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by fzh
4-19-05
How do you feel about abortion?
I oppose it.
Why is that?
Because if Mary had got an abortion, Jesus would never come to have save humanity.
Seriously, she was married to Joseph and she was still a virgin? She must really not have wanted kids.

 

by fzh
4-19-05
How do you feel about gay marraige?
I oppose it.
Why is that?
Because if Jesus had married Judas, that would have just been fucked up.

 

by fzh
5-03-05
Ouch.

 

by fzh
5-03-05
Alhambra
It doesn't matter how "good" the college you go to is, just as long as you're comfortable there.
Paly
It doesn't matter how "good" the Ivy League college you go to is, just as long as your parents are comfortable with you there.
Ygnacio Valley
DAYUM BOY! You goin' to college? Who you think you are, Alfred Einstien or some shit?

 

by fzh
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!
Hey, you just spoke! You broke the mime code!
So did you.
oops.

 

by fzh
9-25-05
God, that girl is hot. I'd like to tap that ass.
Yeah me too. I've gotten pretty close a few times too.
You know her? Who is she?
My sister.

 

So, fzh, why should you host CC300?
I shouldn't.
by fzh, 10-01-05

 

by fzh
10-17-05
Throw your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don't care!
Okay.

 

by fzh
10-20-05
Look mommy, it's the ugly duckling! Like from my picture book!
It sure is, honey.
This is because i'm black, isn't it.

 

by fzh
10-20-05
What?

 

by fzh
10-20-05
Where's your girlfriend?
I'm trying to aviod her right now, see....

 

Sweet, a pussy delivery service.
by fzh, 10-20-05

 

by fzh
10-21-05
I love your son Mr. Shuichi's dad.
SPIRALS!
Oh my god, Shuichi's dad commited suicide by jumping into a washing machine!
I cut my fingers off because my fingerprint is a spiral.

 

by fzh
10-25-05
If yous don't stop serving BLTs, I can't guarantee that there won't be an ACCIDENT.

 

by fzh
10-28-05
Hello! I'm Joe, and I'm trying to revive the profession of Milkman. Would you like to buy some milk?
I made it myself.
Somehow... I think not...

 

I'm sorry, asiangirl2, but harroween was yesterday, you should take your mask off now.
Fuck you, whore.
by fzh, 11-01-05

 

by fzh
11-14-05
It's such a nice day, I think I'll call my grandfather and take him out to lunch.
I would too, but my grandpa died of salmonella a few days ago.
I was thinking of taking him to that little cafe on Fourth Street...
Whatever you do, don't let him order their chicken salad sandwich.

 

It was then that I knew I had chosen the wrong house to rob
by fzh, 11-21-05

 

Come, sweet death.
by fzh, 11-21-05

 

MUST YOU BRING TOBOR'S MOTHER INTO THIS?
by fzh, 11-21-05

 

My new stained-glass window and deck are beautiful.
by fzh, 11-21-05

 

by fzh
11-21-05
Just as the prophets had predicted...
....Stripcreator had reached the End of Days.

 

by fzh
11-21-05
Oh, here's the curtain! I know where I am now.
This is truely a case of the blind leading the blind.

 

by fzh
12-01-05
I'm here to see my late boyfriend.
I'm sorry for your loss.
What do you mean?
Sorry honey, traffic was horrible.

 

by fzh
12-01-05
It seemed that I failed to notice the part of the mail-order bride website that said "Some Assembly Required"

 

by fzh
2-27-06
Viagra hotline, how can I help you?
Yes, I'm calling about the whole "If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours seek medical help" thing.
How long have you been erect, sir?
About 6 days now. Say, I didn't actually take any viagra, do you think you can help me?
SIX DAYS? Say, would you like to go out some time? Where can I meet you?
Umm...sure. I'll be out in the forests near Uruk. Listen, I haven't shaven or bathed in a while, do you mind?

 

by fzh
3-29-06
Thou shalt make thine comics about how good I am.
Thou shalt not present thine used comics as offerings. Thou shalt not worship false comics. Thou may worship in however many strips thou please.
Judgement shall occur in a few thousand years.

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