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by dcomposed
11-23-03
I really need to get a job... I'll see what's available.
hmm.. drug dealer... hooker... car theif... dole bludger... cop...
Wow, this really is a city of opportunity.

 

by dcomposed
11-23-03
What do you think you're doing?
Walking home... from school... to my house... where I live...
Is that right?
Yeah.
Gonna have to beat you up for that.

 

by dcomposed
11-23-03
I heard you were selling something over here, something you shouldn't be selling...
I just sold a dvd player on eBay, I guess I should have kept it in case my other four stop working.
DON'T GET SMART WITH ME! I'm gonna have to beat you up and search you now.
Fair enough.
And if you have anything valuable, I'm going to steal it and say you never had it. You can't even tell the cops!

 

by dcomposed
11-23-03
Hey.... you wanna buy some weed?

 

by dcomposed
11-23-03
You can't stand here.
Why not?
You're standing in front of that wall, someone might want to look at it.
But if I stand further away from the wall I'll look stupid.
If you keep standing here you'll look stupid lying on the ground after I beat you.

 

by dcomposed
11-23-03
[15:42:38] * IvyThePlant has left #stripcreator
:(
I miss Ivy.
[15:08:21] * IvyThePlant has joined #stripcreator
:)

 

by dcomposed
11-23-03
dcom
You made me cry yesterday.
I had to go see a therapist today.
I was wondering why you'd left the house.

 

by dcomposed
11-24-03
I'm such a fucking atheist.
dcom, buy me stuff for Christmas

 

by dcomposed
11-24-03
She's a dumb bitch.
LOL

 

by dcomposed
11-24-03
God, you are stupid.
I call god stupid all the time.
But you're an atheist.
I know, I want to call him stupid just in case.
Oh, so in case he is there, you can still go to hell?

 

by dcomposed
11-24-03
I'm such a bitch.
Well, you're a girl. You're meant to be.
No, that's a myth. Not all girls are bitches.
Well I don't think all guys are niggers either, but like rap says..
Niggers and bitches!

 

by dcomposed
11-24-03
100 "Why I Hate" comics!
This calls for something special.
New background!

 

by dcomposed
11-24-03
METAL METAL METAL METAL METAL METAL
(twiztid)
They did a show here last month.. so many 14 year old retards in clown paint.
uh-huh
By the way, did I tell you about my new band? We're so metal we wear face paint.

 

by dcomposed
11-24-03
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by dcomposed
11-25-03
I really have a lot of work to do, but kitty might be on soon...
Ten hours later
Can't be long now...
Result:
Hey Will, You failed all your classes! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fuck.

 

by dcomposed
11-25-03
Hey, you got some mail.
Damn it, why do people insist on sending me stuff? STUPID MAIL!
It's better than a female!
NO IT'S FUCKING NOT!
I already know you're gay, just admit it.

 

by dcomposed
11-25-03
The Brogan who stole Christmas.
Yes. That is me.
You gonna give it back?
Nope.
Wow, you're mean. I would have just stolen Labour Day or something no one cares about.

 

by dcomposed
11-26-03
Hi boo.
lewl

 

by dcomposed
11-27-03
Hey dcom, heard it was your birthday!
WHAT?!? How do you know about that?
You told me in a pm a while ago.
Oh, right. Everyone else had to find out through trickery.
You mean I told them?
Yes. You trick.

 

by dcomposed
11-27-03
I couldn't find any real food today so I just drank Pepsi and ate a whole bunch of crap that was like 80% sugar.
Maybe I will buy some real food tomorrow.
Untill then, I have a few keys somewhere.

 

by dcomposed
11-27-03
Happy turkey day, yo!
It's Presidents Day already?

 

by dcomposed
11-27-03
I'm so smart. I'm so smart. I'm so smart. I'm so smart. You are not just doing hip-hop. I'm so smart. I'm so smart. You are hip-hop.
I'm so smart. I'm so smart. INTELLECT. I'm so smart. I'm so smart. INTELLECT. I'm so smart. I'm so smart. I'M SO SMART. You are not just doing hip-hop, you are hip hop, intellect, intellect.
Why would I want to rap about anything else? I'm too smart for that.

 

by dcomposed
11-27-03
Who the hell are you?
I'm just a guy.
A new guy?
Nah.
I been one like 17 years.

 

by dcomposed
11-28-03
Rock and rap just don't mix.
Someone better tell Run DMC then. They might have to take back their whole careers.
Who?

 

by dcomposed
11-28-03
Hi Rabid.
wangs
How's it going?
dongs
mhm
wangs

 

by dcomposed
11-28-03
It's like 40°C here.
Do you not know how to convert that to regular temperature? Or did you just forget that we dont go by celcius over here in the real countries?
I don't wish to convert it for primitive countries.
What makes us primitive?
Well.. you solve your problems with violence.

 

by dcomposed
11-28-03
TEXT EDITED OUT oMGWTFROFFLERUFUS

 

by dcomposed
11-28-03
And that's the news for tonight.
Peace out.
War in.

 

by dcomposed
11-29-03
YAY! SNOWDUDES!
(melting)
(melting)
(melting/dancing)
Stupid summer.

 

by dcomposed
11-30-03
Australia
The Cockblock Ocean
Canada

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Hi, I'm some retard from some company calling to make you buy stuff.
I'll be happy to buy whatever it is you're selling, but can you call back in twenty three minutes?
Twenty three minutes?
Yeah, I was about to shave an old lady, I'll be back in twenty three minutes, but then I have to leave again. So twenty two minutes is too early, twenty four is too late.
I'll call back in twenty three minutes then.
Thanks man.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Hi, I'm that guy from that company, you wanted me to call you back in twenty three minutes?
Yeah. TWENTY THRE MINUTES AGO!! Where were you?
Waiting twenty three minutes.
Well you left it twenty three minutes too late, I don't want whatever you've got anymore.
But you said...

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Hey I'm some loser from some loser company and I'm going to cry if you don't answer my annoying questions.
I already answered your questions.
You did?
Yeah, you just called me five minutes ago. Don't you remember?
Oh, sorry about that..
Sucker.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
I'm some chick.. answer my bloody questions!
Alright, but I'm masturbating so I might not be very good at it.
You... what?
So what are you wearing?

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Hey, a girl with a webcam!
Five hours later
Come on, show me your tits.
Another five hours later
Damn it, if I was watching porn I would have seen many breasts by now. JUST SHOW MY YOUR FUCKING TITS!!

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Ooh, Hip Hop Hunnies 3 is on in an hour!
Until then I'll just search Yahoo chats for girls with webcams.
Don't you have a girlfriend or something?
I don't know.. I hope she has a webcam if I do.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
I made a comic about why I hate her.
But it was mean so I deleted it.
I hate Chicka because I can't hate Chicka.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Hi I represent Brian, the..
Who the hell is Brian?
He's an independent carpet cleaner in the...
Well you could have said. I can't be expected to know Brian.
But I tried to tell you, you wouldn't...
There was a kid named Brian in my high school drama class, you could be talking about him for all I know.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
I am calling for Brian the carpet cleaner who is in the Screen Street area and is looking to see if anyone wants their carpet cleaned.
Oh.
Yes, that's what I was trying to tell you.
So do you want your carpet cleaned?
I'm not even in that area anymore.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Well are you still in the Frankston area?
Yeah.
Then you're still close enough to have carpet cleaned.
I don't have any carpet.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Well we clean all floors, not just carpet.
Well I just moved in, the floor here is pretty clean.
I'm sure it couldn't be too clean after all the moving.
Yeah.. well..
I don't think I have a floor.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
You have to have a floor.
I live in an experimental house with water for a floor and I get around on a blow up couch.
Can we clean your walls then?

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
So what are you wearing?
What's that got to do with anything?
I like to know what the people I'm talking to look like.
I'm wearing a shirt... and a skirt..
THAT RHYMES! Wow, rhymes so hot.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
The way people greet me:
YAY! MY GAY HOMIE!
Warning: homosexual has entered the room
Hey fag!

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
* You were kicked from #r---j----h-- by k------ (fag)
#r---j----h-- unable to join channel (address is banned)
www.suicidetips.com

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
DCOM!
MANKIND IS BACK ON RAW!
FUCK YOU!
I WAS FUCKING WAITING FOR IT TO COME ON HERE YOU FUCK!

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
"However little one might know about Lizzie Borden, she is forever immortalized in the playground verse"
"Lizzie Borden took an axe, And gave her mother forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
AWESOME!
OMG. Yer showing some non-gayness there. Watchout.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
vet(eran)
3 more and I'm a vet!
Imma vet anyway.
Can you help my cat then? He's sick.
Just pull your dick out of his throat.
(stupid third panel)

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
I heard that the guy who says "lets' get ready to rumble" was caught in bed with a german... shepard
I also heard they're trying to clone Andre The Giant. And he's going to take over a small asian country.
(I know it's Ric, Rabid said Rick. I also know it's Yokozuna)
And i heard that Rick Flair is going to get a penis genetically sewn on.
I heard that they killed Yokazuna and fed him to an african country.
I heard that Hulk Hogan is really a chick, and that her husband beats her.
I heard Rabid was an annoying wanker.

 

by dcomposed
12-01-03
Where's Goldust from?
They announce him as being from Hollywood, but I think it's Austin, TX.
He's from Gaytopia. In the country of Faggot Land.
Where Liberace is the Prime Minister.

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