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by farmkingdude85
4-07-08
Outta my way! Corpses to munch over there.
Some mighty fine trench gas today.

 

by farmkingdude85
4-07-08
Fritz's on the ropes now baby!
Psst.
Aww fuck . . .

 

by farmkingdude85
4-07-08
Too late to bargain with ya?
Yep.
Dammit.
I love my job.

 

by farmkingdude85
4-07-08

 

by farmkingdude85
4-07-08
Stastistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

 

by farmkingdude85
4-07-08
What's the number one cause of pedophiles?
Sexy children.

 

by farmkingdude85
4-08-08
When hospitals compete for your business . . .
Top notch colectomies at back barroom prices!
Be sure to shop around . . .
Do-It-Yourself instruction guaranteed to be 50% less painful than the other guy!
You'll reap huge savings!
TOBOR CORNHOLES FREE OF CHARGE!!!

 

by farmkingdude85
4-08-08
Okay kids, who can tell me what a verb is?
TEACHER TELL ME!!
Oh God, not this again.
Tell Me! Tell Me! Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tell me! Tell Me! Tell Me! Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tell Me!

 

by farmkingdude85
4-08-08
Okay kids, who can tell me what a verb is?
TEACHER TELL ME!!
Oh God, not this again.
Tell Me! Tell Me! Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tell me! Tell Me! Tell Me! Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tell Me!

 

by farmkingdude85
4-08-08
On the Somme: 1918
I shouldn't even be here Tommy.
Why not mate?
Because I don't write poetry.

 

by farmkingdude85
4-09-08
Welcome to Soylent Burgers how may I help you?
Yes! Can I get a double McHeston with extra cheese and a large Frosty Freeze.
Would you like any other celebrity sides with that?
Nope.

 

by farmkingdude85
4-09-08
Oh don't worry God, the fact that you gave me superior skills in math and science, greater leadership abilities, and a better sense of humor more than makes up for that rib you took.
Very good my child.
And now Adam, I endow upon you the capacity for multiple orgasims.
Score!

 

by farmkingdude85
4-09-08
Not again you skinny white bitch! This gold ring on my finger is a promise to me of a biannual night of sexual fulfillment. Now get with the hard-on!
*sigh* Is it springtime already?
Think some sexy thoughts . . .
There's nothing as constraining, yet liberating, as a live eel in your pants.
Mr. Hardly the anal probe is ready for insertion.
. . . think some sexy thoughts . . .
Enjoy this sizzlin' slab of bacon in your mouth!
Oh no! Not even his pork fetish will help him get it up!

 

by farmkingdude85
4-09-08
WILSON!
Crabs munch corpses too!

 

by farmkingdude85
4-09-08
I woke up completely naked today in a pool of my own vomit.
Yeah, I was so fucked I shat in my good hat and tried to sodomize the thresher again.
**In complimentary drinks on the tab.
Think them boys down at the Farm King have been spiking my turpentine.

 

by farmkingdude85
4-09-08
Grendel: the original corpse muncher.
Actually I thoroughly cook all of my man meat to a proper 160 degrees to eliminate any chance of catching Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
Those pesky common peasantry.
*gasp* I think I just rust myself.
Beowulf: idiot braggart with muscles.
UR MOMZ HAWT!

 

It's not rape if you yell . . .
SURPRISE!!!
by farmkingdude85, 4-13-08

 

by farmkingdude85
4-13-08
Hey, what's black and blue and locked in my trunk?
You forgot her name too huh?

 

by farmkingdude85
4-14-08
Supple Sex Vixens of the SS
Rob Zombie fetishist?
They get my Unterseeboot revvin'!
Why We Like Ike: A Mamie Eisenhower Spread
Pornographic politics?
Who needed that hoary bitch Eleanor?
Shirley Temple Exposed: New & Vintage Nudes
I never knew pedophilia came in black & white.
Woo-Hoo! We've hit the motherload sonnyboy!

 

by farmkingdude85
4-16-08
I've had quite the batty day.

 

by farmkingdude85
4-16-08
**gag** Ugh . . . okay, I give . . .
Pfft! I knew you'd puss out at five.

 

by farmkingdude85
4-16-08
You may already be the recipient of herpes simplex virus 2.
I knew I shouldn't have left my self-addressed stamped envelope collection with that BITCH!

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