Life Without Broadband

Author: Tigerchild

Date: December 24, 2004

by Tigerchild
12-24-04
Stage 1: Slight irritation
let me on the information superhigh way, you stupid little-
Stage 2: Complete irritation
LET ME ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY! I WANT ON TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!
Stage 3: Tech Support?
Please! Don't hang up! [sobbing] I just wanted on to the information super highway. [sob]
please stay on the line, you're call is important and will be answered in the order in which it was recieved [elevator music]