Crack Up

Author: xxxenon

Date: April 19, 2005

by xxxenon
4-19-05
Do you want to go to my hotel room ? I am only in town for a few days on buisness and I want to have a little FUN
Thats an opportunity I will refuse,I especially like the wedding RING
Oh ! that,my wife and I have an open MARRIAGE
Let me guess,your wife is fat after having a couple of kids and she doesn't want to have sex anymore.She complains about your drinking and that you watch too much football.Is that a beer gut I SEE
If at first you dont succeed try,try again
Is that a YES smarty pants
as long as I am home by the crack of dawn,you got yourself a deal !