The Reporting Life of Michael Cole part 2: Church

Author: jamesoak127

Date: September 6, 2005

by jamesoak127
9-06-05
In news today, Michael Jackson donated 5 million dollars to Pheonix Catholic Church to build a new basement.
We now go to Pheonix where Sean Coulthard is interviewing the parish Priest, Sean...
So Father O'Leary, what's the real purpose of this basement? Sunday school? Extra activities?
Well, Sean, how about I take you to see the room?
Moments later....
MODIFIED SEX!!!
You're going to heaven now, bitch...