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by NeoVid
5-11-05
I don't think the customers are going to want the bacon we're serving.
What's wrong with it?
It's almost pure fat and grease.
That's no problem...
We'll call it "American style."

 

by NeoVid
5-15-05
Why should we have brought rations?
OK... your guy was such a lousy shot that he was killed before his arrow hit, then the shot turned out to be a critical miss.
I'm going to mess this ogre up so bad he'll start looking handsome!
Now we know the one thing scarier than a necromancer: an incompetent necromancer.
I'll hack into the cyborg's brain. Where's my machete?
To resist going to the restroom, it's a Fortitude save. If you put it off too long, it's a Reflex save.

 

We don't get many puns in here.
by NeoVid, 5-24-05

 

Hot enough for you?
by NeoVid, 6-05-05

 

Michael Jackson aquitted. Church officials reply "WHEW!"
by NeoVid, 6-15-05

 

Finally an honest statement from our officials: "We can confirm that Vice-President Cheny may or may not be or have been at an undisclosed location at some point in time."
by NeoVid, 6-15-05

 

In the US, convicted felons can't vote. But they can get elected.
by NeoVid, 6-15-05

 

A priest has murdered 17 people. When that was revealed, he received the most severe punishment the church has ever authorized: Transferral to another parish.
by NeoVid, 6-15-05

 

The church repeated its statement_that_life_begins at conception. When asked if people should hold funerals for the 80% of fertilized eggs that never mature, Vatican officials replied, "Huh?"
by NeoVid, 6-16-05

 

Remember, if you object to the elimination of your freedoms, the terrorists have won.
by NeoVid, 6-16-05

 

by NeoVid
6-22-05
Spare Change?
Of course.
There. Impressive change, isn't it?

 

by NeoVid
7-06-05
I'll trip the giant.
Feats don't fail me now...
This party's all neutral. Our motto is "Meh."
The giant spider rolls a 1 and shoots itself in the foot 8 times...
I have last minute advice: Try not to die.
The cleric tries to touch you and you run away screaming. Just like if you were an altar boy.

 

by NeoVid
7-22-05
The word is "canon."
C, A, N, O, N.
Spell "except."
Uh... E, X, C, E, P, T.
Now, spell "xanthleasmoidea."
F, U.

 

Damn, what'd I eat last night?
by NeoVid, 8-10-05

 

There can be only pun!
by NeoVid, 8-17-05

 

I've got a million of 'em!
NOOOOOO!!!
by NeoVid, 8-17-05

 

by NeoVid
8-17-05
In other news, the latest census reports have been counted.
Over 55% of the residents of California are minorities.
Four other states are over 50% minorities as well.
Only white folks could be the majority at 45%...

 

Damn! I forgot to remove the foil!
by NeoVid, 8-21-05

 

Why can't we get these damned caves air-conditioned?
by NeoVid, 8-21-05

 

by NeoVid
8-31-05
Guess I should have evacuated.

 

Bush recently said he planned on trying for a third term. When he was told someone could only be elected President twice, he replied, "Good thing I was only elected once."
by NeoVid, 9-16-05

 

by NeoVid
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Can I jerk it for you?
I wish I hadn't found that offer flattering.

 

by NeoVid
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
With what I caught from her... now I truly understand what hell is!

 

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
All right. Call me in 41 days, and I'll get it out of my freezer.
by NeoVid, 9-25-05

 

by NeoVid
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Really?
Really.
Unless, you know, Saint Peter lets me in in less than 40 days.

 

by NeoVid
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
After all, I knew this would happen if I overdid it!

 

by NeoVid
10-02-05
NeoVid, why do you believe you should run Contest 300?
Because I'm delusional.
I see. Do you have any reasons normal people would want you to run CC 300?
SC doesn't have any of those. But... I've been a reg here since two months after the site was created. I think I should get to run another contest before I keel over from geezerism.
Right...
Also, it would just about double the number of comic contests I've won.

 

by NeoVid
10-03-05
I have achieved nirvana.
My perception is so clear, I can no longer have any illusions.
...Christ, these robes make me look like a doofus.

 

by NeoVid
10-03-05
Now that I have achieved nirvana, I must know what I should do.
Though if I'm truly enlightened, the right thing to do should be clear.
So then I realized that enlightenment meant a lot of drinking and fighting!
Told you!

 

I support NeoVid for running CC 300, since I respect how he has never ripped off anyone else's ideas.
by NeoVid, 10-03-05

 

by NeoVid
10-06-05
So, you have more reasons that you should host #300?
Yes. Many of the other strippers have privately said that they don't deserve to run CC 300! Observe this footage...
I'm... Hubert Smarmulus... an annoying, idiotic, humorless fuckface.
I'm out of here.
I'd like to thank MrSelectiveQuote for his assistance.

 

I'm trying to find... damn, I'm always forgetting that guy's name.
Which guy?
by NeoVid, 10-19-05

 

by NeoVid
10-20-05
*fap fap fap*

 

by NeoVid
10-24-05
Hi, Gabe.
I'm not Gabe. I'm DragonXero. This is my new look.
Hello, Gabe.
I'm not Gabe! Do I look like a gorilla felcher?!
Hey, Gabe.
Goddammit!!

 

by NeoVid
10-27-05
People always wondered where the Enterprise's bathrooms were.
Yeah, I have myself.
Well, on the Next Generation, there was just one, and it was right in the middle of the ship.
Huh....
So that's why they hated separating the saucer section!

 

by NeoVid
10-30-05
Finally, it sounds like there's some trick or treaters here!
Hey kids.... um... uh oh.
RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CANDYCORNHOLE YOU!

 

by NeoVid
11-01-05
Haunt me all you want, I'm never leaving this house!
Hmmm...
Whattaya know, she was right!

 

by NeoVid
11-10-05
So I says, "Shoot, boy, them rotor turbines could warp the structure of reality on their own!"
Ha ha!
What the fuck just happened?

 

by NeoVid
12-31-05
No, this place isn't a Demesne, it's just demeaning.
From now on, the Tetris theme will play in my nightmares.
This message has been brought to you by the letters F and U!
My new superhero's codename is "MinMaxed Man."
This guy will be the ultimate nemesis of your team! That means you shouldn't have broken his spine in the first turn!!
I've been mispronouncing "gnosis" all this time? Gnoooooo!

 

by NeoVid
1-23-06
Just when you thought it was safe...
What's that pain in my... AUUUUGGHHH!!
You meet... The Invisible Manraper!
RAAAAR!

 

by NeoVid
2-01-06
Man, I wish there was some way to get him out of my life for good...
Hey, assbite, did you hear? The world's going to be destroyed in 30 days.
Not the reaction I was hoping for.

 

by NeoVid
2-19-06
Yesterday
Wow, I'm going to have to use this idea I just had in a comic when I get online tomorrow...
Now
Lessee... I did think of something funny yesterday... right?

 

by NeoVid
3-06-06
Hey, man, stop that fighting. You're going to get in trouble before the end of the school year party.
I heard fighting over here! You know how much trouble you're in this time!?
Wait, what?
This is the first time I've really learned something in school: Never try to help people.

 

I hate you.
My work here is done.
by NeoVid, 3-13-06

 

by NeoVid
3-30-06
Snoop Dogg recently announced that he is converting to Judaism.
Now that he is learning Hebrew, his catchphrase will change from, "Fo' shizzle, my nizzle," to "Fo' sheyzel, my neyzel."

 

by NeoVid
4-06-06
Tobor, we didn't know you were a Gamecube fan.
TOBOR IS RELATED TO THE GAMECUBE.
I see. Any games you prefer?
TOBOR ALWAYS PLAYS SMASH BROTHERS AND STARFOX.
Why are those your favorites?
THE LEVELS. TOBOR LOVES PLAYING IN CORN AREA.

 

by NeoVid
4-14-06
Wirthless.
Bore, right?
Punhead.
Don't scoff, man.

 

by NeoVid
4-17-06
Many times in the past, Stripcreator had been reduced to a flaming wasteland...
And now, we are faced with the horror of the... fifth most irritating SCer: BUNZILLA!
But I just wanted to be noticed! You remember me, right? Right?
Hey, Vidiot, whether you're making fun of Bazilla or Bunnerabb, you still didn't use someone who can be in this contest.
Damn. And I thought I might be funny for once.

 

does volunteer work
You've been homeless for 15 years? Man, you'd be better off dead, seriously!
by NeoVid, 5-02-06

 

by NeoVid
5-02-06
You managed to get any work done yet?
No, I've had trouble concentrating.
Lately, it seems like I've had a really short attention....

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