Game Quotes 14

Author: NeoVid

Date: May 15, 2005

by NeoVid
5-15-05
Why should we have brought rations?
OK... your guy was such a lousy shot that he was killed before his arrow hit, then the shot turned out to be a critical miss.
I'm going to mess this ogre up so bad he'll start looking handsome!
Now we know the one thing scarier than a necromancer: an incompetent necromancer.
I'll hack into the cyborg's brain. Where's my machete?
To resist going to the restroom, it's a Fortitude save. If you put it off too long, it's a Reflex save.