All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
4-08-05
This love spell better work it is 100 % guaranteed or money back.
Hey man ! That was Cool !
This is a private ceremony off limits to the public.You are disrupting the magnetic field.
Love is the essential force in human nature.Extreme love calls for extreme measures !
I asked mother nature to bring me my soulmate and this is my reward.A hippie throwback from the 60's wearing a shirt that says Love !
I paid 79$ to get ''Gay Attraction'' How much did you pay?

 

by xxxenon
4-08-05
Either I am on a really bad acid trip or you are going to disappear with the snap of my fingers.
You want to go to a Greatful Dead concert?
Earthy crunchy is not my style !
I thought you were of the Earth & Nature Religion.
I am but, I wouldn't be caught dead with someone wearing that outfit.
Somebody just took our picture !

 

by xxxenon
4-10-05
Great ! Well if we can pay to get ourselves into this love spell we can pay to get ourselves out.I know this witch doctor,for 29.00$ he can undo any hex
I am sure it is just a temporary jinxed condition,nothing a little weed cant fix
Are you a drug dealer?
I am an herb specialist
I have an idea we can sprinkle garlic powder over eachother and do a rain dance,that should get rid of the evil spirits.We are under universal light and protection
Do you want to go to a Godspell Concert ?

 

by xxxenon
4-12-05
Did you see that flash of light in the Sky?
It looks like a flying Saucer !
I believe we have entered the Spirit World.
Hey man ! this is one groovy trip I dont want to miss.
Dont look now but, the Incredible Hulk is making a come back.
Your spiritual perception is Right On !

 

by xxxenon
4-12-05
We are the rulers of the higher mind over the lower elements.Earthlings are insulting our intelligence.
It is time to awake the cosmic consciousness and free the Universe.
We are ceremonial magicians who contain the hidden mysteries within the earth.
The Pentagram is is a human star of golden proportion.It is the protection against evil.
We are entering a World of 3D reality created by electromagnetic energies.

 

by xxxenon
4-12-05
Who are you ?
I am the Green Man.Caretaker of this Chapel.
I heard about you thru the grape vine.Your the spirit energy inherent in every cell of the vegetative realm.
I am God of the Forest !
Is it true the grass is always greener on the other side ?
Life is like taking a walk in the dark forest & creatures are looking at you from amoung the trees.You planted the seed of fertility.DNA knowledge is encoded within the seed.

 

by xxxenon
4-12-05
Why are you here?
This graveyard is a gateway to mans understanding in relation to this planet.It is also under scrutiny.
What kind of scrutiny ?
Non evasive scanning.A process which scans physical areas returning information about materials without disturbing the site.
Does this have anything to do with the Grand Lodge of England ?
Shhhh,we dont want to disturb the Peace !

 

by xxxenon
4-12-05
Did someone say Peace?
So your the marijuana pro activist involved with the feminist Movement.
Green Peace and EPA approved !
The United states Government is fighting a war against drugs.You are a threat to their Livelyhood.
What about the peace pipe it is a sacred tradition? They cant take that away from us.''The Lord Give it.''
She's got a point !

 

by xxxenon
4-13-05
Where are you taking me?
To a mystery school where you are going to study politics and religion.You will learn about Pythagorean philosophy and why it was supressed for political reasons.
Is that the same as Gnostic & Hermetic?
Yes ,they are on the same path.Pythagoras was a scholar,teacher and leader famous for his awareness of music,arithmetic, and sacred Geometry.
Devine Knowledge threatens the authority power of the Church.Have you heard the saying ''Cardinal,Bishop,Law''
Yes Men subservient to their carnal desires.In keeping with the traditional secrecy of witchcraft I initiate you into the quintessential spirit of a Conclave !

 

by xxxenon
4-13-05
Are you a Greek Philosopher?
I am your spiritual guide.Think of me as the great seal from which all things originate.
I got a D in philosophy class and had to have a tutor in math. I am not sure where I fit into this family portrait. Oh ! and my Penmanship is Kindegarten.
You are a Thespian,with extensive word vocabulary.It spells S-U-C-C-E-S-S
I had no role models growing up. I learned how to thumb a ride when I was 7 years old. I often feel like a Ward Of The State.
Roots are the building blocks for words.You have developed a strong family structure despite your disfuntional childhood.I want to show you a famous painting done by Raphael in 1510-11.

 

by xxxenon
4-13-05
I love Art !
Pythagoras is shown in this brilliant painting which also shows most of the Greek Philosophers.
What are their names?
Socrates,Plato,Aristotle and Euclid.
Now I understand ''Surreal Life''
Do you want to go to a Toga Party ?

 

by xxxenon
4-13-05
What is your baby's name?
Stacy
What does it mean?
If it is a boy the word is a diminutive of the name Eustace which means ''Fertile''
What if it is a girl?
If it is a girl the word is a diminutive of the name Anastasia which means ''Resurrection''

 

by xxxenon
4-18-05
Iron,Lead,Mercury
Who is mixing drinks at the Toga Party?
You ! It is your 1st lesson in the ancient spiritual,philosophical,and Magical Tradition Of Alchemy.
Copper,Tin,Silver
I am a Witch not a Alchemist !
We are all seekers of Devine Truth and Wisdom.
Gold
What does Royal art have to do with transmuting base metals into gold ?
That is the Holy Spirit from which the Roman Catholic Church is founded Art = Gold

 

by xxxenon
4-18-05
What are we in search of ?
The Philosophers Stone.
Is that like the Holy Grail ?
Yes,''Elixir of Life'' to create immortality and to protect our planet we must transform base matter into higher matter.
Inner dimension of the consciousness.
Earth day is April 22.

 

by xxxenon
4-18-05
Planet Earth
Earth's observatory is a window into the future.Freedom is in the grass roots of our natural resources.
Welcome to the Opium Den of Eniquity !
I see a purple haze surrounding your energy field.
That must be my aura. Purple represents peace and tranquility.
We are in the Spotlight !
Is that what you call a Contact High ?

 

by xxxenon
4-19-05
Do you want to go to my hotel room ? I am only in town for a few days on buisness and I want to have a little FUN
Thats an opportunity I will refuse,I especially like the wedding RING
Oh ! that,my wife and I have an open MARRIAGE
Let me guess,your wife is fat after having a couple of kids and she doesn't want to have sex anymore.She complains about your drinking and that you watch too much football.Is that a beer gut I SEE
If at first you dont succeed try,try again
Is that a YES smarty pants
as long as I am home by the crack of dawn,you got yourself a deal !

 

by xxxenon
4-20-05
You missed your therapy session, Is everything all right?
This strip club is no different than the environment I grew up in
How so ?
This Strip club is just like the Youth Service Board,the Home For Little Wanderers,the Hospital School and all the group homes I saw as a child
The 11th commandment
Were you ever mistreated verbally or sexually ?
Drrrrr !

 

by xxxenon
4-24-05
I'm a baller,shot caller from Las Vegas,show me something I haven't seen before
What?Like pussy,a pair of double D's in your face,or how about a daily grinder with all the toppings ?
Is that the best you can do, I am bored !
Shallow thinking for someone trying to wear Big Ben on his wrist.You are just another insecure guy trying to show off and buy buy cheap sex.This is a topless club not a brothel.Oh! What time is it ?
How the hell do I know, I cant see past the diamonds in my eyes
Now I understand why my Great Grand Father(Pietro) from Italy carried a pocket watch

 

by xxxenon
4-26-05
My Great Grandfather was the Tower of Power. He stood as tall as Big Ben,a True Man of the hour
He came to this country and worked hard for the man.He secured his home on sacred land
He is my Hero

 

by xxxenon
4-26-05
This Guy thinks he is Bugsy Siegal,he looks more like a Fat Vinny
I have a Limo parked out side,how about a back rub? I have a huge house on the hill,how about a back rub ?
Do I look like a Vegas stripper? Bugeyes !
This guy thinks he is Hugh Hefner,ya right !
I love Hookers and Porn Stars,how about a back rub ? I am having a pool party,how about a back rub?
Ya,if you want to see a flash dancer rent a movie
www.stripcreator.com
I will pay you to shit on me
Hell,I will do that for Free !

 

by xxxenon
4-30-05
This is above top secret private eye in the sky.Alien intruders and 2 Monster Black Fly's
SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENA !
Holy smoke and mirrors the Mothership has landed !

 

by xxxenon
4-30-05
Excuse me ! What on earth do you think your doing here ?
I am testing out my new spy plane designed for remote control combat.
What do you think this is Area 51 ?
No ! but, it is the next best thing. A perfect place for a hanger and to discuss topics Warfare & Terrorism.
www.myspace.com
You are invading my space !
My space is public and this is free domain.

 

by xxxenon
5-01-05
This is a Sacred site , not a electronic Battlefield !
The electromotive force is taking over this flight.Do you want to go for a Ride !
That is an unmanned ariel plane,remotely piloted.How do you suppose we do that,on my Broomstick !
Do you see that Black Chopper Fly heading in our direction.It is the result of a technologically advanced aircraft Project !
Holy Mother ! This is as exciting as the time I went for a ride in a Cobra with a Bad Boy !
Sweet,there is nothing like artificial Intelligence

 

by xxxenon
5-03-05
Dude! that was some Aerospace engineering !
Ya ,it was like the time we saw the Blue Angels do their aeronautic sky dives and decided to start our own Aerobatics
Do you believe in the Afterlife?
Ya,I think our death day is really our Birthday !
D-Day
This Landmark is our new Foxhole
In loving memory of the Episcopacy may the epitaph ''LIVE''

 

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5-04-05

 

by xxxenon
5-13-05
Dude! What are we going to have for lunch?
How about some white bread with Old Dutch Cheese
Is there an Amsterdam Deli around here?
I got this friend Mars who can get us some hot chicks from the Netherlands.This years Foreign exchange student program is at the Netherland Ranch
That sounds like a great idea,we need someone to organize and over see Dutch ventures in the Western Hemisphere
A toast to the Old Dutch Colonies !

 

by xxxenon
5-13-05
Into the dark there is night. out of the dark there is light.
Today is a Holy Day for the white witch and her fellowship.
Friday the 13th signifies Omnipotent Power !

 

by xxxenon
5-13-05
Holy Bat's ! You scared the hell out of me.What do you think this is Halloween ?
Who are you?
That is a good question considering the fact you are on my turf ! I am a Witch who preforms white magic.
Who do I look like ?
Friday the 13th
I hope this is a good omen
Follow me !

 

by xxxenon
5-15-05
Hey ! Where are you ? I am starting to get an ''eeerie'' feeling.
Holy Blood of Christ ! What happened to you ?
This is retricted area.The ground surveillance Robot detected a unwelcomed visitor.Blood thirsty media hounds trying to get a sneak preview !
Where are you taking me ?
To the Bone Yard !

 

by xxxenon
5-15-05
Holy cats with wings ! This is a a Airplane Graveyard.
Piles of outdated scrap metal are stored here.Surplus parts are salvaged to keep other active Aircraft Fying.
Classified Information.
Some of the aircraft is turned into remotely controlled drones we use for missile practice.
Whatever Happened To Tonka Trucks?
They are too small to carry a gun rack $$$.

 

by xxxenon
5-16-05
I was circling the red planet and taking pictures of landing sites and zooming in on the region.You are photogenic !
Thanks Mars ! not bad for a 40 year old stripper !
Face The Jury
Finally we meet face to face.
umm ! I thought this was a Temple.
Spontanious Combustion

 

by xxxenon
5-16-05
As the red heart glows may this flame of passion burn within our hearts
Safeguard this house against negativity
Vulcan :The roman God of Fire and metalworking. The Royal Air Force Acadamy Vulcan Bomber
Do you want to toast some marshmallows on a stick?
ya,then lets take a ride in Vulcan Air space at tree top level under radar. It will be a BLAST !

 

by xxxenon
5-25-05
Your gonna get raped !
We get raped by the system everyday 9/11.A toast to the Plutocracy...
Your gonna get raped !
Stolen innocense,a right taken away,children of vision take back the day...
Ouch ! what is that ? SOMETHING IS BITING ME
AH! you will live it is just a Wasp,A white insect that inflicts a painful sting !

 

by xxxenon
5-25-05
How come you never die? You always come back for another sequel
Because there is a part of me that lives in every human soul
Are you saying you represent the evil nature of our existance?
I am motivated by fear !
How much money do you make for scaring people to death ?
It is a premeditated income !

 

by xxxenon
5-25-05
Today I saw a big yellow dump truck carrying a load of dirt with a CAT on it.A white sports utility vehicle was parked beside it.The illusion was overwelming
Sweet ! A tribute to Memorial Day
How so?
War Veterans are buried here and so is the truth
Have you ever heard if the R I P Act ?
Hold up! I will be right back .The head honcho is calling me

 

by xxxenon
5-26-05
Dark secrets !
I'm back ! The Grand Moose Fraternity Leader wants to meet you.
RIP ACT United Kingdom Law
The Regulation of Investigatory Powers.Have you heard of it?
Ya,It is techniques for monitoring citizens.A system of safeguards that relates to the interception of communication.The use of covert surveillance agents,informants and undercover officers.
WOW ! You are in charge of the investigating electronic data protected by encryption and passwords.
Follow Me !

 

by xxxenon
5-26-05
Holy Cartel ! Are you an Arms Dealer ?
I am a Freedom Fighter !
I love Bug Guns they add to the melodrama.Could you point that barrel somewhere else ?
What do you think of the Iran - Contra Scandal ?
It is a holy contradiction.Drugs and Guns makes the world go around.The world go around until we all fall down.
How would you like to join my Tactical unit task force?

 

by xxxenon
5-26-05
FRIENDS
What just hit us a grenade?
Ya,I figured out the secret password and I am downloading all the naked pictures.Invasion of privacy is a pirates dream.
INFAMOUS
Are you on myspace again ?
ya,it should really be called theirspace.It is an invasive way to stir up a paranoid society. Hee-Haw you have to see this to believe it ! Our girl went public and she has web cam Interviewing.
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/XXXENON
Why do you have a public profile ?
So everyone can keep tabs on me besides it gives everyone something to talk about,My personal story.This message goes out to my Friend PJ.My URL IS A GIFT !

 

by xxxenon
5-27-05
Are you in a Gangster Unit ?
A Gang Unit suggests a playground of bullies.Inner city kids who pistol whip eachother over crack Cocaine.
I want to jump on The Contraband Wagon !
We are a Militant Group of drug enforcers who protect the Constitution.
So what your saying is that you are a posse of Congressional Hitman who wash your bureaucratic hands of all the Blood.
It is not my fault that our Nation elected me in charge of Drug Trafficing.

 

by xxxenon
6-04-05
Bailey Circus Act
I was watching the Miss America Pageant and there was a girl competing that looked just like me
So in other words you are a Ghetto Queen who could of been an actress but wound up here and your dirty laundry smells just like everybody else
I'll have you know I am the feature dancer and the leader of this night shift
That is something to be proud of considering this is the hood and I am not talking about Mr.Rogers.Seeing that you are at the top of the company ladder,why dont you tell management to Fuck-Off
I would but I need money for my liposuction surgery,cellulite is hereditary.My fake boobs give me a real sense of self.Do you want to join the clique?
No wonder why I feel so lost !

 

by xxxenon
6-04-05
YO ! I am the leading lady up in this bitch.I am sexy.
Well,thanks for the enlightement.While you and your hood rat are fighting over top honors,the big cheese is in his office with all our stage fees.He is buying scotch tape to keep it together.
I have tits now !Went from a b-cup to a d-cup.
You cant buy classification and you cant learn it from a text book.Lets not play the make believe in me game.
Life In The Projects
What about you?
I am the project manager.We are all in this together.It is called "Unity" not Gossip Patrol.

 

by xxxenon
6-06-05
Battle Lines
Holy Bloods and Crypts ! Are you a crime boss ?
That would suggest A Mafia style brigade of thugs with ties to money laundering and racketeering.I am a spokesman for the Federal Reseve Banking System & Treasury Department
Investment Banker....FDIC
So what your saying is that the you represent a corperation that is holding the working class hostage and is taking their stock shares of the profit
Trust me ! It is a marginal Difference
Chief Medical Examiner
What do you think of those White bracelets that say "Make Poverty History''?
Be careful where you step! The Forensic experts will be here soon to take a DNA sample.Evidence in effort to find a match

 

by xxxenon
6-14-05
I have heard about genetic engineering but isn't this extreme ?
The biological development of a child is crucial to the role they will play as an adult.
I must of missed that topic in my witches handbook.''Spell Casting For Beginners''
This is what you call DNA profiling.
What do you think of interacial dating?
It is the overindulgant ego of humanity that allows us to date and to produce offspring outside our own ethnic Background !

 

by xxxenon
6-14-05
Wouldn't you call that limiting and having a narrow mind ?
To the contrary.Our bloodline is a blue print of our ancient ancestors and should remain sacred.As society becomes more computer generated and desensitized,so will our attitudes towards sex.
The gene almanac really does exist.
It is the Holy Scripture !
What is the basis of your foundation?
Culturally speaking we should massage the spirit,stimulate circulation and relieve racial tension by practicing unity rather than division.DNA Mastery is the essense of our Reality !

 

by xxxenon
6-14-05
View Points : Our emphasis on enemies rather than allies.
We live in a crime scene !
Why are we being surrounded by camera crews and reporters?
The Mass Media...communication thru Tv and newspaper is unconsciousally controlling the masses inhibiting our ability to transend our physical forms.
Mankind is in our thinking
What about peace and love?
The cell structure of mankind is the ''Miracle of Life''

 

by xxxenon
6-22-05
Dude!!! who is that hottie? I check your myspace web page everyday and I have never seen her picture.
She is on...Myprivatespace !
Your holding out on me. I thought friends were suppose to share the wealth.
Why? So Pirates like you can steal my game !
What about being team players?Dont friends come before pussy?
According to the Fertility clinics donor profile this data base babe is on the private auction !

 

by xxxenon
6-22-05
Welcome to the International Breeding Society.
Where your dollar is our commitment to Excellence !
How may I help you?
So, your the mastermind behind this fast food chain of command !

 

by xxxenon
6-23-05
Well it isn't exactly ''Wendy's late night pick up window'', but you can place an order.
I am interested in the home theater system with surround sound and the video entertainment center your offering as a gift reward for high quality sperm donors.
How many leads do you think you can bring me?
What do I look like a stem cell researcher?
I will give you 15% off the gross profit for every sperm and egg specimen that is approved.
The underground Army has begun !

 

by xxxenon
6-23-05
Who's idea was this anyway?
And to think I was going to copy off of your test paper in science class !
The seman analyist wants us to ejaculate for evaluation.Validation that we are good candidates for sperm banking.
Why dont we just rob the bank?wouldn't that be easier?
1st we have to be approved by the strict screening and testing procedures then we can talk buisness.
The requirements of an inside job !

 

by xxxenon
6-24-05
Before we set this joint ablaze, lets take the staind glass windows out and put them in at the Netherland Ranch
Ya,Then all the church goers will come and pay their respects
Henry Ford/Free Mason
The housewarming party is going to be off the hook,thanks to the interior design team I hired
Ford called and they want to sponcer us.They are giving you a Shelby Cobra as a courtesy car and promtional advertisement !
Who's in charge of the guest list?
You are !

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