CC 313 : Enkidu makes the call.

Author: fzh

Date: February 27, 2006

by fzh
2-27-06
Viagra hotline, how can I help you?
Yes, I'm calling about the whole "If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours seek medical help" thing.
How long have you been erect, sir?
About 6 days now. Say, I didn't actually take any viagra, do you think you can help me?
SIX DAYS? Say, would you like to go out some time? Where can I meet you?
Umm...sure. I'll be out in the forests near Uruk. Listen, I haven't shaven or bathed in a while, do you mind?