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by Tigerchild
9-29-04
..look, just explain it. it's all in the script
why do I always have to do it?
because she said so!
but it's so stupid!
JUST. SAY. YOUR. LINES!
She's sorry about beating up God, she didn't want to offend anyone but she was very upset about something and felt that He was taking the piss too much

 

by Tigerchild
10-02-04
why aren't you at your second cousin's wedding?
hmm, let's see. relatives i haven't seen in years, relatives I met as a toddler and am now supposed to remember
all of them telling me how much I've grown and asking if I have a boyfriend yet, and it'd go on like tha t ALL NIGHT! so, what do you say to that?
....what's on the telly?
my thoughts exactly

 

by Tigerchild
10-03-04
who the hell are you?
da new kitties
da new kitties
I'm going to talk to Tigerchild about this!

 

by Tigerchild
10-11-04
...and then we've got to do this, this and this by the end of the week
oh, and that form that I gave out 2 minutes a go has to be completed in the next 5 seconds or you won't get any UCAS points for it
...searching for, Versace pictures, jewellery designers, sculpture artists and fabric providers

 

by Tigerchild
10-19-04
no comic today, she's still busy
Nothing to see here, move along
I told you, she's busy. Go away

 

by Tigerchild
10-22-04
TC? you OK? You haven't died in there have you?
ZZZzzZZZzz

 

by Tigerchild
10-23-04
...Now ladies and gentelmen, prepare to be amazed as Sir Adrien Dangerous hurls himself off the top of this building!
tapping on every window!
...tapping on every window!
amd saying 'hello cutie!' to every secratery I pass on my descent!
...and saying..hello secratery...oh never mind!

 

by Tigerchild
10-23-04
today, we've got Crocodile Snogging!
but we haven't GOT a crocodile!
I know that!
so...what do we do?
ok...um...you'll have to pretend to be a crocodile and I'll snog you
you're not fooling me like that again!

 

by Tigerchild
10-26-04
Now, first, Sir Adrien will memorise the sentence written on this piece of paper!
remember, I have never seen this sentence before in my life!
Sir Adrien, will you confirm that I have never seen this sentece before?
...it looks like your handwriting

 

by Tigerchild
10-26-04
first up, torture by...THUMBSCREW!
scene censored
*crunch* *crunch* *squelch* *gush*
I will not talk
next, torture by female dog!
No! No!...it's a bitch

 

by Tigerchild
10-26-04
tonight, the talented and curvey Sir Adrien will be shot through a window, through another window
through a hoop of fire, through a solid brick wall
and into...a bucket of pertol!!!
I beg your pardon!?

 

by Tigerchild
10-26-04
anyway, moving along, we come to THIS!
It's a bloody cannon!
It's a bloody cannon!
can I have a go?
No! Now shut up and get in there!

 

by Tigerchild
10-27-04
Today, Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to attempt to become the President of the United States!
what?
and my lovely assisstant, Sir Adrien, would like to attempt to become the First Lady!
and just when was all this decided!?
15 minutes ago, now piss off!

 

by Tigerchild
10-27-04
Now, obviously many of you won't have time to rush out and vote me in as President of the United States
so, regisister your vote through the television. Simply turn off your computer monitor for 15 seconds! OK, Reg, hit the lights!
*Clang!*
No, no. Reg, turn the lights OFF!

 

by Tigerchild
10-27-04
I've gone blind!
Who cares?
I do!
Look, just go and check how the voting is going will you?
hmm, a few people are tapping their monitors, looking thoughtful
Great!

 

by Tigerchild
10-28-04
thank you ladies and gentlemen!
I am now the president of the United States! ME!!!!
well, let's face it, I've got to to be better than George W. Bush, right?
Richie, an internal ulcer is better than George W. Bush.

 

by Tigerchild
10-28-04
TC! That last comic was terrible! IT was totally mis-leading!
how?
it was called 'exploding politicians' but nothing exploded
ok, tell you what, you and Tom go stand over there on the left hand side of the stage and I'll see what I can do
ladies and gentlemen: exploding politicians

 

by Tigerchild
11-02-04
watch
this space
soon to be filled with entertainment

 

by Tigerchild
11-10-04
God, this sucks!
#PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!#
5 minutes later
this is REALLY pissing me off!
#NOW THAT YOU'RE SEEING SOMEONE ELSE I REALISE I LOVE YOU!#
5½minutes later
ok, I'm out of here
#I PROMISE THAT I WON'T DUMP YOU FOR SOMEONE ELSE THIS TIME!#

 

by Tigerchild
11-15-04
right, just got to put the zip on and it's done!
Tigerchild
then I can start the cloak
Tigerchild! the noise from your opening your tool box was far too distracting! I am TRYING to give a lecture!
sorry?
good. Now, don't work on the sewing machines until I've finished speaking

 

by Tigerchild
11-20-04
it's that time of year again
which means that I am sick, sick, sick
which means no comic for you!

 

by Tigerchild
11-21-04
yep, today is my 19th birthday!
happy birthday TC!
happy birthday TC!
Happy birthday TC!

 

by Tigerchild
12-03-04
Hello! I'm am Richard Dangerous and this is Sir Adrian Dangerous!
(Richie!)
(not now!) Anyway, Tigerchild felt that we needed to end the Saga properly, so she's letting us do this comic
(But Richie...!)
(I said shut up!) So, anyway...
Richard, there is a LIVE crocodile IN the STUDIO! I am going HOME now! Goodnight!

 

by Tigerchild
12-03-04
OK, fine! With my partner gone, it just remains for me to say...
there is a live crocodile in the studio....OH MY GOD!!!

 

by Tigerchild
12-12-04
when the entire cast breaks into song
Hit it!
#Sooo-dium! S-o-oodiu-hu-hum!#
when the entire cast breaks into song
#soooooodi-uuuuum! S-o-odium!#
#soooo-ooo-oooo-oooodium!#
over chemical compounds
#Sodium!#
it's sodium, baby!

 

by Tigerchild
12-15-04
before anyone comments, she's decided that she's not making comics for awhile
basically, she's tired and and can't be bothered right now.
thus endeth the annoucement

 

by Tigerchild
12-17-04
Hey, November 5th came early this year
ew
look, they're making him visit New Jersey
this film would be one of the greats...if it didn't suck so bad
ouch, you bitch

 

by Tigerchild
12-21-04
can't possibly be
as bad as
my migraine

 

by Tigerchild
12-24-04
Hey, Sw1tch, don't we normally do a christmas thing around about now?
oh, dude! I thought you knew
knew what?
she didn't have time to think up one this year
well there's a fine merry christmas!
I know, she's getting so lazy!

 

by Tigerchild
12-24-04
Stage 1: Slight irritation
let me on the information superhigh way, you stupid little-
Stage 2: Complete irritation
LET ME ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY! I WANT ON TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!
Stage 3: Tech Support?
Please! Don't hang up! [sobbing] I just wanted on to the information super highway. [sob]
please stay on the line, you're call is important and will be answered in the order in which it was recieved [elevator music]

 

by Tigerchild
12-26-04
give me an 'S'!
No
give me an 'A'!
no
Give me a 'T'?
nu-uh

 

by Tigerchild
12-26-04
but you've gotta give me SOMETHING
well, actually, no , we really don't
he's right, ya know
well, at least give me the other 'T'
*whispering*
*whispering*

 

by Tigerchild
12-26-04
OK, we've disscussed it
and?
We can give you an 'M', an 'R', a small 'x' and ONE 'L'
So... MRxL, then! Yay!!

 

by Tigerchild
12-30-04
Hey! TC!

 

by Tigerchild
12-30-04
TC? Hello?
TC, here you are! Why didn't you ans- oh, I see
Tiffany's on-line jewellery catalouge

 

by Tigerchild
1-04-05
[voice of readers] Hey! Tigerchild!
yes?
Where's the details of your New Years Eve?
Hah! Like I'm actually going to show you?

 

by Tigerchild
1-12-05
...and so, as we can see here
bombing is actually BENEFICIAL to the desert
left alone, it is far too placid...and it's oil rich soil goes untapped...the precious, money making oil....
OK, who's idea was it to let George W take the lecture?

 

by Tigerchild
1-25-05
It is I, Turkey Volume Guessing Man!
?
Turkey Volume Guessing Man!
what?
Turkey. Volume. Guessing. Man!
in all honesty, your guess is as good as mine

 

by Tigerchild
1-31-05
So...you can guess the volume of any turkey?
No
you're...able to deliver a LOT of guesses about turkeys, there by creating som economic-
No
Er, you help turkeys out by guessing their volume?
No

 

by Tigerchild
1-31-05
Look, will you just tell me?
OK, my powers are -
Hey look! Squirrels!
...so what do you think?
Truthfully, I was expecting something some awesome

 

by Tigerchild
2-06-05
well, that be a lesson to all of us...
yeah, never use nuclear bombs to uncover ancient civilisations buried in the sand

 

by Tigerchild
3-11-05
y'know...this is just BLOODY TYPICAL!
what?
I tell you I'm Turkey Volume Guessing Man and you don't get it!
Well, just screw you, TC!

 

by Tigerchild
3-20-05
so she said that we should give this message
yeah, see some weird stuff happened and then some more stuff, so she...
Hey look! Squirrels!
...and THAT'S why she's not making comics
wow

 

by Tigerchild
3-25-05
ZZZzzzZZZzzzzzz
hey, she's hung a sign on her door
what's it say?
I'm sleepin'. I will not wake up for: laundry, cooking, cleaning, explosions, rains of herrings, hobbits or unexpected events
s'gonna be pretty boring around here for the next fortnight then

 

by Tigerchild
3-27-05
Good Friday
...ad thus, Juesus Christ the Saviour was crucified for our sins...
Saturday
and don't forget the showing of the ressurection on BBC 2 tomorrow at 10 am
repeated at 1pm, 4pm and 10pm
Easter Sunday
OMG! The Cave where we buried Jesus! It's empty!
Christ is Risen!

 

by Tigerchild
3-27-05
Politics. Politics. Immigration. Unemployment.
Homosexuality. Politics. Racism. Greed.
Politics. Voilence. Drugs. Unemployment. Homosexuality. True Love.

 

by Tigerchild
3-30-05
YES! OH YES!!
SWEET JESUS YES!
OH YES!
New DVD

 

by Tigerchild
4-08-05
...three people were injured in a knife fight somewhere in london, but that's unimportant...
the country's going down the toilet alright
compared to our top story: The date for the marriage of harles and camilla parker bowles is set to be televised all day on BBC 1, 2 and 3
but I think it's from the LACK of graphic stuff on television
BBC 4 will be showing a series of historical programmes about the history of the royal family

 

by Tigerchild
4-09-05
all other programmes are cancelled today, so that we can bring you a minute by minute account of...
shit!
et tu, radio?
...the wedding of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles
finally....
Tom! Sw1tch! I'm setting fire to the country! Meet me in Switzerland!

 

by Tigerchild
5-27-05
just fuck everything. men are shallow bastards and life is pointless

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