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I'll do Nudity, but only if its integral to the story!
by dylan_99, 10-04-08

 

by dylan_99
10-04-08
My son keeps asking me to borrow 50 P!
Just tell him that 'your staying out of the sub-prime lending market!'

 

Oh-No, this comic is only 1 panel long...
Quick say something funny!
by dylan_99, 10-04-08

 

by dylan_99
10-05-08
Hoth
Oh my god, its that famous black guy from the Original Trilogy! I've gotta get a picture of this with my Data thingy!
Um...Can i help you?
No, your doing great, just stand there let me just get a photo of you....Wait your not That Black Guy, he died in Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith!
Well cleary not, if i was i'd be over 300 years old!
Is it true all BLACK JEDI'S look alike?
You lying Imposter I'm gonna kill you!
i just work here...

 

by dylan_99
10-05-08
Back on the Jedi Planet
Well, how did you search go young Padawan?
Not so good, first i get beat up by some black guy pretending to be The Famous Black Guy from episode 3...
Then i get kicked in the balls by some Ewoks after i took their 'lucky' charms, i've had it with being a Jedi...
I think my future lies in the path of a vacuum salesmen who goes door to door.

 

by dylan_99
10-05-08
Hey Ted, did you hear that that old sea turtle passed away the other day and they're renting out his place?
No way get out, but its gonna be impossible to rent since his shell WAS his home...
True, the resell value is gonna go down huge!

 

Oh, great stuck behind a shark during Trafic Jam... F--king wonderful!
by dylan_99, 10-05-08

 

by dylan_99
10-06-08
Oh, no because of my skirt, whenever i kick my underwear can be seen...
Damn you typical Japanese Humor...

 

by dylan_99
10-06-08
Have you ever wondered what life would be like without restrictions?
WONDERLAND
No why do you ask?

 

by dylan_99
10-06-08
So what do we do now?
well we wait and see, but first i must go talk to the head elders about your graduation.
Talking with Nzawerto Ghj
Do you really think he is ready for graduation?
Lord no, but we might as well let him graduate, i mean he's not getting anywhere with basic jedi training!
And look at the wall behind me, he's already cost 47 million credits worth of damage, with that bloody flux compassador!

 

by dylan_99
10-06-08
Look Beth, seeing as how we have only been placed in the 3rd season, like 2 comics total, i don't see why your complaining?
Because, The Captain promised me the papers to the ship and all the crew when he left and i never got them. Not only that but nobody can do things around here properly so i have clearly have to do it!
Oh My God, your not going to believe this Beth...
whats the matter?
TOPSCORE!
According to this Your B*tch attitude has gone from a 3 to a 10!

 

by dylan_99
10-06-08
The Captain and Spork
The STARS of Captain's Log
Ronnie Redshirt and Beth B*tch
SEASON THREE
DON'T FORGET TO READ CAPTAIN'S LOG SEASON 1 & 2 IN PREVIOUS COMICS!
Master Fishand and Master Gnome
NOW AVAILABLE ON STRIPCREATOR FROM DYLAN_99
I WANTED TO SAY THAT, JERK!

 

how many roads must a man walk down?
by dylan_99, 10-06-08

 
by dylan_99, 10-06-08

 

by dylan_99
10-07-08
CANYON OF CRKASSKALAKC
Well here we are Gimli, the Canyon of CRKASSKALAKC
I'm sorry, what?
The canyon of CRKASSKALAKC, you know the same Canyon of CRKASSKALAKC that we're gonna save the princess from the evil Canyon of CRKASSKALAKC Monster...THE KRAKEN!!!
where VOWELS not around when they decieded to name this place?

 

by dylan_99
10-07-08
This here is my diagram of the company's computer grid system!
There's nothing there...
30 seconds later
Well, the important part is that 'HE' thought there was a diagram of the computers gird system!

 

by dylan_99
10-07-08
You wanted to see me sir?
Yes, your work ethic has gone down huge in the last 3 days. Is there something i should know about?
Other than my wife's b*tchy Sister is staying over for about a week and i can't get much sleep, with her two hellion children screaming at 3:30 in the morning!
i'm sorry to hear that, but if you need help...i know a guy

 

by dylan_99
10-09-08
I have a question
alright shoot man!
If we're are against communist's then why do we all drive Volts Wagons?
What do you mean dude?
It's a German made car!

 

by dylan_99
10-09-08
It's supposed to be a crowd of people looking at one man!
Well Wikipedia is a great website! I mean where else are you gonna find information about everything! Its a wonderful tool to use!
Citation Needed!

 

by dylan_99
10-09-08
Think hard about this! George Bush
Sir, I've adjusted all the Wikipedia entries that didn't conform to your version of events!
Thank You Wesley. I don't know how we ever managed without it!

 

by dylan_99
10-09-08
Why the hell are you constantly staring over the fence?
I have a garden fetish, i like watching your Bush Grow!

 

by dylan_99
10-10-08
I was thinking of working for the government when i got older but the thought of working for acronym kinda scared me!
MMS is part of the DOI in the USA!
With all those initials, theres no pretense! They just don't want you to know what they do!

 

Thelma...I hope you know that what we're about to do is gonna raise our auto insurance premiums!
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

The truth is here!
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

We've got the results from your stool samples!
Animal crackers in my poop?
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

I see live people!
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

Enjoying 'Hannibal' isn't really a sufficient reason for appyling to become a doctor!
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

Yes Mr.Wilson face transplants are a THEORETICAL possibility and no...you can't have Brad Pitt's!
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

Yes. i did watch 3 pay per view movies while you were gone! Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

by dylan_99
10-10-08
We're taking a empty lot to build on and old indian burial ground!
Don't you watch movies? its probably haunted!
But on the plus side there is no sign of asbestos!

 

Can i borrow a pen?
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

by dylan_99
10-10-08
What are the requirments of working here?
Well you don't have to be RACIST but if you are, i suppose no one will notice!

 

What are the weight limits on the truck to the US Senor?
25 people standing and 40 people laying down!
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

You better hurry up! this is the last chance to piss in the bushes before the motorway!
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

I'm what you might call a 'people person'
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

Welcome to the 'Sex Education Film' would you like smirking or non-smirking?
by dylan_99, 10-10-08

 

apparently elephants never forget!
You didn't for get the condom's did you?
................
by dylan_99, 10-11-08

 

I can't take the strees anymore! i'm constantly bombarded with more and more conflicting advice!
Have you considered broading your portfolio to minimise the risk of volatile stocks?
by dylan_99, 10-11-08

 

i see, so what your saying is that you woke up this morning and your women had done left you?
by dylan_99, 10-11-08

 

You praying to me?! you praying to me?! you must be, cuz i don't see anyone else standing here!
by dylan_99, 10-11-08

 

by dylan_99
10-12-08
How come it's taking you so long to find my car?
kojak used to solve murders in less than an hour!

 

by dylan_99
10-12-08
You don't look so well!
You know me...
im always 'Dragon' before my morning coffee!

 

Remember class, i want a book report on 'Around the Garden in 80 days' handed in by friday!
by dylan_99, 10-12-08

 

by dylan_99
10-14-08
I was watching the election, not of it made sense! WHY?
Well theres lots of things that don't make sense!
Arizona rejecting Daylight savings time, Brail on the buttons at the drive through ATM and Cats!
I don't understand cats either!
Same, they're like freaks of nature!

 

by dylan_99
10-14-08
Check out my NEW Executive Office!
Well, i guess its true what they say...
And whats that?
Only if its a women!
Sleeping with the boss does pay!

 

by dylan_99
10-14-08
We have something from Hector tonight: What would you say (as a women) if i as your boyfriend confronted you and asked if you look at other men?
Well Hector, i'd probably say, 'yes i look at other men, but i don't find them attractive either!'

 

by dylan_99
10-14-08
From Lisa: I have a Islamic neighbour and he bugs the hell out of me, am i racist?'
I'd say 'No' Lisa, some people just can't stand their 'More Militant than you' attitude!

 

by dylan_99
10-14-08
today's is from Robert 'Where should i go for my family vacation?'
Why not Papua, i hear its the new guinea!

 

by dylan_99
10-14-08
From Albert: How do you think Eco-Friendly cars will work?'
Well, Albert. I imagine that they'll just put the exhaust pipe on the inside!

 

by dylan_99
10-14-08
From Greg: For hobbies i want to save the whales and the rainforests, Free the Chelienham one legalise cannabis and save the ozone layer! what do you think of this?'
I think you need to be more focussed!

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