All comics by Miller12

 

by Miller12
10-30-17
Conjuring up the restless spirits. Earth,Wind, and Fire!
Ghostly Apparitions!
We're Back

 

Allyay allowsHay Eveyay!
Oldyay ickoryHay! Trick Or Treat!
by Miller12, 10-30-17

 

by Miller12
10-31-17
Restless Spirits Can Be Heard Across The Land!
appyHay alloweenHay o Tay Allyay itchesWay ostsGhay andyay oblinsGay!
Piggly Wiggly! The Taste Of Hickory Smoked Bacon. Presides!
I Believe I Just Saw The Ghosts Of Presidents Past! Tricky Dicky!

 

How about we put a Utopias Beer 200$,Illegal in 12 states ,28% alcohol by volume,German Noble Hops,and "Ninja Yeast!" Inside The Wall!
200 yrs from now when the bottle is found on a big dig excavation it will be worth 200 Million! Boston Lager Samuel Adams!
by Miller12, 11-01-17

 

On This Day In History(1512) The Sistine Chapel Ceiling Is Opened To The Public!
by Miller12, 11-01-17

 

by Miller12
11-04-17
I screamed the word NO and was suddenly catapulted into space!
I believe we are on The moon and the script goes something like this.Take off your clothes!
Timmy! NO! means NO! Redirecting the plot points to the Universe!
Yes!
The Beaver Moon commands you to take off all your clothes and show me your ball sac Ball Sac!
Humble Virtues and Highest Aims! The First Degree Of Holly!

 

Native American Heritage Month (2017)
by Miller12, 11-04-17

 

To Infinity and Beyond!
I don't know what's worse than obeying men or commanding woman, but I do know my balls always feel good Naked!
by Miller12, 11-05-17

 

by Miller12
11-08-17
Pirate! Let's round up all the fornicaters and rebel rousers who don't like to follow direction protocol and ship them to the new world.We will have them go for The Gold!
Pirate! And get our filthy hands dirty that would make us human sex traffickers.How many hooligans Do you think we can fit on a boat?
Ok. Mr. Spacey! I want you to play the tragic hero in a thug film made for the Americas!
I am appalled that you want me to play The Antagonist!

 

by Miller12
11-09-17
In the 1800's the price of a single condom-condom could cost a hooker her whole weeks pay.
Needless to say not many hookers were having their customers wear condoms!
Condoms date back to caveman days! Some condoms were made with silver and gold!
The bronze age!
During WWII the United States and Great Britian did not distribute condoms to their soldiers resulting in 400,000 documented cases Syphilis and Gonorrhea!
Famous Slogans of the 19th century "No glove no love." "Put it on before you put it in." 20th century "Brush up on your French Kissing!"

 

Wiguhooker! My dick went limp thinking about having to wear a condom with a hooker!
Wiguboozer! Just think about how exciting it will be trying to figure out how to get off my chastity belt!
by Miller12, 11-09-17

 
by Miller12, 11-11-17

 

by Miller12
11-12-17
Lightening Bolt
Venus and Jupiter will cross paths in the early morning hours! I feel an increase in my serotonin levels!
EAGLE
Cosmic Encounter!
Oak Tree
The Roman God Of Sky and Thunder!
Lovely!

 

Radioactive material detected in the earths atmosphere!
Can I ask you this simple question? Yo,The Doctors.Who in the hell would remove blackheads from an ear cavity without wearing sanitary gloves for protection is beyond space cadet intelligence!
by Miller12, 11-13-17

 

by Miller12
11-14-17
On This day in history (1851) Moby-Dick is published!
For all you men who like to masturbate in public to the great white whale.The Great White is going to swallow your wholesomeness and expose the real truth.Get ready for climactic conclusion!
Jenni, Books I need to read more books.My thirst for knowledge is overpowering! Some of the inmates are masturbating in front of public defenders and female employees!
Would you like me to read to you a classic novel about man's relentless pursuit of the great white whale and how he survives the harrowing experience. Let a little sunshine in their lives!

 

See You Next Tuesday Entertainment! We would like to hear your groping stories and we will call it Sensationalism Journalism!
I am here for the open enrollment apprentice position! Ride Cowboy Ride!
by Miller12, 11-14-17

 

POLICE Handler with a name synonymous with a cereal killer!
I heard you like Lucky Charms!
by Miller12, 11-18-17

 

Camel Jock Straps for girls and boys are on sale this Christmas season.You can even add a cup size to your privy area.Thank God! I am wearing full body armour to ward off potential perverts!
Getting your panty's in a bunch will set the bar high and will also save the children!
by Miller12, 11-19-17

 

by Miller12
11-19-17
An arabian selling a pack of camels to an underage girl battalion can get you a front row seat at the golf convention!
What do I know? Camel Jockies are sent to America to scout the property for future development!
How did a mere donkey ride into the holy land turn into a three ring circus?
Welfare Department

 

by Miller12
11-21-17
Westernized Granny! I learned my matchmaking skills in the all men's club! He who holds my beautiful turkey in his hand will become our next President!
"Bumsboy" Matchmaker Services! What do you think this is a Cult Fellowship!
Freebirds

 

by Miller12
11-22-17
This breaking story from the innocent bystanders news desk.
Wild Turkey has been spotted on the rooftop of the Whitehouse! Now a word from our Sponcor!
Diablo! You are little tarred and feathered bird ,but your still in pretty good shape for the feast!
Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!
Potus! Welcome to The Turkey Embassy Roll Call!
Diablo! I'll have the turkey bacon and cheese croissant with a side of cranberry sauce Make It Snappy!

 

by Miller12
11-24-17

 

by Miller12
11-25-17
Bumrush! Grab your bazooka we have a lesbian brigade to fend off.They are combative and the the turkey vultures are starting to swarm the battlefield!
You had me at Bazooka!

 

Where The Boys Are!
by Miller12, 11-25-17

 

by Miller12
11-28-17
Day In An African Village .
South Africa Wins! The Universe!
Day At The Whitehouse.
BACON!
Day In Space
An intergalactic space object has been identified.
Have you seen my Teddy Bear Scout Master?

 

by Miller12
11-29-17
Captian! Pope Francis would like to see less mobile phone use during holy communion and more attentiveness amongst parishioners!
Sister Ann! Distracted church goers are a product of their own environment. Live Streaming herd mentality is a full time job!
The Hunters Creed.
Hunter! What we need is a miracle worker to heal the hearts of wounded worshippers! Have you ever been on a spiritual retreat ?
Sister Ann!We could all benefit from a weekend reading about the battle of wounded knee and Massasoit!

 

by Miller12
11-29-17
Captian! Pope Francis would like to see less mobile phone use during holy communion and more attentiveness amongst parishioners!
Sister Ann! Distracted church goers are a product of their own environment. Live Streaming herd mentality is a full time job!
The Hunters Creed.
Hunter! What we need is a miracle worker to heal the hearts of wounded worshippers! Have you ever been on a spiritual retreat ?
Sister Ann!We could all benefit from a weekend reading about the battle of wounded knee and Massasoit!

 

by Miller12
11-29-17
Captian! Pope Francis would like to see less mobile phone use during holy communion and more attentiveness amongst parishioners!
Sister Ann! Distracted church goers are a product of their own environment. Live Streaming herd mentality is a full time job!
The Hunters Creed.
Hunter! What we need is a miracle worker to heal the hearts of wounded worshippers! Have you ever been on a spiritual retreat ?
Sister Ann!We could all benefit from a weekend reading about the battle of wounded knee and Massasoit!

 

by Miller12
12-02-17
40 days and 40 nights lost at sea Wherethafugarewe Tribe!
The New World Fraternal Order Of Groping Propositions!
Before Christ! There was a peaceful gathering of the indigenous people who loved, lived and laughed together.
Sister Ann! I Want All The Sordid Details!
Diplomacy In The Courtroom! The Host will need some extra pads for these pockets!

 

Timmy! I am wearing a teddy to the free speech rally just like you asked me to. I pledge the boys fraternity.I promise not to speak unless spoken to!
I believe this is your First Chemise Symphony!
by Miller12, 12-03-17

 
by Miller12, 12-03-17

 

In rememberance of Pearl Harbor Day. Honor, Courage, and Sacrifice On December 7, 1941.
School Is In Session!
by Miller12, 12-07-17

 

The United States Of America Accepts Jerusalem As Israel's Capital.
Avi!
by Miller12, 12-07-17

 

Need I Say More!
by Miller12, 12-08-17

 

by Miller12
12-09-17
Library Of Congressmen and Congressional Leaders! Today we are highlighting "The Nation We Build Together" at The Smithsonian.
There Will Be Ride Assimilations throughout the day. I would also like to see first hand "How To Feed A Tarantula."
"Lithium" sublingual induced coma. I swear on a stack of bibles my perception of reality is right on the Biblebelt!
Descolada! Don't get too touchy feely with the ladies at the drinking contest.They are being paid to speak blasphemy.
Kajun! With all due respect I am here to See The Portrait Of Benjamin Franklin!

 

by Miller12
12-13-17
FYI! Some other upcoming events at The Smithsonian that pique my interest are "Meet a farm animal and Gorilla Talk."
AlphaMale! Why is there a conspiracy against the male farm animals being propagated by the media!
Female Hormonal Imbalances can wreak havoc on the solar system!.
Pre-Menstruating while my creator is Pre-Menopause!
Pre-Disposed to a here's a story condition could be Hereditary!

 

by Miller12
12-15-17
Speaking Of Smithsonian Institute ~ The "Butterfly Pavillion" and Tech Quest "Race To The Moon."

 

by Miller12
12-16-17
In Today's News Walt Disney Company has acquired 21st Century Fox!
There is no better way to celebrate The Christmas season than with an original copy of the Bill Of Rights and 20th Century Fox Debutante while drinking a bottle of 19 Crimes!
I go to space for one light year away and when I come back All Hell Breaks Loose! BTW the Forever Stamp is going up in Monatary Value!

 

Forever Football🏆
Forever Postage Stamp ✉
by Miller12, 12-16-17

 

by Miller12
12-17-17
Latest Research and Development
Mounting
Thrusting
In Recent News a newly appointed Mounting Monitor is donning a seat in The Senate.
Perfect Thrusting takes years of practice.It's all in the hip movement and exercising our 18th Ammendment Rights! Eat, Drink & Be Merry!
Descolda! Mount That Deer On The Trophy Wall! and could you please take it easy on my genitals UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO Viral!

 

by Miller12
12-19-17
*Fart*
*Fart*Fart*Fart!
Benjamin Franklin said "Fart Proudly" in a famous essay he wrote to the Royal Acadamy Of Brussels.
Flatulence is meant to be Sarcastic and so is the Presidency!

 

by Miller12
12-24-17
Somewhere in the north pole, two mice are withstanding subzero degree temperatures. In the cold just so humans can receive gifts of great literary work to read on Christmas Eve.
Let's read a poem "To a Mouse" 🐀 Robert Burns
"Of Mice and Men" John Steinbeck Let's Read Novel. 🐁
🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁🐀

 

All I want for Christmas is a Trumpy Bear!
Vikings and Knightfall live streaming on internet and now all we need is two easy payments of $19.95 Christmas Recovery Intervention!
by Miller12, 12-25-17

 

by Miller12
1-01-18
You must be the most eligible bachelor of the new Tribe. The book of revelations suggests someone will lead us into temptation, but will deliver us from evil! AMEN!
According to the numerology report and roman numerals 2018 Royal Regime has secured its place alongside 12 Nations Greatest Leaders!
"Tiny Bubbles In The Wine Makes Me Happy Makes Me Feel Fine!"
Dragonwood across the desert can make a man of faith see any snake in his path!
Finally! We can take down the burning cross and add a little serpentine to Holy Commune!

 

by Miller12
1-02-18
See You Next Tuesday Entertainment! I met a bachelor at his pad who does not believe in kissing. He said there are 8 diseases you can get just by kissing someone.
The KISSING Bandits are on the loose and it is up to the public to be aware that he or she may be a carrier of these 8 diseases! Safety Precautions!
Cold Sores,Mononucleosis, Hand&Mouth Disease,Strep Throat,Periodontitis,Meningitis, Mumps, and Influenza!
Did you kiss the feet? Tell me you kissed the feet!
Honestly! I stuck the foot in my mouth and said good day! Safety First!

 

by Miller12
1-04-18
This Morning Is An Eye Opener Storm Watch . The Word Of The Day Bombogenesis!
Bombcyclone remind me not to push the button! Bustery Conditions!

 
by Miller12, 1-04-18

 

by Miller12
1-07-18

 

by Miller12
1-08-18
Today's Periodic Table!
Helium(He),Neon(Ne),Argon(Ar),Krypton(Kr),Xenon(Xe),Radon(Rn),Oganesson(Og)
There is always a blonde boy in his boxer shorts who looks like my perfect DNA match!

 

by Miller12
1-09-18
Ruthenium,Rhodium,Palladium,Silver,Osmium,Iridium,Platinum Gold!
Oprah Fan!
Size doesn't matter. I can fit a gnome in the palm of my hand.
Taming the beast may take a little coaxing!

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