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Chores by JoeBlough 7-10-19
1 more 100 degree day in St. Louis, Mo. Today is yard-work day for Rags. I hope he doesn't get heat stroke!	Cuz if HE goes down then "I" gotta do it!	Deb, you know a real loving wife would be outside fanning Rags while he mows and would be giving him lots of cold lemonade. You don't fool me for a second, you porky little loafer. Grab the weed-whacker & go help him out.

 

Chores II by JoeBlough 7-10-19
ragu4u & d_bacon do yardwork... Just look at the two of them sweating their asses off in this heat.	I think I'll make them some refreshments.	But instead of cold drinks they got... Did you get Saltines & peanut butter too? Yup! And rice cakes!

 

To Each His Own by JoeBlough 7-11-19
Oh crap! Rags forgot to delete his porn searches! Deb will KILL him!	There! He'll thank me later!	After about 3 hours... "I'm sorry but your search for [Horny Lithuanian Midget Amputees] has been deleted!" Dad-gummitt!

 

Making Adjustments by JoeBlough 7-11-19
JoeBlough, I wonder why your contests aren't getting much response? Hell if I know! Why don't YOU tell ME?	Maybe you need to be a bit more specific? You know, topic-wise! You may have somethin' there, Lunch! Maybe I just need a slight adjustnment. From now on I'll...	...get straight to the POINT! By George, I think he's got it!

 

Jeff Glor Signs Off by JoeBlough 7-11-19
Tonight is my last night as Anchor for CBS Nightly News!	I'm being replaced by Ms. Norah O'Donnell...	___________________________Off-Set ...the job stealing, cock-sucking, back stabbing, no good old slut, that has now slept her way to the TOP! Good luck to you Norah, you BEE-OTCH! I hate you Jeff Glor! "grrrrrrr"

 

Inside "The Joint" by JoeBlough 7-11-19
Holly, why are you pushing your retarded cell mate against the wall?	I'm just livin' up to my "Rep", Dave! Your "Rep"? But you got busted for selling smack!	Yeah...I'm a "dope" pusher! Deal with it, dude! Geez... more of a smart-ass by the day!"

 

Fire in the Holes! by JoeBlough 7-11-19
A street whore at the Gynocologist! Miss..uh... Lola? Let's get those feet in the stirrups! It's about time. My vaj & ass-hole are in real pain here.	The Dual Exam in progress!	The Diagnosis & Treatment! So, from now on, refrain from using condoms marinated in Cayenne Pepper & Vick's Vapo-Rub! That's ODD! That's exactly what my Dentist said!

 

Adaptable by JoeBlough 7-12-19
Where's Ying & Yang? The twin Asian chicks? They want more money to "do" each other.	WHAT? Why? They're Lesbians, right? For cryin' out loud, tell em' they gotta! OK, C.B....but they're pretty stubborn about doin' porn.	Once Skagg broke the news..... What we gonna do? We not for real Lesbians! No biggy! Maybe they'll just let us suck each others cock!

 

Think Before You Speak! by JoeBlough 7-12-19
Just "Making Conversation" can lead... Boss, have you seen that new show on HBO called "Euphoria"? You mean the one with all that constant sex & drugs?	...to a huge misunderstanding! So, to... That's the ONE! It showed 7 erect penises in just one hour long show! Seems kinda odd that those scenes were exciting to him, instead of all the juicy T & A!	...keep the "troops" happy, the Boss... Barry, I've decided that you'll SHARE this space with Tooms! YESSS! My prayers to the "K-Y" Gods have been answered!

 

Maura "Drops" By by JoeBlough 7-12-19
Say Maura, how does the theme to the TV show "The Lone Ranger" go? Hmmm. Let me think!	I can't believe she's stumped! I'm not really sure, but I think it goes like THIS...."Take a dump, take a dump, take a dump, dump, dump!	Oh no! Is she gonna....? Take a dump, take a......oh oh! Here it comes! SPLAT!

 

Family Feud by JoeBlough 7-13-19
Geez Pops, you're really takin' a beating on "Stripcreator.com"! It ain't just ME boy! It's the both of us!	We must look like "easy pickins" to those guys. Why do ya think that is?	Maybe if ya smote em' in the ass once in a while they'd show some respect, old man! Don't bet on it! Look at all YOU went thru and you're STILL a sarcastic brat!

 

Get With the Program by JoeBlough 7-13-19
Hello? JoeBlough, here! Hey scuzbag, it's me, Brad! Why no winners yet with your two contests?	Chill out, dude! I can't MAKE these Bozos enter! You got just a couple more days and then I pull the plug! Got it? Bye!	Hello? HELLO? He hung up on me! I'll bet he doesn't do this to RCLG or 4LT! Happily, I don't NEED to!

 

New Neighbor by JoeBlough 7-13-19
Hi! I don't seem to fit in around here. Will YOU befriend me? Uh...wtf...I guess so! C'mon in!	It's no better in here either! I kinda feel like...like... Like what? A fish outta water?	YEAH! That's it EXACTLY! Well, duh-uh, ya dumb scrod!

 

Movin' On Up by JoeBlough 7-14-19
Frat House Community Bathroom..... I hate these ghetto kids! Why's that?	The lazy little punks are clueless! And you base that claim on WHAT, exactly?	99% of them think I'm a washing machine! Guess where the other 1% do their wash?

 

Our Favorite Passtime by JoeBlough 7-14-19
Manhattan, NY 7/13/2019 I think the power is about to go out! Did you just see the lights flicker?	It went dark for over 5 hours! Damn...it's 1977 all over again! This could be a long time. What should we do?	Then, about 9 months later..... Hurry Doctor! 37 women are crowning right now and the water broke on 150 more waiting in the lobby! These "C" Sections are killin' me! Wait'll "ConEd" gets the bill.

 

The Opiod Crisis by JoeBlough 7-14-19
I'm sorry Mr. ragu4u, but due to the new laws, I can no longer prescribe your Morphine Sulfate! What? How am I to obtain my pain meds?	Not my problem! Write the legislature. Maybe THEY have a solution for you! Good idea. They HAVE TO HAVE a way. They won't let me down.	But after a month of dead ends....... But last month you sold me 90 tabs for only $25! What kinda govt. provider are you, anyway? Looky here, bee-otch, a brutha gotsta turn a profit. You dig? Now gimme the $500 or BEAT IT!

 

Dashed Hopes by JoeBlough 7-14-19
You're not a Jehova's Witness, I hope? Not at all. I'm from Publisher's Clearinhouse, to tell you that you've been chosen as the Win....	Holy SHIT! Rags? Deb? JB? We WON! We're rich! Rich, I tell ya! Rich as Croesus!! ...ter's biggest LOSER.	Ex-squeeze me? All your phony names & entries are gumming up our system. So please, STOP ENETERING!

 

Supply & Demand by JoeBlough 7-15-19
Amazon Prime Days 2019 Now to buy lots of cool stuff, CHEAP!	Naturally, there's a glitch.... Hello? Amazon customer service? What's all this "Walk-Out" talk? We all decided to walk off the job for the last 3 hours of the day to get more pay.	Hey d_bacon, this lil punk from Amazon won't take our orders. Oh I'll take your orders AND your payment! Just don't expect to receive anything!

 

Art Lover by JoeBlough 7-15-19
Dad does your company, "Pixar", have offices in Japan or Korea? Japan or Korea? We probably have resources there. Why do you ask?	I just think there's a huge pool of untapped talent for PIXAR there. It's nice that you're so concerned but OUR talent is 2nd to NONE!	"Second to none", my ass! Now THIS is what I'M talkin' bout! Welcome to, "Horny Hentai Honey's.com"

 

The "Muscle" by JoeBlough 7-15-19
Gimme a pack of "Luckies" rag head!	So sorry. Boy must be 21 to purchase tobacco products! I'n that case *crack* I'm gonna have to kick yer sorry ass!	Oh Butch! Vishram need you, pronto! Oh shit! Scratch the smokes! Just gimme some "Chicklets".

 

Life Goals by JoeBlough 7-15-19
You're my idol! You're just a common "loser"! A "nothing". A pitiful "nobody"!	We'll just see about THAT! That's it. Slink away in shame, LOSER! Crawl off, you nameless cipher!	But years later, on "Execution Day"... Go ahead and kill me. At least I've made a name for myself! That you have, Mr. Loser Nobody! That you have!

 

Just too "too"! by JoeBlough 7-16-19
What are you doing on that roof? I'm gonna jump!	Why? What could be so bad? The new "007" is a BLACK WOMAN! There's just no wa-aaaaaaaay	He makes me damn proud! *UGH*

 

Scent of a Woman by JoeBlough 7-16-19
Twins Peter & Paul prep for a date.... So who are our blind dates for tonight? They're the Maura Twins.	So they're BOTH named Maura? My date is named Maura. Your date goes by...	So why do you go by the name #2? You really don't wanna know!

 

Desolation by JoeBlough 7-17-19
It sure is lonely here, ain't it? Yup! Nobody comes here anymore except us,	...which sucks! Right? I'll say! There's nuthin' worse than a bunch of quit.....	Ah, ah, ah....

 

What Racist? by JoeBlough 7-17-19
Mr. Presudent, Chuck Schumer wants Congress to pay Blacks reparations. I'll NEVER allow THAT!	You'll appear to be a racist! I don't have a racist bone in my body!	So then you'll let em' do it? I guess so...but only to the Niggers! The Kikes, Wops, Beaners, Chinks, Micks & Towel Heads get ZILCH!

 

Dire Straights by JoeBlough 7-17-19
It appears that "SCPD" is about to be achieved again! I bet I can guess by who!	Like...duh-uh! THAT's no miracle! He's one of only the very few who come here anymore! So I get absolutely NO "Miracle Cash" for my correct JoeBlough guess?	Nope! What do you expect? Money for nuthin'? And no "free chicks" either, I guess, huh?

 

Health Care U.S.A. by JoeBlough 7-17-19
Why so serious, Doc? I thought you'd be pissed that I cut off your arms!	Hell NO! You solved my problem CHEAP! My insurance don't cover Psychotherapy! Ok then...as long as you're happy! I'll give your wife the good news.	You WHAT? You cut his arms OFF? All we wanted was for him to quit jerkin' his gherkin! But amputations are 90% covered!

 

Younger Than Springtime by JoeBlough 7-18-19
Mar-a-Lago Island, 1997 Look here you slut, give my good buddy Jeff Epstein the best BJ he ever had! Damn, she's HOT!	And don't forget, he likes going "off road" too! Hot diggity dog! The bitch is into the good old "Hershey" highway, eh? Gimme dat booty!	Then, upon arriving in his room..... What's with that bear, you twat? He likes to watch! He's a perv, too!

 

Anchors Away! by JoeBlough 7-18-19
The temp today is 99 degrees, with a heat index of 112. It's unbearable! Too true!	But Bob didn't know his mic was LIVE! I think they're just about to toss it to ya LIVE, Bob! How would that bitch know what real heat is? It's our BALLS that are sweating off out here. Word has it, her pussy never gets hot, NEVER!	Thanks Bob, for telling our audience about my ice cold clit! So THAT'S why my tongue freezes!

 

Hidden in Plain Sight by JoeBlough 7-19-19
Do you believe those sissies on the East coast? Why? What have they done now?	The damn bunch of cry babies are upset because they gotta sweat a little! Give em' a break. They're not used to heat & humidity like us here St. Louis!	Crap d_bacon...now you've gone & done it. You just gave away our "20" to the masses. Been playing with the old C.B. radio again, eh Sparky?

 

Pro Soccer in "The Lou"? by JoeBlough 7-19-19
I never thought St. Louis would get its own Soccer Team! Why?	Because I didn't think they could afford all you high paid South American and African Soccer stars. Sheeee-it! I'm just a brutha fum East St. Louis. I don't even play soccer.	You coulda fooled me. You LOOK like a real player.. Hell YEAH. "PLAYER" be's my middle name. Just point me to dat soccer hoop and watch me sink a 3 pointer!

 

Ambushed by JoeBlough 7-19-19
I'm here with Tom Cruise to discuss the NEW film "Top Gun: Maverick" for all his fans out there. Shoot! Feel free to ask me anything!	Fine! Is Scientology fake? Is Val Kilmer receiving lipo-suction? Are you really GAY? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it right there, buddy! Are you sure you're from "Variety Magazine"?	I never said I WAS! C'mon now, answer the questions! Enquiring minds want to know! I feel the need for..."EXIT" speed!

 

That's Putting It Mildly! by JoeBlough 7-19-19
I see you're here to bitch at me once more, Mr. ragu4u! Bingo, Sawbones! I wanna know why I gotta go thru 20 minutes of phone prompts and a 1/2 hour wait, just to get my medical records?	I'ts due to your....uh...unique, medical history which is kept inside that door behind you! Prove it, Dr. Jeckle!	All this is yours since 2003. We have a warehouse just for you to store 1973 to 2002! So I've had a few sick days now & then. So what?

 

High Hopes by JoeBlough 7-20-19
Wow! "Squidrabies" is back after 10 years!	Maybe this is the precursor to a comic renaissance!	Or NOT!

 

Replacing 007! by JoeBlough 7-21-19
Now say it like you MEAN it! My name is Bond, you Cracker! Laquesha, mutha fuckin' BOND! You feelin' me?	Can you make it sound a tad more British? You betcho sweet honky ass I can! How be THIS...	My name is Bond, you Cracker! Laquesha, mutha fuckin' BOND! You feelin' me, Guvna? Somebody see if Haley Joel Osmet wants this part!

 

Hey...it's a job! by JoeBlough 7-21-19
Jael signs with "MFA" Pictures, not knowing what that means! You sure you're OK with being surrounded by a variety of huge cocks? Absolutely! I'm partial to making Bukkake films!	What the hell is a Bukkake? I'm a Brahma! I'm a Langshan! I can't believe she's the "Narrator"?	So, MFA stands for "Midwest Farmers Association" and does NOT stand for "Mature Fucking Adults"? I'm an Australorp and right you are, ma'am!

 

The Jewish Entrepeneurial Spirit by JoeBlough 7-21-19
One more hour till I step onto the moon! It shows here that people are already there so check it out asap!	Moon to Spork! Moon to Spork! I think we got us a Kosher Deli going in up here!	Oy vey! Who's that schlep?

 

He's Got a Ticket to Ride... by JoeBlough 7-21-19
Chen sorry lil buddy, but Hiromi say you gotta go! Dat bee-otch! Let's "F" her up!	But Hiromi gets wind of their plan.... ...and then I dump her body in furnace while you keep look-out, lil buddy! Ah HA!	...and sent them packin'! Quit yer bitchin! At least she gave YOU a spacesuit! But she shoved the bananas up my ass!

 

A Walk in the Woods by JoeBlough 7-22-19
Oh oh, here he comes now!	You don't mean... Yup! Promise me, if he says it, you'll crap on his head!	"Aye there, hoot men, laddies!" Let him have it!

 

1st There Was "Foxy Brown" by JoeBlough 7-22-19
Whatcha gonna do today gramps? I'm gonna go see the new "Bond" film.	The one starring a black woman playing Laquesha, mutha fuckin', Bond? That's the one. They say she's perfect in the part. Here's a Trailer on TV now!	Laquesha Bond confers with "M"... A tad heavy on the "Jheri Curl" eh, 007? Are you sure you're even British? Fuckin' "A" , you white-bread ass-hole! Now get me a drink. A "Colt 45" 40 oz., shaken, not stirred!

 

"Full Body Massage" by JoeBlough 7-22-19
Grand Opening Unlock the front door! We're open for business! Your wish is my command, Mistress!	"THAT" is our first customer??? A sore back, you say? Did you fall off a swingset at recess?	Well...did you? Look lady, I got no arms so I came here for a simple hand job. Let's cut out the bullshit!

 

An All Girl School... by JoeBlough 7-22-19
...has certain unique situations! I don't feel well, Ms. Jefferson! Then see the school nurse, which makes the third time this week!	You again, Kimberly? Are your huge nipples still hard and tongue sensitive? How about those pink pussy lips? Do they still quiver & drip when you rub & finger them? Do they ever! They all need a full "going over", Ms. Lixalot! And my hiney, too!	Whispers heard in the "Nurse's Office" Oh god YESSSS, nurse! Right there. Don't stop! Harder! Deeper. Faster! Now my ass. Do me in my ass! THERE! Aieeeeee.... I can't ever mop in there. I've never seen so many sick girls in one school!

 

Know Your Limitations by JoeBlough 7-23-19
I'm just so horny ALL the time! I know the feeling! You just gotta get a hold of yourself.	I gotta what? You know! Spank the monkey. Whack the weiner. Start jerkin' the gherkin, dude!	You've seen my arms! How am I supposed to do THAT, A-hole? Yeah! You do got a point!

 

A Church For "Working Girls" by JoeBlough 7-23-19
Welcome to "Our Lady of Perpetual Motion"! I'm Father McFeely! McFeely, huh? You a Perv?	Oh heavens to Betsy, NO! My 12 inch cock is a virgin. 12 inches, eh? That better be when it's "soft", buster!	Is there any other way? See ya!

 

The Waiting Game by JoeBlough 7-24-19
So Joe, you ever gonna pick a winner on you're two open contests? I WILL, if and when each of them get 5 different entrants!	Are there that many people still active on this site? "ACTIVE" is a funny word! My bowels are "active" but they don't enter contests.	If bowels COULD enter, Maura's would win...hands down! I must admit...she knows her shit!

 

Mowing Wars by JoeBlough 7-24-19
Behind Chez ragu/d_bacon..... I gave you cold cash to get our lawn mowed so why ain't it done yet? Chill, Rags baby! I'm on it. I'M ON IT!	See that you ARE, d_bacon! Hey Pedro, you wanna to mow this huge yard of ours for 50 cents?	Si, fat little Gringo! Nobody do it cheaper than Pedro! I'll do it for nuttin', ya beaner!

 

Pervs Are Everywhere by JoeBlough 7-24-19
Nice hose, fella...a really nice hose!	Hittin' on me, eh? Lemme whip out a NICER one, baby... WHAT?	If you think THIS is somethin'...? I got a NICER one! Wanna see?

 

Without "Planned Parenthood" by JoeBlough 7-25-19
...and here I vowed to SAVE lives!		May as well do my ass too, just in case!

 

Something Died in Here! by JoeBlough 7-25-19
Not another one? What'll I do?	My drawers are all filled! That's what Maura said!	Tell me you DIDN'T! Sorry! Cabbage & Chile Tacos!

 

A Game's Unfortunate Name by JoeBlough 7-25-19
Rags, are you good at "Cornholing"? Where the hell is THIS kinda talk comin' from?	Are ya? Huh? HUH? If you are, let me know. I'm entering a tournament. I could use some tips, pronto like! YOU know enough "Cornholers" to have a contest? Really? And you WANT tips?	Sure I do. It's taking the country by storm. So how do you stand on "cornholing"? Well, from what I HEAR, one turns around, then drops one's drawers & skivies. Then, bending forward, one spreads one's butt cheeks to let...

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