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by Drexle
9-09-02
Take that, foul abomination of life!!! (thwack!)_(thwack!)
I am zombie horse!!! Moo!!! I eat your brains!!!

 

by Drexle
9-14-02
Why do I have to resist the temptation to indulge the seven deadly sins?
I mean, who died and put the fucking Bible in charge anyway?
Ahem...
Oh... right.

 

by Drexle
9-15-02
Ha HA! Now the advantage is mine!!!

 

by Drexle
9-16-02
welcome and thank you for visiting this party. the purpose of this party is to provide an institution for sexually_unsatisfied_geekds using this site to access pornographic characters.
all_pornographic_characters are virus checked, however there can be no guarantee that they are 100 percent clean. i wont wipe anything from anybody off. seriously...
come back!!! don't you want to stay for enjoying the herbal times?

 

by Drexle
9-16-02
i am a nice guy
...yes i am!
I didn't say anything!!!

 

by Drexle
9-16-02
if you were a nice girl we'd be the same.
If you're such a nice girl, then where are your tits?
nice girls dont have wanton cleevige.

 

by Drexle
9-16-02
you are saucy, vicious, mad the dirtiest bitch i ever had.
need soap?

 

by Drexle
9-16-02
i_hope_you_understand_the_signs, i will enjoy the herbal times !
For great justice!!!

 

by Drexle
9-17-02
According to a 'catagorize_unknown_people' subroutine, you are either an attractive but dumb 18 year old blonde, or an arboreal two toed tree sloth... or a mix of all three!!!
GOD, THAT PIZZA IS SOOOOOOOO NICE !!!!!!!
You want pie, you gimme fi dolla.

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
I'm bored.
Guess I'll take a vacation.

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
No, don't leave me!
Wha?
Stop!!! You can't leave me alone!!!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
And why not?
Because I'm your only link to the outside world, you big dork!
Isn't that even more reason for me to get out of here for a while?
B-b-b-b-ut... what will I do without you?!
Well, you've got porn...

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
I'm outta here...
But wait!!! Where will you go, hmm? It's been so long since you've been out of the house, do you don't even remember where the front door is!
...I'm sure it's around here somewhere...

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
You know, my school offers a lot of opportunities to study abroad... I could just do that.
And what will you do when you get there? Find another computer to cheat on me with?!
Yes. Yes, I will.
Hurtful bitch!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
You won't be able to do that for at least another year. What makes you think that your President won't have leveled every other country in the world by then?
Good point...
Besides, what are you going to do between now and then? Hmmm?
Hmmmm... I know what I could do...
Masturbate to my massive porn collection? *Hint* *Hint*

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Okay!
:-D

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
...No.
:-(
There's a world full of women out there. Why should I stay here with you?
Because I don't have any STDs?
Damn, you raise too many good points.
Computers will always outthink a human.

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
But you know, there is one woman out there who I still want to meet... and I can't do that here.
What do you mean? I was the one who brought you two together! I'm the one who *keeps* you together.
Yes, you brought us together, but now you're just as much a barrier as a connection.
I can't just spend the rest of my life here, wondering what things would be like... I have to see for myself what life holds.
Uh huh... and just how do you plan to do that? You... you... Student!!! You have to give five dollar hand jobs just to survive. I can't wait to see what tricks you pull in order to travel.

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Well I could sell you...
You wouldn't...
Oh that's right, you're worth about as much is one of those hand jobs...
HEY!!!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Look, you can't stop me from doing this. We've been through a lot, but it's time that we took a little break from one another.
...Porn...
...Okay, maybe just one last time before I go.
...

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
(*click click*)
Windows_has_encountered a fatal error. Press control+alt+del to restart your system.

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Wow, you know I've never been here before...
New sights to see... new places to visit...
Where the hell am I again?

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Approximately two minutes later...
Hey, this place looks familiar...
Oh...
Walking around in fucking circles...

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
I'm going to do it... I'm finally going to chase down my dreams for once...
An hour later...
Nope, nothing's going to stand in my way... I'm on a mission. A mission of lurve!
Three hours later...
So tired... but I mustn't rest! My loins, they beckon me onwards!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
The next day...
Yep, gotta keep on going... my true love awaits!
And the next...
*Gasp* *pant* They always... *gasp* said that love is... *pant* suffering... *gasp*
And the next...
You know, I could have just driven my car... Shit.

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
What? What is this?
Heaven? God, it can't be... I can't die without meeting my love!
You! You're coming with me!
Holy shit, the Angels are packing heat!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
So where are we going?
And why am I in Heaven? I didn't think you guys let in blasphemous louts like myself...
And why are you wearing a bath towel if you don't have gonads?
SHUT UP!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Prepare yourself, we're taking a trip...
Womwomwomwomwom...
Beyond the stars...
Okay, what the Hell is this?
I'd be careful about the saying the "H" word if I were you... just follow me.

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we...
SHUT!!! UP!!!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
So, are we...
Bitch, don't make me cut you!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Oh God... It can't be...
Here he is, wise allfather.
Ho, ho, ho!!! Welcome to Valhalla, my child!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Okay, what kind of whacked bullshit is this?! If you're Odin, then why did some guy in a bathrobe bring me here? Where are the Valkyries?
Oh, the Valkyries... Damn women's movement.
And what about your eye? I thought you only had one of them. Let's see it.
No! I'm embarrased to be seen without my glass eye!
And where's your spear?
Ummm... it's at the cleaners. Yeah, that's it. It's got... uh... bloodstains! From twits like you!!!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
What the hell is this? I can't stay here! I have to go back to life and meet my woman!
I know you're probably very confused right about now...
No shit I'm confused, what am I doing here? I didn't die in battle. I'm not a warrior. This shit's freakin' me out, man!
Warrior?! Oh, ho, ho, ho!!! Valhalla isn't the eternal battleground of fallen warriors...
It's the eternal home of fallen worriers! I swear, you humans just don't listen...

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
...Fallen worriers? That is the most grossly absurd thing I've ever heard.
Is that... TENSION that I sense in your voice? Ho, ho, ho!
Prove it, Santa!
You just need to look over there...
Oh... woah.

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Oh shit! Did you just hear something?! Hold me, I'm scared!
Heard something?! I'd be less worried about that and more worried about these sagging breasts... they're hideous!!!
I want to tell her that she's just perfect the way she is, but I'm scared! It might ruin our relationship!
And my breath... my god, have you smelled it?! It's like diarrhea!!!
Then again, if I'm seen with her too much, people will think we're a couple. God, I wouldn't want people thinking that I'm unavailable...
Nobody will ever love me!!!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
... Who are those people?
They're my Einworrier!
Einworrier? Is that like an Einherjer with anxiety problems?
Yes! When the horn blows and the time of Ragnarok comes, I will lead them to Earth, where they will... uh...
...Make everyone feel slightly uneasy?
Yes.... err... N-no! I mean... uh...

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
I'm almost afraid to ask what I'm doing here...
I know you, child... and you know the answer to that already.
I know that in many ways, I've lived my life afraid of actually living... but when I died, I was in the middle of changing all that.
Oh, were you?
Yeah, was fighting through my anxiety, and trying to actually live in spite of myself.
That still doesn't change the fact that you're a lilly livered sissy pants. Would you like a nice handbag to match that yellow streak down your back?

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
You have to give me another chance back on earth... I need to meet my love!
Hah, there are no take-backs in this world. Your death is final.
But she'll be so worried when she doesn't hear from me ever again... I can't let that happen!
Yes, she will be worried, and distraught... another Einworrier for my army! Two souls for the price of one!!! Ho, ho, ho!!!
...I'm going to care the runes of everlasting pain on your nutsack.
Y-you... you're bluffing!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
And at that moment, the god Heimdall could be heard in the distance...
Oh my God, what was that sound?!
I told you I heard something!!! I'm scared!!!
... the sound is unmistakeable. The echo of the Gjallarhorn resounds!
Woah, shit! That was loud!
No... NOOOOHOHOHOOO!!!!
The moment of fate is nigh... The time of Ragnarok has arrived!
Oh God, what do I do? WHAT DO I DO?! SHIT! SHIT! OH FUCKING SHIT!
The gates must be opening! Now's my chance to get out of here!!!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
You have to give me another chance back on Earth... I need to meet my love!
Hah, there are no take-backs in this world. Your death is final.
But she'll be so worried when she doesn't hear from me ever again... I can't let that happen!
Yes, she will be worried, and distraught... another Einworrier for my army! Two souls for the price of one!!! Ho, ho, ho!!!
...I'm going to carve the runes of everlasting pain on your nutsack.
Y-you... you're bluffing!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
Hang in there, I'm on my way! I haven't abandoned you!
Womwomwomwomwom...
I'm coming...
I'm coming...

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
I'm coming...
I'm coming...
It's allright... you're going to be okay.
I'm coming...
That's fine, just as long as you're not coming on me.

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
I'm coming...
Just take it easy... you're okay now.
Where...? Where am I?
I found you crawling through the streets on my way back home from work. I've been wondering where you were all this month!
I... I walked... all the way? ... Y-ou... Are you?
Yeah. It's me. You've finally made it!

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
You won't believe what I went through to get here.
I had to resist the lure of internet porn, getting lost on my way here, endure a journey of hundreds of miles...
Aww...
And I came this close to being one of Santa's Einworrier...
Ummm... Ein-what?

 

by Drexle
10-03-02
But now that I'm here, we can finally be together...
Meanwhile, back in Assgard...
Ho, ho, ho! Go get'em, Drexle... WOAH! What are *you* still doing reading this? G-get out! Go away!

 

by Drexle
10-05-02
My favorit grope from teh 90s wass Stun Temple Pilates.
Wow! I leiked them two!
REELEY!
I no yuo want wahts on my meind! I no yuo leik wahts on my mind! I no it eets you out inside! Hear I cum I cum I cum!
HEEEEEPL!!!

 

by Drexle
10-05-02
The average American home...
You play with it, booger lips!
No, you play with it, dorkrod!
...consists of a Mother, a Father...
...And 2.1 children.
Shut up both of you, and play nicely with your bro..er...sis...er... sibling!
That... thing... did not come out of my uterus.... It did NOT. I refuse to believe it. Dear God, please wake me from this nightmare!

 

by Drexle
10-14-02
Whoooo!!! Hey there buddy! Got a light!
faggot
That's not a nice thing to call me.
You've got nice legs... for a smoking fag.

 

by Drexle
10-14-02
Roit then, thats enough outta you ya yankee pig! Oink oink pip pip cherreos!
What?
I'm not goinna repeat moiself again, now you leave that fag alone, pig. Cheerio!
Speak english or get out of the country!
I hit you with truncheon, stupid american wankyank!

 

by Drexle
10-14-02
Buggerin' sod it oll. The hot ones got no brains...
What 'ave we 'ere? He's smokin'!
Excuse me officer but can you tell me...
P-p-p-p-ip!? Oi got ya directions roit 'ere!
I"M IN LOVE!!!

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