All comics by Miller12

 

In the state's that have legalized marijuana there has been a 25% decrease in opioid deaths.
There has also been a 25% increase in traffic accidents on the roadways due to driving under the influence of marijuana ..No wonder why insurance rates and death tolls are on the rise.
by Miller12, 1-11-18

 

by Miller12
1-11-18
Ok, Smart Ass! What did I tell you about crossing the double line on a ride along?
This must be the apocalypse stop sign!
Double Visionary 👓

 

Today Is Dedicated to the Vikings!
Hail Martin Luther King! This must be Football Heaven!
by Miller12, 1-15-18

 

by Miller12
1-15-18
The Vatican did not admit Sir Galileo was right until 1992.
NASA named a spacecraft after his holiness.
His middle finger is on display at a museum.

 

by Miller12
1-15-18
Sir Galileo was sentenced to life in prison by the Roman Inquisition.
His beautiful daughters were Nuns.
Contrary to popular belief, he did not invent the telescope.

 

by Miller12
1-15-18
Sir Galileo spent his final hours on house arrest.
Sir Galileo was a college dropout.
Sports Book Is Coming Up Next.

 

Astronomers,Mathematicians,Physicists, Philosophers, Professors and a Sportsbook Sir Galahad!
by Miller12, 1-16-18

 

by Miller12
1-19-18
Today Classroom we are going to talk about the "Me Too" Campaign.
What is the difference between a cradle robber and a diaper sniper?
The Department Of Social Services and Children's Welfare Safety Advocates.
Yes, Guest Speakers can make a difference.
Coming of age on social media.Let's shake,rattle and roll! Do not hesitate to call a party foul!
Gymnastics Enthusiast 101!

 

by Miller12
1-23-18
Traumatic brain injury has changed my personality from a passive young man to an agressive deviant.I want to have wild sex with duck dominatrix.
Strange and perculiar tabloid newspaper mentality.Pornographic,but otherwise just what the doctor ordered.
If you suddenly feel the urge to fuck a duck, please seek immediate medical attention.
Duck Duck Goose!
Goosing is allowed if the opponent is a willing participant.Your medical evaluation suggests you have a traumatic brain injury!
Great!What your saying it is that my traumatic brain injury is just a designer FAD.Fuck a duck. Medical Advise!

 

by Miller12
2-10-18
WOULD you like to enhance your growth hormone levels?
YES,basic ordering without sounding like a dummy.
That would include the best online price.. I also have an online coupon for 20% off the online price. We also have automatic delivery to your home or place of business.
I can already feel my adrenaline pumping.I will bring the human growth hormone bottle back empty and will return it for something new.
That is so juvenile!
What can I say? I got a natural rhythm to my junk!

 
by Miller12, 2-14-18

 

by Miller12
2-18-18
He did not put on a condom when he entered the holy land!
Hell "No"Condoms!That is how gangland gossip started.I need a double shot of something hard with a ballbuster chaser.Skaken not stirred and garnished with a sugar cube!
That is a premeditated ejaculation!
Alternative lifestyles are subject to change the whole trajectory of the world.
Don't even get me started on the on The Underlying Gay & Lesbian theme!
That stiff drink is called a premature ejaculation!

 

by Miller12
2-18-18
Trex! I'll have a "Lagavulin,Neat!"
Tooms! My Virgin Ears! You know what they say"every story has a twist!"
Happy Hour At The Field Office.
I'll have a straight shooter with a single twist of lime!
Captain! That's how we round them up at The Ok,Corral!

 

by Miller12
2-19-18
Sometimes I like to walk the streets to see if I can connect with a ghost from President's Past. George Washington is that you?
Consumer Association Of America wants to believe in a higher power. Good Gracious! Great Balls Of Fire!
Hocus Potus!
Save the parlor trick for someone who Believes In Ghosts!

 

by Miller12
2-20-18
Fifty years ago today,we visited Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.
Today
Future Leaders By Example...
Won't you be mine.
What a wonderful day in the Neigborhood!

 

by Miller12
2-20-18
I'll have a wet martini.🍸
I'll have a dirty martini. 🍸
George,How would you like your martini?
Blonde! I'll have a dry martini with three garlic olives.

 

Monkey! About that male enhancement?
Blonde! I believe in engineering, we call that monkey grease!
by Miller12, 2-20-18

 

by Miller12
2-24-18
Sessions like this with my hands tied is going to cause speculation amoung The Noble Class.
Phreaky! With your hand in my pocket, it is yours if you want it. Mistress Fake News!
Calling a spade a spade.♤
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♤

 

by Miller12
2-27-18
Blonde!How about a full frontal experiment?
Yes,as long as you give me a rear view experiment for equal measurement.
I cant see anything.
Use your imagination!
Pimp Daddy! I am going to have to write you a ticket for indecent exposure.
Captain! Today is starting to look like a promising experience.Objects in the rear view may appear closer than they are!

 
by Miller12, 3-01-18

 
by Miller12, 3-12-18

 

by Miller12
3-12-18
Pimp! You are soliciting on an undiscovered street corner.I am going to have to write you a ticket for propositioning a police officer.
Yo Captian! Could I interest you in a scented candle,a brothel on the hill, or maybe one of my daughters?The illigitimate ones of course!
I am on the Legitimacy Program!
That is a smart choice.
Who's Your Daddy?

 

🍀Saint Patrick's Day🍀
by Miller12, 3-17-18

 

by Miller12
3-17-18
Phreaky! It's not enough that I have a respectable husband,beautiful childen and a gorgeous house in the suburbs.I want your man.I am trying to fill the void in my life! I want your man!
Victom!Old Hag Syndrome! Too much drinking alcohol,smoking cigarettes and popping anxiety medication can cause a state of confusion!
Phreaky! I don't ever recall having sex with that promiscuous exotic dancer!
Potus Icons and Millionaires!
We Got The Green Light District!
I Am Your Lucky Charm!

 

Potus Masterpiece! How do you plead?
Innocent on all accounts! Guilty On Exceptional Cleavage!
by Miller12, 3-18-18

 

God Almighty! I asked for a Trumpy Bear for Christ's Sake and now It is perfect sense "The Storm Is Coming!"
Christ Almighty! Pulling Rank! Little young to be putting out!You coud give an Old Dog like me a heart attack.❤
by Miller12, 3-19-18

 

⛄Spring Snowscape⛄
by Miller12, 3-20-18

 

by Miller12
3-21-18
Forest Ranger! What took you so long to get here? I had to meditate and call on my spirit guides to walk me thru the ruff terrian.
Phreaky! The eyes of the forest did not know a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

 

by Miller12
3-24-18
Assault Rifles are banned in the classroom, the students are demanding secure background checks,and by all means do not point that gun at us! Lay down your weapon!
*Sigh*
Marching out the door for our lives!
I knew juror number#2 was going to be a problem!

 

by Miller12
3-24-18
Rabbit Carrot is too small!
Monkey Banana is too small!
Wizard Magic Wand, now that's my speed!

 

by Miller12
3-25-18
What role do you see yourself playing In 9Lives?
Coming Up Pussy!!!

 

Sister Ann!This is what democracy looks like today on a Good Day!
Spankling! I feel your pain! May I *tweak* your nipples?
by Miller12, 3-25-18

 

by Miller12
3-27-18
Platform
Influence
Change

 
by Miller12, 3-30-18

 

by Miller12
3-31-18
Swinging Monkey with Charisma!
Enthusiastic Procreator with Recruiting Skills!
Upperclassmen & Hypothesis
Jesus! Do you like Corporal Punishment?
No signs of bondage here Phreaky!

 
by Miller12, 3-31-18

 

by Miller12
3-31-18

 

by Miller12
4-01-18
Sister Mary Strawberry Margaritas at your beckon call...
Sporty Spankling, Lifeguard On Duty!
Happy Easter 🐇
Hamster Heaven Nudist Camp.
April Fools Day brings out the freaky side of nature!
Standing Naked from the waist down seems a lot easier than giving away a gerbil gymnasium!

 

by Miller12
4-03-18
Miss Lucy! I went thru your phone texts and want to know who is this boy who says he's back in town and has a hotel room?
George! First of all it is not a boy it is a man I met online and offline. He thinks I'm cutie pie ! I am part of the safty first initave.
Why would a grown man be talking to a little girl he met online or offline ?This sounds a bit suspicious if you ask me.Safety First! Little Miss Lucy!
Safety First!
Miss Lucy! Do not talk to any strange predators you meet online or offline unless you have a police escort !
Are You My Daddy?

 

Estrogen Lady! You called for back-up!!!
Captain! Please don't wake me if I'm napping!
by Miller12, 4-03-18

 

by Miller12
4-04-18
I thought I saw a piss ant!
OfficeToilet Training.
In some cultures, getting piss on the toilet seat is called Watering The Flowers!
The smell of Pristine Piss is an exception to the Rule Of Thumb!

 

by Miller12
4-06-18
Little Miss Lucy! You passed the piss test. You are officially allowed in the boys locker room.Just don't ask any stupid questions!
Would the boys like to see me naked?
Stupid girl! Full frontal and back that ass up!
God! The good song says "Angel is a centerfold."
Somebody has to qualify for Sainthood!

 

A toast to the "Saints Of Suds."
National Beer Day! 🍻
by Miller12, 4-07-18

 
by Miller12, 4-13-18

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