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| Viagra hotline, how can I help you? | |
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| Yes, I'm calling about the whole "If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours seek medical help" thing. | |
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| How long have you been erect, sir? | |
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| About 6 days now. Say, I didn't actually take any viagra, do you think you can help me? | |
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| SIX DAYS? Say, would you like to go out some time? Where can I meet you? | |
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| Umm...sure. I'll be out in the forests near Uruk. Listen, I haven't shaven or bathed in a while, do you mind? | |
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