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| Oh shit! Did you just hear something?! Hold me, I'm scared! | |
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| Heard something?! I'd be less worried about that and more worried about these sagging breasts... they're hideous!!! | |
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| I want to tell her that she's just perfect the way she is, but I'm scared! It might ruin our relationship! | |
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| And my breath... my god, have you smelled it?! It's like diarrhea!!! | |
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| Then again, if I'm seen with her too much, people will think we're a couple. God, I wouldn't want people thinking that I'm unavailable... | |
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| Nobody will ever love me!!! | |
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