All comics by jamesoak127

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
I hate being patronised...
What a cute little doggie...
Hey Paul, didn't they have any dalmatians?

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
And now to Sean Coulthard with an interview with rap star Snoop Dogg...
Yo ma new albizzle off the hizzle, nizzle... get rizzle wit ya doggy fizzle. I'm on that izzle.
MODIFIED VOCABULARY!!!
...
Thanks Sean. Now over to Katrina with the weather report.

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
In news today, Michael Jackson donated 5 million dollars to Pheonix Catholic Church to build a new basement.
We now go to Pheonix where Sean Coulthard is interviewing the parish Priest, Sean...
So Father O'Leary, what's the real purpose of this basement? Sunday school? Extra activities?
Well, Sean, how about I take you to see the room?
Moments later....
MODIFIED SEX!!!
You're going to heaven now, bitch...

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
25th December, it's an MTV Cribs Christmas special...
Yo whuttup! Ma name is Redman and this is my crib....
I spent my chedda on this floating home, beeyatch. First one ever too.
Not again...
And as you can tell.... I ain't got a chimney.

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
So, Osama... You claim to be able to take down the USA once and for all...
Yeah I have a new way of protecting Islam... Want a demonstration?
Cool, huh?

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
Gym class for Holly...
Uhh... yeah now try doing a standing side kick...
Okay...
Oooohhh.... yeah... Keep going...
Where is his hand going?

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
And now to Sean Coulthard with WWE star Luther Reigns on the Anti-War Protest March....
Gimme sum dem peace, I've had peace b'fo!
...
Ahem... Now onto the weather...

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
Remember when I said I was going to kill you last?
Yeah?
I lied.
Second later...
I'll be back...

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
Yo this shit is awesome!
Y'know what's bad about LSD?
shit...
The affect wears off quickly...

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
So do you really even need that monacle?
It's for my magic act...
Which is....?
You are now under my command...

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
I'm arresting you under suspicion of the rape and murder of Theresa Green...
Rape is such a harsh term for it... I prefer "surprise sex".
...
Get in the fucking car.

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
And the winner of the 2008 presidential election is...
The Hell? Ahhhh.
George W. Bush

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
Hey, aren't you Bernie Mac?
yoyoyo holla babydaddy son...
Nah, son... Y'all ain't recognizzle me from Be Cool? Dawg you straight trippin'!
I find it ironic that you're called Cedric "The Entertainer"...

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
AWESOME! I love soccer!
"The World Cup of Soccer is coming to the good old USA... Get out their and support our country...
A week later...
In sports today, USA were beaten 5-1 by Zaire and are now out of the World Cup competition.
Soccer is for pansies.

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
And now over to Sean Coulthard with someone who claims to have been cured of Tourettes Syndrome...
So, Tourettes guy... Has this rumored cure worked?
SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGUS!
I guess not.

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
I'm sick of living in this trashcan... I want to see what life's like in the real world!
In other news today, rap star 50 Cent has released another GANGSTAH album...
Never mind...

 

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
You don't even care about me anymore, it's like you treat me like a trophy. Don't you care for me?
Hello? Are you even listening to me? Don't you love me anymore? Do you want me to leave?
The doors open for a reason...

 

by jamesoak127
9-07-05
In today's news, President George Bush has finally declared nature a terrorist and begun sending troops into Hurricane Katrina.
We now go to a live feed of this assault in Central New Orleans...
Live from New Orleans...
For the flag of the USA! Aaargh...
?
WTF?

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