Ambushed

Author: JoeBlough

Date: July 19, 2019

by JoeBlough
7-19-19
I'm here with Tom Cruise to discuss the NEW film "Top Gun: Maverick" for all his fans out there.
Shoot! Feel free to ask me anything!
Fine! Is Scientology fake? Is Val Kilmer receiving lipo-suction? Are you really GAY?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it right there, buddy! Are you sure you're from "Variety Magazine"?
I never said I WAS! C'mon now, answer the questions! Enquiring minds want to know!
I feel the need for..."EXIT" speed!