...it has a software defect...it's supposed to SUIT you for a job....not the other way around!...ha ha RODEO CLOWN!
WTF!

 

by DBoba
12-06-24
whir whir clackety clackety
That's the sound of the robot thinking!
clickety clack grind whir
That's the sound that he is close to making a decision and saying something
SHUT THE FUCK UP CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
Hey man I'm just doing my job!

 

by DBoba
12-06-24
Hey Dad what you doin?
Tryin' to figure out why I have no kids in real life but in this comic I have a son?
Did you hear about the Tsunami in California?
Yeah..I saw that....it was just on CNN
What did they say about it?
They said the Tsunami warning caused so many people to flee to the mountains that it caused an earthquake!

 

by DBoba
12-07-24
...meanwhile..later..that very sane day...
RUH OH!
Now what?
The REAL Dick Boba just turned himself into a CARTOON!
What do you mean "the REAL Dick Boba" ???
You know..that guy in REAL LIFE....that created US!
There's no REAL Dick Boba! That's all FAIRY TALE CLAPTRAP!

 

by DBoba
12-07-24
Meanwhile...up in heaven...
We have a slight problem son...
Yes father?
it seems Dick Boba has turned himself into a cartoon
Really?
Yes..he thinks it's ok to assume a cartoonish image of what he himself created...
...wait a sec..isn't that what I am?

 

by DBoba
12-08-24
Mr. Boba why did you turn yourself into a cartoon?
Well young man, I am sick and tired of everybody taking themselves so seriously
Yeah..that's a big problem for sure..people need to chill out!
Exactly! Lighten up! Learn to laugh at each other and ourselves more!
Later...that very same day...
Ya think ya might find some time to clean out the garage today?
I'm sorry do I look like a person who has nothing to do? I have responsibilities....I am a very important media person now!

 

by DBoba
12-11-24
..and now a public service announcement
Hi this is Chan
and I'm Chen
We're the not so random Chnese mamasans...we just want to remind you to please donate to Stripcreator
Yeah and thanks to Brad for another year of lettin' us havin' fun makin' comics hee!
What a fine and noble holiday gesture!
Yes Brad we certainly appreciate all you do for us!
And that duma$$ narrator too!

 

by DBoba
12-11-24
Meanwhile back at the Stripcreator office...pending calamity in the conference room!
Yay nobody's around we got the whole office to ourself
What can we break?
Hey maybe we can load some old 70s porn tapes in that clunky old VCR over there!
Ha ha that'd be rich for the next board meeting!
wait what? Stripcreator has a board?
I dunno I just had to say something funny so there's actual humor here..ya know..it bein' a comic an' stuff...

 

by DBoba
12-11-24
What if "artificial intelligence" is fake?
what do you mean?
What if they just took everything we know and loaded into a computer..and the comptuer does all the work of finding it, therefore appearing "intelligent" ?
Well...yes..that is EXACTLY what it is...hence the word "artificial"
Yeah..what I said.."FAKE"...it won't cure cancer....or predict tomorrow's lottery number
Sometimes YOUR intelligence amazes me! (/sarc)

 

by DBoba
12-12-24
I'd like a number 7
NUMBER 7!
Anything else?
Yeah a side order of HORSE NUTS!!!
SIDE ORDER OF.....WAIT...WHAT??!!!

 

by DBoba
12-12-24
Hey dad, how come the drive-up ATM machines have braille keys?
That's for all the blind drivers, dummy!
um..hello...what part of "drive-up" did you not understand?
Don't be smart with me mister!
So are you trying to tell me there are blind drivers?
Wait until you get your license..you'll see! Or maybe you won't...maybe you'll be one of them!

 

by DBoba
12-16-24
Meanwhile...somewhere over Jersey...
Sir one of the little hominds is shooting at us?
OK....go take care of that...
a nanosecond later...
OK I have neutralized the threat
Cool...how'd you do that?
I truned him into Jello with my space lazer! Jello shots after dinner tonight!
SWEET!

 

by DBoba
12-16-24
Somewhere else over Jersey...
CNN is reporting that the White House has issued a statement that there are no drones and the drones that aren't there pose no significant national security threat
We need to accelerate the invasion timeline....
Roger sir, I will plug the new numbers into the scheduling app...just curious..what prompted this decision?
I over-estimated the intelligence of the target...these hominids are dumb as stumps

 

by DBoba
12-16-24
Hey Dad what's the scientific term for cartooning oneself
I don't know go ask your mother!
Hey Mom, what's the scientific term for cartooning oneself?
DUMBASS
Hey Dad, mom just called you a DUMBASS
So what the hell else is new in my life?

 

by DBoba
12-17-24
Thank you for calling Thrifty Master Card press 1 for english DOSEQUIS for Espanol
Fuck you I ain't pressin' nuthin!
For available balance press 2 to make a payment press 3 to whine to a live customer service person press 4....10 times then press * then # 5 times...or...stay on the line
GRRRRRR!!!
Hello this is Ahmad whom am I speaking with today
My name is FIDO and I have a question about a fee you charged me.....$12.00 for sneezing on my mailed in bill? WTF IS THAT LEGAL?

 

by DBoba
12-19-24
Where are you going Chen?
To the post office to mail my Christmas cards!
But wait, it's not December 25th yet
I mail them early so they get there on time!
No! you do this ALL WRONG! Make them get there AFTER Christmas, that way all the people that not send you cards feel GUILTY!
Ha ha Chan you are EVIL mamasan!

 

by DBoba
12-19-24
Thank you for calling Jiffy Charge Card we'd like to invite you to complete a survey at the end of this call press or say 1 to continue
1
Would you say that you received great customer service today? Press or say 5 for yes 4 for absolutely 3 for no doubt 2 for you bet or 1 for you rock!
Wait..what?..you didn't do anything for me yet?
Sorry that response was not understood, please hang up and try again...*CLICK*....DIAL TONE
WTF????

 

by DBoba
4-23-25
Hey dad...whats a scrotum?
WTF? What grade are you in? Didn't you have sex education yet?
I'm only in the third grade!
Really? Go ask your mother!
Hey mom Dad told me to ask you what a scrotum is...
He didn't know? That's because he doesn't have one!

 

by DBoba
4-24-25
Mom said you don't know what a scrotum is because you don't have one!
She's right..she cut it off a long time ago!
So what's a scrotum?
Go ask your Uncle Russell...
Hey Uncle Russell what's a scrotum?
Hey man...dig little dude....It's a pouch that the Indians carry around to keep their wampum in!

 

by DBoba
4-25-25
Class, today we have a special guest, it is Chief George from the local tribe of the WompinNogs he is going to answer your questions
Hello kids pleased to meet you who has the first question
Me! I want to see your SCROTUM!
!
Later that same day....
What the hell is this email from your teacher, we have to go to a parent teacher conference?

 

...don't even go there!
by DBoba, 4-26-25

 

by DBoba
9-22-25
Hello my son how may I help you?
There's rumors that you're comin' back tomorrow!
Comin' back, where?
Earth! Is it true?
Let me nail you to a cross and see how you feel about a return engatement!
!

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