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I say, Percy, did you hear that the UAE just appointed their first "Minister of Happiness"?
I'd be "happy" if they took in the"refugees" of other Moslem countries,or get them to stop beheading people and stop terrorist acts.
by ralahinn1, 3-12-17

 

by ralahinn1
3-13-17
Stand by for Actin News-
This just in- the east coast of the US is preparing for a "massive" snowstorm-
As local people go out to buy the "holy trinity" of milk, bread, and tp, we sent a team out for a man on the street interview-
What do I think of snow? It's racist, jes' like you, cracker. Ain't gonna stop me though.

 

I say, Percy, did you hear that some Anti-Dutch Turkish "refugees" burnt a French flag at a protest?
If they went back to their homeland, they would know what flag they were burning.
by ralahinn1, 3-13-17

 

I say, Percy, did you hear that New York is dropping the literacy test for teachers because Blacks and Hispanics struggle to complete it?
Really? Let's hope that they don't decide to do away with tests in the medical field to embrace diversity.
by ralahinn1, 3-13-17

 

by ralahinn1
3-13-17
Stand by for Actin News-
Today we plan to keep you updated on the big snow currently hitting the east coast of the US-
They say some areas may get 2 ft.of snow. We sent a team out to get a man on the street interview -
Excuse me, they are saying 2 feet of snow, not 2 feet in snow.
Just point me to a bar,my good man.

 

by ralahinn1
3-15-17
Somewhere in Tir na nÔg-
Oh, worra,worra, worra-
What's wrong fairy?
Here it is almost St. Patrick's day, and not a member of the wee folk for the strip makers here.
Is that what is upsetting you missy, the lack of leprechauns?
Don't worry, there are plenty of drunks on here ^_^ -
When Irish eyes are smillin' *hic*

 

by ralahinn1
3-16-17
Stand by for Actin News-
Greetings,the Trump budget has been proposed, and one of the suggestions is to cut Public Broadcasting
With all the breaks in the programs lately,with them asking for money, I thought they already did. Anyway, we sent a team out to investigate-
So, have you heard PBS may be cut from the president's budget?
Yes, I did. I wish the creator of my show took a deal with HBO, like Sesame Street did. I wonder who will indoctrinate the children now.
Who indeed.

 

by ralahinn1
3-16-17
And now a word from someone who preps for disaster-
Hi, y'all, you know me from my work on film and television-
With only a little work, time, and money, you too can make sure you have all you need so you won't be rioting on the street when disaster happens. Call this number for more information....
In the future-
You know where that guy lives, right? We break into his house first.
Hope his security guards and servants didn't turn on him and take his stuff already.

 

I say, Percy, did you hear that though a Judge in Hawaii is trying to prevent President Trump's "travel ban" they do not accept "refugees" from those countries?
Really? Someone should sue Hawaii then.
by ralahinn1, 3-19-17

 

by ralahinn1
3-19-17
Because the US seems not allwed to suspend some travel into the country, until a vetting process is formed, let us welcome some refugee "children"-
Welcome to America, at this time I can't ask for papers, but the relief agency that sent you says you are refugee "children"and not possible terrorists -

 

Mario gets some "bad news"from Yoshi-
What do you mean you not gay?
by ralahinn1, 3-19-17

 

by ralahinn1
3-21-17
Sometime in the near future -
-and I want to say, this will be known as "the year of disclosure".We will soon find out the truth about aliens and UFOs.
Somewhere not so far away-
Gee, did you hear that guy?
I hope it's not true. It would mess up my Halloweens. No more free candy,or females on that world hugging me and saying I got a"cute"costume.

 

BBC News : "and now we go to a journalist at the scene for a report" -
Dindu nuffin
by ralahinn1, 3-22-17

 

-and now a few words from a spokesperson from "Buy more gold"-
Greetings-nothing gives you more of a secure feeling than owning gold in these unsure times-
Don't know about that sonny, I'd feel better with a few guns and a shed full of can goods
by ralahinn1, 3-22-17

 

by ralahinn1
3-23-17
So, you and your husband want to rent a car, you don't plan to use it for a crime do you?
Us-nooo?

 

by ralahinn1
3-23-17
Somewhere in the Middle east-
What the heck was that?!
Hemph, got to remind Omar his clock is off again. His soldiers blow themselves up too fast.

 

by ralahinn1
3-24-17
Some where not so far away-The "Old one"tells stories-
Well, a long time ago, a group of us ticked off the supreme ruler of that world, and He killed all the natives, except one family. We got the heck out, before he got to us-
Tell us again why we have to leave that one planet alone, Grandfather
On that day long ago-
Yeah, they better run! See they don't come into my yard again.

 

by ralahinn1
3-25-17
Dear, what are you doing? It's late, come to bed
Can't, watching "6 Real Ghosts Caught On Camera 2017"on "You Tube"
6 minutes 46 seconds later-
Whelp, that's 6 minutes I will never get back...

 

Dear "Strip Creator": Y you no haz banjo?
Wow, you are on to something,pops- Y you no haz violin, "Strip Creator"?
by ralahinn1, 3-25-17

 

by ralahinn1
3-25-17
Well, Mirtle, the day has come. I have to take you where we discussed, so you can retire.
I understand. It's been a pleasure working for you and your farher.
Darn it! I thought I was going out to "pasture"- not out to"pastor"!

 

by ralahinn1
3-29-17
IMG True story-
One of the greatest school trips I ever went on happened in middle school-
Three male science teachers took us to Calvert Cliffs in Maryland, and the brought along a cooler of beer, and let the students drink too. I'm talking middle school kids O_O.
Best part of the trip was when one of the teachers got so drunk, that when he found a garter snake, he did a fake Native American dance with it hanging from his mouth, and it bit him-
He went to the hospital, while the rest of us continued looking for fossils ^_^

 

Farewell Club Penguin users-
Yeah, let's hope Disney is done screwing with you.
by ralahinn1, 3-29-17

 

I say,Percy,did you hear that on 7/7/17, a "new"version of"Michael Jackson's Thriller"will be released,with a"different"ending?
Really? I'm shocked-how ever will they pull it off?
by ralahinn1, 3-30-17

 

by ralahinn1
3-30-17
And now a commercial from"Wee haulz junk"-
Howdy. Do you have junk? We will haul it.
Yep, I got a pick-up truck, and me and my lazy brother-in-law will come out and get it-
'course you don't know, after you pay us to take it away, we pick through it, keeping what we like, selling the rest, and we keep the real "junk" for target practice. Give us a call-
Y'all have a good day

 

by ralahinn1
3-31-17
Meh-let me get in on this...
What's in the file cabinets, Brad?
Not your business ...
I know- that's where you keep the "deleted" comics- to "blackmail"other users, brilliant!
Nope, keep those somewhere else-
Later-
I need those comics right away- push!
OOOMPH- trying, give me a few minutes, not as easy as you might think-

 

by ralahinn1
4-01-17
-And now a word from "Finance Rib Shack"-
You ever listen to those fancy investment companies on the radio that promise "you will never be poor", and they have suites at the airport to "educate" you?
Sure, every weekend on the radio...but, who should I trust?
Why "Finance Rib Shack", of course, we will promise you will not leave our lecture hungry, and you might learn a thing or two.
Does this guy believe people will fall for this crap?
Come for the meeting -
-stay for the ribs.

 

by ralahinn1
4-02-17
Don't think of me as"homeless" think"freelance". Those guys in Atlanta made their money.
(*true story, don't ask me how I know, but you have to "know"someone... I think the two I"know"are in jail right now-)
Don't know what they made, but in Baltimore, you can still get work done for $20 and a six-pack, or a bag of weed.
-pardon me. Looks like I got work.

 

by ralahinn1
4-02-17
-and now a message from "Party time ninja"-
Hey,hey,hey-stuck about what to do for your next party? Why not "Party time ninja"?
- and we are not racists,we have "black"ninjas too!
Ninja,please
So, if you are looking for something with a littk kick at your next party, look us up
-actual "performing" females cost extra

 

While the president of China visits President Trump soon-
Hey, did you "go pee pee in my coke"?
by ralahinn1, 4-03-17

 

by ralahinn1
4-04-17
Stand by for Actin News-
This just in, a new"Planet of the Apes" movie is coming out soon-
We sent a crew out to get a reaction-
-do I have to?

 

Actin News sent the crew to another location-
Damn you! Damn you all!
by ralahinn1, 4-04-17

 

by ralahinn1
4-04-17
I say,Percy,did you hear that in 2 different contests on Sunday, a 20 year old man choked to death eating pancakes, and a 42 year old man choked to death on a donut?
Really? Perhaps they both should have stuck with"choking the chicken". Darwin must be proud.
Upstairs-
Hey, I brought 2 guys up who want to meet you Mr. Darwin.
Honestly those contest creators should be brought up too-

 

-and now an "un-documented immigrant" wants to speak about "disclosure"-
It's not a myth! "Humans"are real!
by ralahinn1, 4-06-17

 

-Elmer Season-
Owh, weerwe?
by ralahinn1, 4-06-17

 

by ralahinn1
4-06-17
Spring time in Southern woods-
Well, look-a-here, boys, I sees us a coon.
Sorry to tell you this, Mr. Inbred Redneck, but I'm just a cat.
Oh, my bad. Let's go,guys, the night is young.
Hope y'all don't get beat up-

 

by ralahinn1
4-08-17
Ahoy, love, would you be wanting to know why this place is called "Candle Cove"?
Not if you want to keep that hand.
Strike out again, Captain?
Go swab the deck, you bilge rat!

 

by ralahinn1
4-08-17
Yes...Lunch, Bacon, and Ragu...give into your feelings...
Ok, but it will cost you extra to watch.
Pass-
Yay, finally we can share good memories together.

 

I say, Percy, did you see that article that says Hillery Clinton is thought by Millennials to be the "6th most beautiful woman in the world"?
What, did Jenner beat her?
by ralahinn1, 4-10-17

 

by ralahinn1
4-11-17
At some nearby airfield -
What happened to you?
I got bumped from my flight, they forced me off.
Look at it as the will of Allah.
This just in-a plane was blown up in mid-air today by terrorists, ironically after throwing several people off the overbooked flight-

 

Hey,Babe
by ralahinn1, 4-12-17

 

by ralahinn1
4-12-17
-and now a word from a local bidnessman-
I'm halal
Come on by fo' our "Happy Easter" special, y'all know de place, de ladies be waitin'
only a buk-buk-buk
I got trix,baby

 

I say, Percy, did you hear Apple is thinking of buying Disney?
Why does this remind me of the hag offering the apple to Snow White?
by ralahinn1, 4-15-17

 

Kim celebrates "Founder's Day"
Happy Birthday,Grandpa. Still starving my countrymen, killing relatives and bombing things, just for you.
by ralahinn1, 4-15-17

 

Downstairs-
Why is the Master so happy today?
Didn't you know? He just got this special room prepped- Steve Stephens is moving in.
by ralahinn1, 4-18-17

 

At a lecture about "disclosure"-
I have a question, professor-how should we respond if the alian says they come from Uranus?
by ralahinn1, 4-19-17

 

I say, Percy, did you hear Cuba Gooding Sr. was found dead in his car,possibly from a drug overdose?
Really? Everybody plays a fool, sometimes.
by ralahinn1, 4-21-17

 

by ralahinn1
4-22-17
April 23, 2017-
Even though monday's military drill was set up by the president before me, I have faith that "Operation Gotham Shield" will go off without any problems.
Sure thing, Mr.President
April 24 2017,10:02 am, New York -
Oh, crap
Somewhere not so far away-
Really? They set off nuclear devices in their own country to see what would happen?
I know, "humans"right? Even a 3 year old Gamapian knows not to do that.

 

by ralahinn1
4-23-17
I was actually listening to this commercial on radio, but there is no radio here-
...I love planet Earth.
Yeah, me too. It's my fav-o-rite planet.
Earth maybe your "favorite planet", but I think you both are fond of Uranus.

 

If Star Trek was like Star Wars-
I love you!
I know
by ralahinn1, 4-27-17

 

by ralahinn1
4-27-17
Islamic weddings-
I now pronounce you man and wife-
I am so happy my uncle let me marry his youngest daughter
what bomb?

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