All comics by Rabid_Weasle

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by Rabid_Weasle
9-30-04
Nice work on photoshopping that tentacle rape into a comic for the FTC.
Thanks, I've had that thing on my computer for a while. It really got my creative juices flowing, just never knew what to do with it.
Of course they usually ended up flowing all over the bathroom sink.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-01-04

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-03-04
This is funny! What do you get when you cross a blonde chick with an octopus?
For fuck's sake, I'm back here! Put your damn glasses on!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-05-04
So... where does the, you know "red hair" come from?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-12-04
When it seems all hope is lost!
When it seems noone can save us!
There's one man you can count on, to stand up and fight for what's right!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-12-04

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-12-04
Landing preparations are complete!
Good! When are we ready to launch?
As soon as you give the orders, your highness.
Very well, launch the pods! These puny humans will forever remeber the day they were defeated by...
THE AROUSALBOTS!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-12-04
Mr. President, we have several unidentified flying objects entering Earth's atmosphere.
Yes Mr.President, I do think this is serious.
Yes Mr.President, I will tape the rest of Dora The Explorer for you.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-12-04
Dang nabbit! Somethin' gon dun an' blowed up ma farm!
Woowee, Missy! Is that a prarie dog in my britches or am I just happy to sees ya!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-12-04
Hey there sailor!
Why hello there m'dear! I must say you're about the prettiest thing I've seen since lunch!
I have an idea. How's about you and me go back to your place, strip naked and you can fire strained peas at me with a slingshot!
H-how did you know? My number one fantasy! My god...! So... AROUSED!
AIEEEEE!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-12-04
Mr. President, we're getting reports from all over the country about strange woman with the power to kill, purely through arousal!
My god... it's just as we've feared! We both know there's only one man for this type of job...
You don't mean?
That's right...
"...Wellington McNock!"
I say! These knickers would certainly chaff if I had the proper equipment!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-22-04
Did you guys see that episode of Law and Order last night? Reminded me of that time I was infiltrating a drug dealer's...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-26-04
Pepsi: It's shittier than Coke, but it's pretty dope.
God, what the fuck am I doing?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-29-04
If God didn't want is masturbating, he'd have put thorns on our hands.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-04-04
I M GOIN 2 RAPP U!!!111
Oh no!
Tune in next week when...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
11-28-04
Biff, Dave didn't show up. You'll have to give Bob's eulogy.
But -- I didn't really like Bob very much. In fact, I hated his guts.
Well, just think of something.
Remember that time Fabio got hit in the face with a duck on a roller coaster?
Well Bob died the same way... only with the windshield of my car and on a bench in the park.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-06-04
Remember kids, don't have sex with your grandma.
Unless you're Dan, because you seriously need to get on that shit!
Agreed.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-06-04
Remember kids, always wear a condom!
Agreed.
That bitch to my right is a good reason.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-13-04
How do the Christmas decorations look?
I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas.
But how can you say that, Pete?
It all started when I was a kid...
Merry Christmas papa!
Christmas is for fags.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-13-04
How do the Christmas decorations look?
I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas.
But how can you say that, Pete?
It all started when I was a kid...
Yay! Now I'm going to bend down to pick this present up! Exposing my young, supple asshole!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-14-04
Pop quiz class!
What's long and white and tastes like rum?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-17-04
Once upon a time a fairy godmother granted life to a small bird house. The only catch was that this bird house would fall in love with anyone who ever said the word "Ham".
Tragically though, the bird house unprepared for the shock of life suffered a fatal heart attack the second it first looked upon the world and tumbled from the tree to the ground below.
Even more tragically, a young couple having afternoon tea precariously near a land mine were blown to pieces after the bird house detonated said land mine.
Into the air their pieces fell, showering upon the land like a million tiny glistening jewels.
And that's why we Celebrate Christmas.
(This story is so good, when I tell it my grandma gives birth to an entire german family.)

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-17-04

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-18-04
Excuse me... uhhh... how much for a little action?
20 dolla!
I see... and how much is it if you're dead?
...wh-what?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-18-04
Unoriginal idea!
Unoriginal idea!
Banana!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-18-04
Your job will be to take the five styles that I give you and make a comic resembling each one. I don't care what the content is as long as you make it funny...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
12-20-04
Billy, have you ever touched a boob before?
Wh-what?
Answer the question Billy...
Uh... yeah... once this girl let me...
What's it like?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-03-05
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by Rabid_Weasle
1-20-05
Son, have you seen my weed wacker?
OMG! You said weed! LEWL!
And so he beat the shit out of him!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-26-05
At last, a home fit for a bodyless king!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-26-05
One day at the outhouse...
So then I says, "Them bowels ain't gonna be inspected for human intestinal parasitic worms by themselves."
Haha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
1-26-05
One day at the steakhouse...
So then I says, "Them orange roughy a la Florentine ain't gonna slowly marinade themselves in in a fine beurre blanc all by themselves."
Haha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-01-05
Hey! Why does this newbie keep killing me?
In Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn j00!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-02-05
...no, I think that colour is a little to dark to be cherry red.
Wrong cherry.
What?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-23-05
You can't make instant pudding with soy milk.
Oh, blood doesn't work either.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-28-05
DIE!
DIE DIE DIE!
I'm over here.
Bollocks!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-30-05
Listen, I'm sorry.
Oh, really? And is that going to dry my hair I specifically requested didn't get wet?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
3-30-05
Dum dee dum, da doot doo.
Dooo doot doo doo da.
Hey! What are you doing to my flower garden?
Bollocks!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
4-14-05
Just a few more minutes and that coconut should be warm enough.

 

Brad has no testicles.
lewl!
by Rabid_Weasle, 4-21-05

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-03-05
Give me a beer!
And then he went home and beat his wife!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-27-05
Alright, how about I take those pants off now - what the...!
Errr...
What the hell is that?
Blast! I never should have invested my trust into that monger of illicit goods!
Earlier...
Don't worry, I've been using one for years and nobodies noticed!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-23-05
Remember that cartoon Cro that was on ABC in the mornings? What a pile of bullshit.
Hahaha! It's true! It's so true! --HURK!--
Decicated to Walter Schwartzman, the only other person who remembers Cro.

 

Well... almost.
Whoops! Dropped my wallet!
by Rabid_Weasle, 9-03-05

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-21-05

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-26-05
Dear Fag, is there some kind of formal conversation about who is going to pitch and who will catch or is there some form of telepathy involved, like ants have? Or do you just wing it?
Wouldn't it be weird if you both bent over at the same time? And you're all like waiting and you both turn around and there's that awkward moment and you're like "Oh, I thought you..."
..."and he's like "oh, I thought you..." and you share an uncomfortable laugh...that's really more of a thought than a question. Anyway, how is that all figured out?"
Why do people keep sending me these type of questions!?

 

Look, I'm a sportsman. I'll let you choose the way you want to die.
All right, how about old age?
by Rabid_Weasle, 9-27-05

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-03-05
Please, tell me what symptoms you are experiencing.
Well... inflamation, constipation, irritation, lack of concentration, painful gyration, infestation, dislocation, vibration, pupil dilation, slight mutation and inability for procreation.
I've tried everything from medication, relaxation on vacation, meditation, starvation, imitation, lubrication, oxygenation respiration, regulation of dehydration, isolation, and even vaccincation.
Doctor have you any inspiration to an explanation to my demoralization? Have a realization to my frustration as I have expectation from someone of your occupation. No hesitation, I need information!
Narration!
My only recommendation is this invitation to an opertation of most innovation! Your acceleration to your hospitalization has no accomodation of hestiation!
My only hesitation to such a destination is a combination of expectation to termination or vegitation!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-04-05
Why should I be elected Host of CC 300? Well for one I have fought for an increase in social establishments! This has seen an exponetial increase in 'walks-into-a-bar' jokes.
Bringing better education for our children characters! Showing an increase in biting political satire!
And more bathrooms creating an increase in... uh... poop jokes....... Actually, sorry about that one...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
2-03-06
I swear to god, if one more guy rejects me I'm just going to hang myself!
Hey, he's kinda cute!
Going my way big boy?

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