Farm King: America's 7th** Best Farm Supply Store

Author: farmkingdude85

Date: April 9, 2008

by farmkingdude85
4-09-08
I woke up completely naked today in a pool of my own vomit.
Yeah, I was so fucked I shat in my good hat and tried to sodomize the thresher again.
**In complimentary drinks on the tab.
Think them boys down at the Farm King have been spiking my turpentine.